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S5E7pt1: Dumb guide for good sex
Ever wondered why you might cry after an orgasm or if it's just another form of emotional release? This episode invites you to explore the fascinating and often humorous intricacies of sexual health and relationships.
Next, we debunk myths about female anatomy, like the age-old belief that frