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S5E6: Is this a Mexican thing?
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Have you ever found yourself in the midst of a silent Tuesday, longing for the chaos of a typical Monday? Join us as we recount our day-to-day escapades, from navigating the joys of driving a forklift with its charming "beep beep" to enduring the humor of an internet-free workday. The fun doesn't stop there—we introduce you to the newest member of our family, Slider, an irresistibly adorable Yorkie-Pomeranian mix, whose playful mischief and energetic vibe keep us on our toes. Our attempts to correctly pronounce his breed are sure to bring a chuckle!
Welcome back, guys. It's your girl, karina, and Malenny and Malenny, what's up y'all? What are y'all doing? Cómo están? What's crackin' likein'? Okay, ¿qué pedo les gorgorea.
Speaker 2Ah, dale ¿Qué pedo Qué pedo les gorgorea Andale, que pedo Que pedo tienen atorado, not for reals.
Speaker 1How was your day today?
Speaker 2Malaney, it was pretty good. I was driving the forklift all day.
Speaker 1Nice it was pretty.
Speaker 2yeah, it was chilling. Just me with my little forklift, certified Beep beep.
Speaker 1Beep, beep For real. Little forklift certified. A little beep, beep for real. Whenever something's a cognac, then that's all I hear in the background. I was like damn, this shit's mad annoying, get out my phone dude, sometimes me with my mom.
Speaker 2I was on the phone with her. She's like I'm like my fucking the building I don't know it's coming from like seven different locations everything I'm like this shit's on fire, bro. I don't know not. This shit's on fire.
Speaker 1I'm like it's fine, it's fine it's just burning down, but it's fine I'm like I'm still certified period period period what was your day today. It was okay. It was a long day at work. Yeah, it was kind of yeah, but it's tuesday. It's tuesday usually, yeah, but it's Tuesday. Tuesday is usually slow.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1But it's just, I just I just haven't been feeling at work lately. What'd you have for lunch? What'd I have for lunch? Oh, I had a kale salad. Ooh, it was really good.
Speaker 1Remember that in Longmead, that's what salad is Homemade Mm-hmm seeds and shit all over it, like it had um sunflower seeds and cranberry dried cranberries no dried cranberries are like actually really good, yeah, so it had different stuff in it, like it didn't only have kale, it had different stuff of like different greens, but it was really good. That's what I had for lunch. That's good, yeah oh yeah, it was nice. And then I work with a manager today, so it's always fun working with her.
Speaker 1Yeah, she's pretty chill, yeah, yeah, today I went in later than normal. By the time I got there, we our internet was down actually, so she didn't have any internet for like the first two hours of the day. So you're mad chilling. Well, when I got there, the internet was already working, but it's because it had. They had just fixed it so like she was just over it by the time I got there, and it's just like that.
Speaker 1They didn't really get much better, like it didn't get worse but it just didn't get better, it just stayed in the shitty like situation, like it was just and it wasn't even the customers, it was just in general, it was just like oh, the day was just like yeah, we didn't have shitty customers. We like we didn't get cussed out, we didn't get yelled at, we didn't get in trouble yeah, it was just really slow and not having the internet just made it worse.
Speaker 2The vibe was not there, yeah, yeah, and then it's like not having the internet just made it worse. The vibe was not there. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1And then it's like not having the internet means that we weren't able to have music, so we were just sitting there in quietness and it's just like we don't even gonna talk to each other so much.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1Because we have to focus on our jobs and we're not gonna talk to customers so much. So sometimes, like we just sit there in quietness and that's what make my, that's what makes my day a little bit longer yeah, it's the quietness for sure, like sometimes it's needed, but today was just not it so, yeah, I mean, that's what that it was. It was okay, it was. It was honestly a regular ass.
Speaker 2Tuesday dang it sounds like a monday, though mondays are so busy though.
Speaker 1Oh so it's like mondays for us, it's like a friday. So like our mondays is our tuesdays tuesdays really slow like just groggy, yeah, honestly yeah, yeah, I must have felt that on a rainy day. Honestly, ow yeah it's going at it yeah, oh, news, news, news I can share with our uh podcast fam. We got a dog.
Speaker 2Yes, yeah, I'm over here saying out cause motherfuckers chewing on my toe and shit for real, I know they fat, but they're not sausages, motherfuckers chewing on my toe and shit, I know they fat, but they're not sausages.
Speaker 1Nah, so this little piggy is mine.
Speaker 2No, for real.
Speaker 1Yeah, we got a new dog. His name is Slider Potato. No, I'm just kidding, his name is just Slider and he has a haircut and he got his puppy haircut. He's four months and a couple of days. He's so cute and he's soft. He is soft. He's four months and a couple of days. He's so cute and he's soft. He is soft. He's a Yorkie with.
Speaker 1Pomeranian Sounds like a fruit. Yeah, you know, I actually struggle saying that breed. I normally say Parmesan, parmesan. Yeah, I was like oh he's, he's Yorkie and Parmesan, they're like, parmesan, they're like nah, oh he's.
Speaker 2he's Yorkie and Parmesan. They're like Parmesan. They're like nah, hold on, you're a second.
Speaker 1They're like pinch a porcupine, he's a piranha.
Speaker 2You pomegranate?
Speaker 1For real and I said look, I said you're cute, yeah, but he gets his. He's like he got his second shots, a booster shots this saturday. I know when we first went for the first shots he was crying like I was ready to fight that bitch oh, she's just doing her job. No, make it not hurt. Especially whenever she put the chip on him, he yelped. Oh my God, I was ready to just sit on her. Girl, she was a little twig, I was ready to just snap her on half.
Speaker 2Bro, this is where I got out of the medical field Because of mama bears like that. I'm like girl. What can I do? Yo baby squirm me. I'm like tell him to see.
Speaker 1Yeah, no, but no, he didn't move, he was just like just yapping. Yeah, and Jonathan is the one that held him, because if I would have done it, I would have pulled him, I would have probably made it worse or something. Yeah, so I'm glad I didn't. Yeah, because at first I was going to do it, but then I saw the needles and I was like, no, we got to switch, we got to switch, you got to hold him yeah.
Speaker 2I'm going to hold you and we better not move. Yeah, you over here, yeah.
Puppy Training and Future Plans
Speaker 1But he's the greatest. He is our puppy boy. He's a little cut, but he's the greatest. He is our puppy boy. My mother-in-law watches him. It's so funny. I have a whole ass babysitter.
Speaker 1I gotta leave early, or drop him off and then after work, I don't, I don't go anywhere. I go straight to go picking him up, like what the fuck is this? Take care, but it's, I'm not. We're not gonna do that forever. We're just doing it right now, until he, because we leave him by himself just a couple hours and he doesn't really destroy the house.
Speaker 1But like he, he like cries because he's sad yeah, so it's like I'd rather him go to my mother-in-law which his sister is there, and he gets to have play days and have fun, and I come home I feed him he's worn out because of all the play time and then we do it and she only watches him like three or four days out of the week, because the rest of them he stays home with John all night because all our days off, type of shit, you know what I mean so, but it's just for me.
Speaker 1Now, once he gets older and you know, he hops up that like energy wise yeah then he'll be by himself. He's definitely going to be an inside dog.
Speaker 2That's cute, though he should be an inside dog.
Speaker 1Yeah, he is, he's little. Yeah, it's a bittersweet moment. I look at him and it makes me a little sad sometimes. Why? Because he reminds me of Kate. Aw, and it's just like you're not Kate.
Speaker 2Yeah, this is like someone else.
Speaker 1Like this is yeah, personality and it's just crazy because sometimes, like I like I took a picture of him with my polaroid camera and he looks just like kate and I was like, oh my god, I gotta find this picture, because I have a kate, I have a kate.
Speaker 1I have a picture of kate in that same cover in a Polaroid picture Like I need to find it and I was just like, oh my gosh, he looks so much like Kate and it just, it makes me, it's just bittersweet because it makes me, he makes me miss her, yeah, yeah, but I mean, he's pretty, he's a pretty good dog, for sure. He's very smart. He's, you know, potty trained. He's learning how to sit and how to stay. Well, he knows how to sit already, right now we're learning him how to stay.
Speaker 1Yeah, yeah. So he's pretty good. Hell yeah, he's even taking his potty training skills to my mother-in-law's. Yeah, so he doesn't like Be on her house and anything One thing here in my house he's allowed to be in the furniture because he's a clean dog like he gets professionally groomed and stuff. But a mother-in-law she's a big no-no on having animals on her furniture. So that's one thing that I was kind of struggling in is that he'll jump on her couches because I'm on the couch right yeah.
Speaker 1So that's one thing that we're definitely trying to get him to be like no, no, you can't jump on people's houses.
Speaker 2Yeah, be like mm-mm. This couch isn't for you.
Speaker 1Yes, yes. How about the kitties? How are the kitties? They're fat.
Speaker 2I love them. They have their appointment on November 4th to go ahead and get them spayed and neutered Only two of them. We're going to go ahead and leave Milo by himself. Because, he just he's too calm, like he don't do nothing, like I feel bad, yeah. And then Andres, he's just he's too much. I'm like no, bro, you need them chopped off. You just can't, you can't. And MJ, I can't risk her if Milo isn't yeah, makes sense.
Speaker 1Yeah, we're planning on getting him neutered after everything settled, like all his shots. Yeah, we have two more booster shots, so the one this Saturday and then we have to wait again until another month and then he'll be able to, because he hasn't even been outside, he hasn't, he doesn't know outside. And one thing about it is like whenever he gets scared, he shakes. So every time I take him outside, he shakes.
Speaker 2He's like I don't know what this is, and it's like the moment we're inside.
Speaker 1It's like he's fine.
Speaker 2Yeah, yeah, it's because he probably feels like you're going to leave him out there. He's like I don't know this area.
Speaker 1I, you're gonna leave him out there. He's like I don't know this area. I don't know. Yeah, it's, it's. It's so adorable though. But yeah, I can't wait till he has all his shots so we can definitely take him outside. Can we take him to the dog park and teach him how to fetch and whatnot?
Speaker 2that'd be cute. I'd like to come just to like go walk around, just take him to the dog park yeah, that's good.
Speaker 1Hell yeah, we can fight some. We can fly a kite in one. I like to fly kites really so he's definitely gonna have to get used to being like active outside and stuff like that, because I like to, I like to just be outside, especially when, since the cold weather is coming, I like to be outside you like being outside in the cold?
Speaker 2well, yeah because you don't get like I don't get cold, yeah, so I'm excited, yeah, I'm excited.
Speaker 1I'm excited for my booger. It's I can't. I'm a little sad because I can't have him out for halloween just yet, but he'll be ready for thanksgiving and christmas you can still do pumpkin patches with him well, that is true, but I was thinking more like putting him a custom and walking him around.
Speaker 1But because he doesn't have all his shots, I can't really have around other animals like that, because he can get something and he's still a puppy. So they advise for me to not have him outside. That's why he's potty trained inside yeah, it's not potty trained outside, yeah, and then I've lost. I've lost dogs to dog diseases when they're little, so it's like I don't want to risk it.
Speaker 1I'd just rather be safe and fuck it. It is what it is In reality. I wanted him trained to potty inside on a pad for like the time que está frío o está lloviendo, like he doesn't have to hold it or he has an accident. He knows that he could just go to his pee pad and call it a day. Yeah, you know, and it's. I feel like it's just easier for people like if I, you know jordan and I would go on trips, so like if I have some, if I need somebody to watch him, I know that he'll be potty training. He won't ever be on your floor or on your couch.
Speaker 2Right. As long as you leave the pee pads there, he'll find them.
Speaker 1I'm actually about to upgrade him to a fake grass thing. I was going to ask you about that. I just ordered them. They should have arrived yesterday actually. I need to check on why they haven't arrived. Order one for me and one for my mother-in-law, so he can have one at her house for when we go over there, because whenever we go over there he goes with. Like when we were over there Sunday he went with us. So it's like I need him to be party trained.
Speaker 2Yeah, that's cute though.
Speaker 1I'm excited. Yes in place Because it's like I've been wanting a dog for a really long time. But you know, we live in an apartment.
Speaker 1We don't even have enough yard, like we have yard, but not a decent amount of yard for a dog you know, and when we got this house and then Slider came into our lives, the way that he came into our lives it was just like a blessing, like it was a free, a blessing like it was a free dog. I was hoping I'm helping a friend out by rehoming him and I I'm keeping him. So it was just like everything just fell in place, which is crazy it's like it was just meant to be and now my mother-in-law now is currently preying kids on me.
Speaker 1She was like god is watching out for you. First the house, then the dog. And she was like now here comes the kids. So I sit here and I knock on wood all the time and I said get away from me with that negativity, stephanie I don't want to hear it. Not today, yeah, not today or tomorrow but talking about knocking on wood, that actually going to be the topic of today's episode?
Superstitions and Bracelet Rituals
Speaker 1Yes, Of all these weird ass superstitions that we have. I don't know about you, but I've heard about like knocking on wood, or knocking on glass, like when you're about to be like, oh, let me knock on glass. Or like so I won't crash. Or knock on glass so this won't happen to me. Or like on the wood, like I do that. I've heard of rub on a virgin's head On a virgin's head, like like with Maria.
Speaker 2Or a person that hasn't had sex. A person that hasn't had sex.
Speaker 1I have never heard of that.
Speaker 2Like you tap their head, like if you don't have a wood, you just tap over your dents well, bitch, all my friends are hoes fuck you. Better have wood. I look for wood. You're like I know.
Speaker 1That's why I've been looking for wood yeah, I've never heard of that one, though I've heard about knocking on wood. Knocking on glass yeah, like not breaking the glass, just knocking on glass. It's the on glass. Yeah, like not breaking the glass, just knocking on glass. For for it's the same thing as the wood, like oh, um, ojalá, no. And you knock on wood que, uh, I'll get a car accident. It's the same thing as the glass, like ojalá, no. So you just, you, just knock on it.
Speaker 2I've never heard of glass.
Speaker 1That's what I'm saying. I've never heard about the virgin, but I've heard about the glass in the wood.
Speaker 2That's crazy. It is crazy. What, what, um, what are the positions that you do? Or, growing up like them? There was one like where you have to like, always have you have to have a red bracelet, but it has to be gifted to you. You can't buy it for yourself, like the like to go ahead and prevent bad luck or anything like.
Speaker 1But you know that one, that one, that one. Okay, I know what you're talking about, but I didn't know that it had to be gifted yeah, it has to be gifted and it has to be gifted with good intention. Otherwise, if you buy it for yourself, it's not gonna work oh shit, see the, the way that I know about last last. Last is the last bracelets rojas is for when you're like a baby, like for a baby, like an old baby yeah and it's usually like the mom gets it for the baby.
Speaker 1I mean, obviously that will be a gift for everyone, from the mom to the baby. But I didn't know that. I didn't know that that was like it had to be like that.
Speaker 2Yeah, it has to be a gift.
Speaker 1I don't know, I don't think, I don't know if I ever had one when I was little, definitely haven't when I was older, or is it just for babies?
Speaker 2No, it could be for anybody.
Speaker 1But it does you better, like if you have a limpia at first and then you get the bracelet. Interesting, talking about an ojo um these, we've passed what like last year to the ojo bracelets, the one with different colors, like las azules, the blue ones, and like there's yellow and pink. That's all new to me, like I know about the blue one by lojo, but like the yellow ones and the green, like there's different color eyes that are for different stuff, and I'm like what? I thought they were just for style, I don't know. No, well, I don't know. I didn't really look into it. My niece is the one that told me and she was like I want this one because it's for this and I'm just like puro pedo. Y'all don't even know what to invent. Nah, nah, for real.
Speaker 2I'm like y'all just faking it.
Speaker 1Yeah, faking it for the views Ah.
Speaker 2No, I didn't know that there were colored ones, that they had different meanings.
Speaker 1Yeah, If I'm not mistaken, they have different meanings. I'm going to have to look that shit up. Somebody of our listeners. Go look that shit up and email us the information. The Wikipedia For real. Go ahead and let us know. Educators.
Speaker 2Sorry, I was looking it up.
Speaker 1Another thing that I think it was so silly. I think it's everybody, because it's a joke now, but like stepping on a crack on the concrete. It's going to break your mom's back Step on a line.
Speaker 1Like you know when I first heard that I actually thought it was legit, really. So when I was little I always tried to avoid stepping on a fucking crack. Yeah, like hey, yo, I'm about to break my mom's back. Hell, yeah, and then really. So I I, when I was little, I always tried to avoid stepping on the fucking crack.
Speaker 2Yeah like, hey, yo I'm about to break my mom's back hell yeah.
Speaker 1And then one time my mom pissed me off. No, you didn't. My mom pissed me off when I stepped on a crack and then her back didn't break and I was just like that was all I like. What, for real?
Speaker 2you're like oh yeah mom. She's like over here, what the fuck are you doing?
Speaker 1yeah, I thought it was funny. I think it's so funny. As a kid I was very what is that word? Gullible, is that? Is that the word? Yeah, I believe everything when I'm little. Yeah, it's so fucking crazy bro, I found the colors.
Speaker 2What is it so? Like orange? It gives you happiness and protection and increases playfulness and creativity. Interesting. The dark one is karma and faith protection, calmness and renaction, hope and flow for conversations. Protection, hope and flow for conversations. The light blue one is general protection. Um, dark green, uh, garden happiness, balance in life, freedom for the pursuit of new ideas. Purple is boosting your imagination. Uh, brown is to protect your elements. Red is to bring you courage, more enthusiasm and energy. Oh, and it helps with fears and anxieties.
Speaker 2So you're interesting red ones are good. Yellow one is to protect your health, um, and sharpens your mind. Pink is to protect your friendship and that's cute. Y is for purity and focus, to a fresh start. Light green is to sex uh, be successful within your dreams, enjoyment and good health. And gray is just for protecting against sorrows interesting.
Speaker 1I wonder if it's actually legit and I wonder if that's like a mexican thing like if it's just like a mexican religious belief thing or if that's a multicultural thing I have to say it's like hispanics.
Speaker 2I think so right, because, like they, at the gran plaza, where only hispanics be going, yeah, I wonder.
Speaker 1Yeah, I wonder about a lot of things that we grew up with. Is just a Mexican thing, like the knocking on wood? Is that a Mexican thing or that's an everybody thing?
Speaker 2I think that one was an everybody thing.
Speaker 1Yeah, because.
Speaker 2I heard that one like in school. That one was in school with white people.
Speaker 1Hmm, interesting, yeah, interesting. Another thing about good luck that I've heard about is hanging a horseshoe on top of your door. Let's see, I don't. It has to be hanging up, facing up upwards to catch the good luck and from helping it to spill out. I don't know if that's true.
Speaker 2I've never done it myself that sounds like it would be accurate, but I I'm seeing.
Speaker 1Yeah, like I've seen people going to people's houses and they have a shoe by like a horseshoe by the door, blocking it, like a nail is being held by a nail on top of the door. I have seen that and I've never asked about it. Honestly, I just said it was a type of decoration, because they're like, if you look at their outdoor decoration, they have a big ass texas stars and shit so it's just like okay, it's just another theme, another decoration, of accessory.
Speaker 2You know, what's crazy is that, like my mom, she does have that decoration and her horseshoe is up and I'm just like Did you do that for good luck or just for a study?
Speaker 1You should ask her if she knows. Yeah, yeah, yeah, give us some intel.
Speaker 2Be like ma, did you do that with purpose For real, or with not purpose?
Speaker 1We're gonna have to bring her in and question her.
Speaker 2Yes, Be like senora, you know what? Tell me if your palms hurt too. Be like senora, you know what? To me flip palms for real.
Speaker 1Oh, talking about palms itchy, yeah, because of the yeah, the whole money thing. Yeah, if your left hand is itchy, it means you're about to lose some money. If your right hand is itchy, you're about to get some money, but supposedly you're not supposed to itch because you're going to scratch the luck away. So, like, pretty much, if your right hand is itchy and you scratch it, then that means that the money is not going to come in. And if you scratch your left hand because it's itchy, it means that you are going to you're going to lose that money, whatever the money was. So if you start that, you're going to lose that money, whatever the money was.
Speaker 2So if you start scratching it, do you not lose that money?
Speaker 1You're not supposed to scratch it at all when your hands are itchy.
Speaker 2Well, that's what I'm saying. But okay, if your right one is itchy.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2If your right one is itchy and you scratch it, you're going to go ahead and lose that good fortune that you were going to get.
Speaker 1Yes.
Speaker 2But if your left one is itchy and you scratch it, are you not going to go ahead and lose that fortune? So you're pretty much saving yourself.
Speaker 1If your left one is itchy, you're like Well, if you scratch your left hand, that means you're going to lose money. But if it's just itchy, it's it, it's. That's the thing. If your hand, the, the superstition is, if your hand is itchy, oh, just because yeah, not, yeah, so like it, and it's, from my knowledge, it's just the palm, not the top of your hand, but your palm, so like, if your left lifting it's itchy, like right here, that you can scratch it. But if anything in in your hand, you're not supposed to scratch it because you're gonna lose money. It's like you activated. I don't know if it's true, I don't know if it's, I don't know. But, bitch, I follow that. I follow it. Every time my hands is itchy, I don't scratch, just to be safe. See, I'd be like, oh, my hand, my right hand, is itchy, I need money and honestly, I mean, I don't know, believe me or not, I don't give a fuck. But, like h, sometimes, when my right hand is itchy and I don't scratch it, somehow I end up with extra money.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1Like I either like get a tip from a customer or I'll get like a gift card or like, but it's like I'll get money, or like I'll find money, yeah, like I'll do Jonathan's laundry, and it's like, oh, $20 here, $10 there, I'm rich now.
Speaker 2Yeah, I'm rich bitch. It's like honey Sonic's on me. No.
Speaker 1But I know, yeah, like honestly, like the times that it's itchy, I get money one way, Like a customer would give me a tip, like last time my hand was itchy and I didn't scratch, and then, like a couple days later I got a $20 tip from a customer. That's what's up, though I don't know if they're linked up, it might be just coincidence, it might just be life, but for me I just do it.
Speaker 2No see, this is how I know that this is true, Because, like bro, whenever my hands are itchy, I am biting the shit out of my heart. I'm like getting that Because I can't get like that scratch to go away, so I am like digging into my fucking hand and then I get bad luck. And then I'm like damn, my car broke down here's $200.
Speaker 1That's you losing money. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2But I'm like why the fuck it got to be so itchy, though Like yeah, that's what. I'm saying but I'm like why the fuck it got to be so itchy, though Like I can't not scratch?
Speaker 1I just forget. I didn't know. Yeah, no, yeah, who told me that? I don't know who told me that and ever since that person told me that, like I've been holding on to that shit and it's like I refuse to scratch my legs, bitch, I refuse to scratch my legs, bitch, I refuse to scratch my hands.
Speaker 2Is it just your palm that has to be itchy, or is it like your arm and your?
Speaker 1palm. As far as I know, it's just your palm. I don't think it has to do anything with your arm. It's literally just the inside of your hand, like your fingers and your palm Bro, because I'd be itching, because my arms get itchy and I'll scratch my arms, but all like if it's your palm, you can't scratch.
Speaker 2I'm gonna go ahead and be like going for it a storm, just punch someone up you're like no, behind me, hell yeah speaking of behind me, bro, I gotta tell you this story real quick because, bro, people need to learn about fucking personal space. Oh bitch, yes, I was at walmart, right, okay oh, I fucking hate walmart.
Speaker 2Uh, tell me about it but I was at Walmart and I had to go to the customer service line because I had to ask them like about my tv, if I could return it without the box and without the receipt. I forgot, I lost both. So I was like waiting in line and I was on the phone with Ray and I was just talking regularly when I like felt someone like literally up my ass and I like turn around and it's like this older dude and I'm just like, oh, excuse you. So I like take two steps forward, but I don't want to be too close to the person in front of me. So I'm just like, okay, this is a good enough space.
Speaker 2Well, this dude just like inches, three inches closer and I like turned around and I was like I'm gonna put you on a quick pause, put him on mute. I like turned around and I'm like excuse me, kind sir, but do you know what personal spaces? And he was like he just looks at me, he's like hmm, and I'm like, yeah, you're in my bubble. Like I moved forward so you wouldn't be in my bubble, and now you move forward to be in my bubble and I'm asking you to move out. He just kind of looked at me and I'm like I know you speak English, dude. I know you speak English because you can't.
Speaker 1You can't, you cannot speak any other language. No, I felt that Some people's giving, that they speak English Like it's a giving. Like you understand what the fuck I'm saying. Yeah, like you're white.
Speaker 2Yeah, like you can't just try to pull it like oh, I'm something else. No, you're straight up white. I know you understand. Yeah, and I'm just like I'm going to move forward. Please don't follow me, because now you're going to make me feel uncomfortable, then I'm going to yell harassment.
Speaker 1Yeah. I didn't say the last part, but no, yeah, that's what you were feeling I was just like sir ¿Y qué te dijo?
Speaker 2He just looked at me Like. He just like looked at me, like I'm like, I was, like I didn't stutter at any point. But he didn't say like my bed, or let me itch back. He just like stood in one spot, just like wide eyes, I guess because I called him out, I don't know, but I kind of did say it a little loud. I didn't mean to, I was just like dude, get out of here. I'm already feeling self-conscious.
Speaker 1Yeah, because, even if he didn't mean anything bad, like personal space is important, because I get that a lot I'll be in line and it's just like people are literally right behind me and it's just like I'll turn around and I'll look at them and I'll look at the floor to see the space and I'll look back at them again and I'll scoot, scoot up and then I'll turn around and look at them again to see if they move. And then sometimes they don't move and sometimes they do move and I'm just like, okay, so then I just go around.
Speaker 2I'm like you're not getting the picture and I don't want you to be close to me and I usually just either like either I'll move to the side, or like, like you said, like I'll just move, like yeah because I'm not trying to interact yeah, I couldn't keep my mouth shut.
Speaker 1No, yeah, no, I get it.
Speaker 2Yeah, I felt so bad afterwards yeah, like because I didn't mean to explode but like my adhd has been gotten like worse I guess like I don't know where I'm, just like I'm not okay with this and I'm going to say something. Yeah, and sometimes I don't think that's okay, I mean Because I don't. People aren't thinking like I shouldn't be thinking that like you're in my world, you're inconveniencing me. They could have just been like okay, she moved forward, I moved forward, yeah, but that sometimes pisses me off.
Speaker 1So it's like I get. It's like I get it like. I get it like even when I'm driving and I'll scoot up because the car behind me is literally in my fucking back seat. I scoot up to get away from you, not for you to scoot up some more yeah, it's like oh, there's more room now. Yeah, like pitch, I scoot up because you already. Your steering wheel is on my back already.
Speaker 2Yes, Bitch, Like I feel your exhaust on my back.
Speaker 1Yes, like get the fuck out. Like you and your kid already in my back seat, like it's crazy.
Speaker 2So, like I, I need gas money.
Speaker 1For reals, since we carpooling For reals no I felt that Like I do get it, like there's sometimes where I speak up Mys, that like I do get it, like there's sometimes where I speak up um myself and sometimes I'm just like whatever, but like I've been there, like it's like sometimes it like sometimes I'm able to just brush it off. Sometimes it's like you're on my neck and then you're on the phone really loud. It's just like back the fuck up.
Speaker 1It's like excuse me, hold on like you're yeah, or sometimes it's like no hate on kids. You know, sometimes the kids are fucking kids and it's like you're on my bubble with your crying ass kid yes, you know what I'm saying. Like I know that's something you can't control crying kid I'm not talking shit about the kid it's more like the wanderers. Yeah, for me like just back up. You know your kid is loud, he's frustrating you and you have him on my ear like that's pretty fucked up you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2Like, I get it like you're frustrated, but that doesn't mean you have to frustrate everybody else with us, yeah yeah like just pull you.
Speaker 1Step back, ma'am. Step back, just back up, sir. Your dick is in my ass right now. Back the fuck up For real.
Speaker 2And I'm not feeling much, bro, so get out. Bro. I couldn't this bitch Some people, just you don't gotta get the fuck out. They got the fucking nerve sometimes the nerve to try to be up in there. You ain't got nothing. Gotta get the fuck out. They got the fucking nerve sometimes.
Speaker 1The nerve to try to be up in there. You ain't got nothing, just get out, leave me alone Talking about people and the nerves and just like bad vibe. Okay, this conversation just gave me like a bad vibe. Well, no, no, no, it never gave me a bad vibe. It just since we're talking about suspicions and then people and their bad intentions. And I grew up I don't know if you know, but I grew up with putting a plant by my door, putting a, not a succulent in oliveira plant. Is that what it is?
Speaker 2no, it's, it's like, it's like that, beany one yeah, it's like it's.
Speaker 1I think it's a, I think it's an oliveira plant. You put it by the front. I don't know. I know what it looks like. I don't know the name of it. When I look at, when I see the plant, it's like I know that plant, but I think it's an olive. Am I even saying that? Right? Aloe vera, aloe vera plant. It's spiky ones.
Speaker 2Yeah, it's just like it like spritz out.
Speaker 1Yeah, yeah yeah, aloe vera, yeah, and it's nice and green and I grew up with. If you put it by the front door, whether it in the inside, on the outside, and your plant dies, is because people are coming into your house with bad intentions, like they don't wish you well, they don't mean well by you. They talk behind you and like I think that's crazy, because I witnessed it like I had a plant for like ever and then certain people started coming around in my house and that fucking plant just died out of nowhere, like just died out of nowhere. And then my sister I believe my sister has a lot of fake people around her, but it's a super. I've tried talking to her about it. I tried've tried getting her to cut these people off, pero no quiere.
Speaker 2So whatever, she's a grown-ass woman.
Speaker 1Her plantas stay dying and, like hers, get like black. Oh, like they don't stay green, like they go like gray, dark, brown.
Speaker 2Well, her house is possessed. What you mean, mm-hmm? No, brownness is like. This is possessed.
Speaker 1what you mean no and it's just like and that I don't know if it's true, but it's like. It makes it like. It just doesn't make sense. Because I have a green thumb, I can keep a plant alive. I kept that plant alive forever, yeah. And then certain people started coming around and my plant went from bright red to like a dark bright red pitch, a bright green to like a dark green, and it was getting kind of grayish and it's just like it just died.
Speaker 2Because it picks up energy. Yeah, that's what they were picking up, like the bad vibes. That's why they were drying out.
Speaker 1Yeah, and.
Speaker 2I think that's crazy because it's just like. I don't know if it's true, but I believe it because I feel like I've seen it. I didn't know if it was like that they brought vibes to you or if they just picked up bad vibes. So like that person could have had like a bunch of bad energy and then like see, I don't know about that one energy and then like, see, I don't know about that one.
Speaker 1Yeah, see, the one, the one that the the one that told me or not, made me believe this. But like, whatever, it was my mom. So I will honestly have to ask her and be like is it because they're just bad people or they're wishing bad on me? Yeah, if I'm not. My mom always said que es cuando personas te desean algo malo, which is when people wish you back.
Speaker 2Well, I mean, maybe if it's at the door.
Speaker 1Yeah, so that's what I'm saying you put it in the door and it catches all that energy as it comes in and as it walks out.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1My sister normally has her outside, I normally have mine inside, because they don't need a lot of sun. Yeah so it's just like she'll bring hers in and out, like she'll play with it, because they do need sunlight. Yeah, but just not sunlight every day, so like it just didn't make sense, because it's just like how does your dice and mine don't, and it because?
Speaker 2it's just like how does your dice and mine don't? And it's like the same fucking plant. Yeah, that's crazy and honestly.
Speaker 1I don't hang out with those people anymore that's good, but you don't have another one no. I haven't gotten another one since I moved here, but I had one at the place. It was actually on the middle of my tv entertainer center.
Speaker 2Oh, okay, it was a spiky one. I was about to say I'm like I never saw it by the door.
Speaker 1Well, I had a big one by the door and then that one died and my mother-in-law gave me the small one. That I had by the TV entertainer and that one was growing. That's my thing, it was growing.
Speaker 1You know where that's crazy yeah, but I think that's crazy how a lot of things like that, like like where do they come from? Like I don't know if you've heard about, if you sleep in front of the mirror, like with your feet facing the mirror, yes, with something like another dimension or the demons or I don't know, something will come and snatch you from your feet yeah, because, like, the mirrors are portals.
Speaker 1See, I don't, I don't know if that's true we're getting the information yeah, but like that type of information scares me so I refuse to see the mirror well, you shouldn't, regardless. If you, if you, if you didn't believe in it, you shouldn't do it anyway yeah, that's what I'm saying, like I don't, I don't know if it's true, but I'm just gonna be safe because, like I don't know where it comes from either yeah, like I just know the information, like I've it's been heard, so it has to be like who saw got snatched, yes, but I don't know if Timothy or Greg or Bertha was the one that got her soul snatched from the mayor.
Egg Superstitions and Soul Cleansing
Speaker 1Yeah, or like I used to my sister she was a bitch when I was younger she used to tell me that the cuckoo was going to come out from underneath the bed and maybe I got on those pies. So like I really thought, the cuckui lived underneath the bed after night, like after nighttime.
Speaker 2Yeah, and.
Speaker 1I would be scared to have my feet exposed.
Speaker 2Bro, but you.
Speaker 1Because it's like, oh my God, I'm going to get my feet exposed. For whatever reason, that was. The only way that they could get me was by my feet.
Speaker 2Well see, I don't know where that information came from either, but I can't sleep if my feet aren't covered.
Speaker 1Oh see'm, I grew out of it now, before the younger. When I was younger, like I refused to sleep with my feet exposed like I could. I I got.
Speaker 2I will be scared no, and the thing is like I know nothing's gonna grab me, but I just can't like. So it feels very uncomfortable, like there's an ominous feeling about my feet being uncovered. I'm like, nah, something's gonna grab it. But I'm like what, what's gonna grab it yeah?
Speaker 1I feel like sometimes, whenever my foot's hanging off the mattress, yes, and I just be like straight up relaxed and I'll be like, oh shit. They're gonna grab my foot, but I have a platform bed, so it's like it's on the floor, so nothing can be underneath my bed. So it's just like what the fuck is it going to grab me For real Bitch? That's the gallos out there.
Speaker 2The gallos.
Speaker 1Yeah, my neighbor has roosters and chickens, that means they have huevos. They do. They be chilling in my backyard. The hens with the little chickens.
Speaker 2Oh, better start collecting some of them, bitches Be like hey, I'll give you grass for them. You better start giving huevos.
Speaker 1No, for reals.
Speaker 2They be expensive, like five fucking dollars.
Speaker 1I get the brown free cage eggs.
Speaker 2Oh, you go bougie.
Speaker 1Mm-hmm. I get that extra large yeah, I get the large ones, but it's the brown cage free ones. I like the brown eggs more than like the white eggs why?
Speaker 2what's the difference?
Speaker 1the color, the size, like the color of the actual egg, the yolk, yeah, okay, the size and the flavor I was about to say I'm like.
Speaker 2the color of the egg was dumb, the brown was white.
Speaker 1No, the brown one, the yolk is more like orangey, more yellow, okay, okay, than like the light. How light yellow the white ones are and I just feel like they're just like the yolk, because I like it over easy With the yolk, where like the yolk is like it over easy With the yolk, where like the yolk is like runny.
Speaker 1Like that's how I like my eggs. So, like the difference between the white egg and the brown egg, the brown egg, the yolk part, for me is just thicker, like it's just, it's bigger, it's fuller, it's more, it has more yolk than the white one.
Speaker 2Okay.
Speaker 1And I just like the way they, they, I feel like they just cook thicker, like even the, the, the clear stuff that turns white around it, like I feel, like that's even just thicker than the white one yeah, and the reason why I find out that I even like the brown eggs?
Speaker 1because my sister accidentally bought brown eggs one time and I tried. She gave them to me because she don't like them. They I don't know if she didn't like them or the kids don't like them, because the kids eat the brown eggs whenever they come to my house. Yeah, so I'm assuming it was just a her thing and she was like I didn't like the way they taste and she got hers from Sam's, so I tasted them and Jonda and I fuck with them.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1So we get ours from Target. They're like farm something. It's like a black, a black carton with the white chicken and stuff.
Speaker 2Hey.
Speaker 1We like those.
Speaker 2Those are so Mm-hmm. I want to try them.
Speaker 1Yeah, but talking about eggs, another superstitious is lavandote con huevo. Yes, you know about bad luck. I know about that one. My mom brought me with an egg a couple of times and she would crack it in water.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1And all this stuff. She would be like the cell would start floating. She would be like look at all that bad vibe and it would be crazy. Because I don't know if you've ever experienced it. I don't know if your mom ever did that to you.
Speaker 2Yes, Like you, feel light.
Speaker 1Yes, like my stomach will stop hurting, like it's. Yeah, Everything feels better.
Speaker 2Yes, but do you know what to look for? No, Okay, I'm going to explain it to you, because I just noticed.
Speaker 1I know things start floating and it starts turning white and I know that the more white it has, the more bad stuff is soaked up. But I don't, that's really much. It Like I really didn't ask my mom.
Speaker 2I would just lay there Nah, bruh, no, so like if you have like a bunch of like white lines, like string, that means someone sent something out to you, like they were just like looking at you bad, and they're giving you daggers, they're like.
Speaker 1So this is like. This is like the little ones that look like bubbles right, no, they're.
Speaker 2These are the string ones okay, if you have the bubble ones like. If you're seeing like bubbles are starting to form or like you have strings that are bubbly yeah, it means that you actively have people talking shit about you or that they're actively trying to do something to you and then if you can go ahead and look over the webel and you see like an ojo, that means that they were like that.
Speaker 1That is like a very bad vibe okay, okay, I didn't know about that one.
Speaker 2Yeah, like that means that they were like that. It's been that bad energy has been sitting there For the longest, like if the eye is visible it's because it's been there for a while.
Speaker 1Oh wow, interesting.
Speaker 2But you're supposed to leave it like Under your bed.
Speaker 1That I can't remember.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1Him Because under your bed, dad. I can't remember. Yeah, him, because I know my mom did it too. I want to say, my mom did to me like two times my whole life that I remember, but I can't remember what she I don't think she put under my bed. I think she just left it around me I don't think so I think, yeah, you're supposed to.
Speaker 1I don't know I don't remember, actually I really don't remember. I think she would just, I think she would just leave it in front of me, like by my feet, but not under it, like yeah.
Speaker 2I don't know.
Speaker 1I don't think so.
Speaker 2I don't know Like I want to do it, but then I don't trust my cats. I feel like they're going to try to eat it. I'm like you can't eat that, otherwise they're going to get really sick Because they're going to try to eat it. I'm like you can't eat that, otherwise they're going to get really sick Because they're going to absorb all of that bad vibe.
Speaker 1And then who knows how they will react to a raw egg? I know dogs can eat raw eggs, but I don't know about a cat.
Speaker 2Yeah, it would just be poison to them at some point.
Speaker 1Yeah, because of all this bad stuff, I don't know much about the like las limpias con los. I don't want to say pastos Con las ramas, con las leaves.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1I know some people do cleans like that, but I don't know much about those.
Speaker 2I want to get one of those done, Like I feel like my soul needs it, Like I even started going to church.
Speaker 1Oh nice, I love that for you.
Speaker 2I need to start going to church yeah, like I, just because I feel it like, I feel like I don't know, like yeah, like I feel like there's an omen there okay, and I'm just like I'm not fucking with it, so I'm like I'm gonna go to church like I didn't really guess that, like I just whatever this is needs to you know this conversation.
Speaker 1It just brought me to something. I don't know if it's a Mexican thing, I don't know if it's a religious thing, but I grew up with every house. Every time you move, every new place that you move to, you clean it and then you walk around each room and you pray, like mama will have the pastor come into our house and pray for the whole house and we'll go my mom will have the pastor come and pray yeah, that's so cute.
Speaker 2I love that for you. Yeah, well, yeah, sometimes she did that, sometimes she will came and blessed it with a whole lot of Well yeah, sometimes she did that.
Speaker 1Sometimes she would go like a la iglesia and she would get a little bit of agua bendita from the bowl, from el plato que tienen ahí, and she would come home and she would like read it, like read certain salmos de la Bible, and she would go to your room and she will make me go with her and like we'll pray. And everyone understood it. Um, even my sister asked whenever we first moved into the house. She was like, did you already have somebody pray over the house? And I was like no, because the only people that knew that I moved were the people that know that wish me well.
Speaker 1So I don't feel like I have to pray any bad juju away.
Speaker 2It's just for like the house itself yeah, in case, like the last people that were here had bad jujus, that is true.
Speaker 1I just never did it though. No yeah, but I grew up with that.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1I grew up with that. So I wonder did you pray for your new place?
Speaker 2yes, dude, my mom came like day one when I moved in like I cleaned everything and then I told my mom I'm like, hey, you need to pull up and bless before we could even bring anything in yeah and she did, and she, I had holy water in my house the entire time, in my other house too.
Speaker 1My mom used to have a bottle a water bottle of holy water by the door.
Speaker 2Yeah, yeah, no, we all I grew up with that.
Speaker 1I grew up with that kind of stuff, but I just don't have that feeling in me that I need to do that.
Speaker 2I mean, you don't need to. For me it wasn't like a necessity, it just like. Like it makes it feel more welcoming that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1Like I didn't have that feeling, like I didn't have a feeling that I had to do that, like I, that I was missing, that that I that I needed to do that to be more welcoming. I just, I guess, because we prayed about it so much before we even started looking for a house, to find the correct house, and then during the process we prayed about it, and then I know that his family and his mom were praying about it, and then I know that some of my friends were praying about it. So I just feel like all the praying that needed to be done has been done and will continue to get done, because I pray for my house all the time yeah, you know.
Speaker 1So it's just like I don't know. I just like I feel like me personally growing up and this is not me talking shit about anybody or anything like that, but me personally growing up it's like we were doing it just that one time and then that was it.
Cultural Superstitions and Podcast Promotion
Speaker 2But I feel like.
Speaker 1I feel like prayer. It's something that nothing has to be done every day, but when it's a good time, and it's when it's the bad times, and not just cuando te conviene.
Speaker 2Right.
Speaker 1So it's just like I didn't feel like I had to do that, because I always pray that my house is blessed and whoever comes into my house is blessed Right. So, yeah, I just feel like I was taking care of it. I take care of it every day when I pray about it. Yeah.
Speaker 1It's different, like you on god, and everything is different whenever you're actively doing more steps just to go ahead and prove a point whenever you're like I don't have to because I've been communicating yeah, because it's just because it's like what's the whole point of you having the whole pastor come in the house and pray? We don't even go see that pastor. Exactly like that's just fake yes so I'd rather do it my own way, in a way that works out for my relationship and I, and I know, I, I, I know that people pray well for me.
Speaker 2Yes.
Speaker 1So it's just like it's okay. But I think that's pretty cool though, that. But I do wonder if it's a Mexican religion thing, because what are you? Because I'm Christian. So I'm wondering if it's just a Mexican thing, man, or if it's just an all culture thing.
Speaker 2I think it's more. I want to say it's a culture thing.
Speaker 1Probably.
Speaker 2Because it's just like our superstition of just wanting to go ahead and have that extra.
Speaker 1Blessing energy yeah.
Speaker 2Latinos are dramatics.
Speaker 1Yeah, no, so see, like hello so see.
Speaker 2Like. Have you seen the toxic? As dramatic as fuck.
Speaker 1Oh yeah.
Speaker 2It's just in our culture.
Speaker 1No, so see.
Speaker 2So see, I'll give you that one we're pretty dramatic. Bro, let fucking novelas, don't they be funny.
Speaker 1I'm watching. I'm watching okay, right now I'm watching Margarita on Max. That show is so dramatic, but I love it. What is it about? It's about it's. You know what bitch. I don't know, but it's a whole lot of drama.
Speaker 1Bitch, what the fuck it's about. Like I don't know if it was triplets or twins and they all got separated and this lady, like one of the tias, wanted all the money, so she pretty much fake. She went to the orphanage and picked up this kid and be like this is who you're going to be, and pretended that that's who the princess was. But now the princess actually showed up. She's trying to get rid of her because if they find out that the other girls are fake, then she goes to jail for prison because she just took her money.
Speaker 2Because she's a princess.
Speaker 1So it's like a whole lot of drama. Yeah, margarita, on Max. Yes, I love it. It's in Spanish. They do have it in English audio, but I don't like it because the mouth doesn't match. So I do it in Spanish. And then I do English subtitles for Jonathan, because sometimes he sits and watches with me.
Speaker 2I love that Me Me.
Speaker 1Yeah, but I, yeah, I like it. It's very like dramatic I like that, mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Speaker 2But it's illegal, it's in our culture. No see, yeah, we're dramatic, I get it.
Speaker 1Probably. Yeah, you're probably right. You're probably right For Hell. No, but yes, if you wanna watch it, it's on Max and I yeah, I like it.
Speaker 2That sounds good, I am gonna go ahead. And listen to that. Listen to that, watch that.
Speaker 1Yeah, yeah, yeah, we know what you meant.
Speaker 2It's a podcast, bro. All I do is listen.
Speaker 1No, yeah, you are a podcast person For sure. You know, I tried to get the other day to for my co-workers to uh listen, uh, or I was trying to get, I was trying to get them to play a podcast and my co-worker was like we should listen to your podcast and I said, bitch, it is not safe for work for real, like that is not work for me. Drugs and bitches.
Speaker 2I'm like I'll be talking about y'all Like hold on.
Speaker 1Yeah, for real, we want to get the work drama started.
Speaker 2No, no, no.
Speaker 1Yeah, and then, um, so I was like no, but then my manager was like no, I don't want to do a podcast.
Speaker 2I was like damn. It manager was like no, I don't want to do a podcast. I was like damn, it's okay, it's like you could have at least pretended you wanted to hear it.
Speaker 1Hell yeah, okay, for real. So we just ended up listening to music. She'd be kidding me with her country music.
Speaker 2Oh, I can't only listen to country for so long it reminds me of the sonic days.
Speaker 1I can't with it anymore but it reminds me of the thrift story days when I used to work at the thrift store. That's all we listened was to that damn country ass station. But with that being said, this is what we're here, so you don't have to listen to that bullshit, and I'm like listen to this classic listen to us.
Speaker 2We're funny yes okay, you're welcome no, yeah, fuck that country ass song you keep on having on repeat for reals.
Speaker 1Have us, on repeat, change it, give your, give your country music a break okay pick a different genre, a different, a different uh, I'm gonna say a different country bitch.
Speaker 2You know what? Go to metal, try that. I like some metal music, you're like I don't know.
Speaker 1I like okay, I can do some metal. I just can't do the screeching metal and the screaming. I can't do those yeah, but I can do like I can do some type of metal I don't, and see, I don't know if this is metal, but I can do like Linkincoln park, green bay, um, there's another one.
Speaker 2There's another one that I really like.
Speaker 1That's one the rock kind of okay, so see, then I don't know then, so I guess I don't do metal rock is good though.
Speaker 2Yeah, give rock a try. Yeah, I like rock, I like. Yeah, I like rock too.
Speaker 1Yeah, I like rock.
Speaker 2There's different types of rock that I like, you know what's funny, you were saying that and I was thinking that shit too, and metal came out. I don't listen to metal bro. No, but you know what, give it a try, maybe you like it.
Speaker 1I don't know, I did, I did give it a try and it's just not for me.
Speaker 2oh, yeah you try, guys try dip all your toes in the water, fuck it.
Speaker 1That's why you're giving us a try remember to follow us on all of our social media it's instagram, facebook yes, it be podcast. And if you go to the link, it takes you to all our platforms. There's a link attached to our facebook and then to our instagram. It be podcast is our new logo. Keep an eye off our new logo.
Speaker 2It's so cute, it's adorable like let us know what you guys think.
Speaker 1Yeah because they took us forever, yes, to create it and then to find somebody to draw it out for us, the colors that we wanted.
Speaker 2So shout out to Gigi.
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Speaker 2Hell yeah.
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Speaker 2I'm telling you it's cute.
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Speaker 2It's pretty lit over here guys, pandora, dude, yeah, pandora, iheartradio FM Radio, Like what the fuck is that? I don't even know, but we're on there, hell yeah, so just follow us on there because you have the time.
Speaker 1Yeah, just download the fucking app. Delete the other app. Nah, I'm just playing For real, like delete your hinge.
Speaker 2You know you ain't getting anything anyways, Right.
Speaker 1Fucking, delete your Tinder. You got your dick wet plenty of times. How?
Speaker 2many times do you need?
Speaker 1comedy Bitch. You're already on your third kid. Delete Moco's face, no.
Speaker 2For real. They're like yeah, wey, yeah.
Speaker 1Ya parale ya, por favor, Quit with the taxes wey. I know you enjoying that money pero Remember, after your sixth kid ya no te pagan, uh-huh. So yeah, tie them hoes. Besecte mi todo. God damn it. Y'all killing me with these kids. Wash your hands. Cooties are real Bitches are still getting pregnant from left to right.
Speaker 2Nasty. It's crazy man.
Speaker 1I'm going to just go ahead and let y'all go with that reminder. Have a great night.
Speaker 2Buenas noches, bye, noches, bye.
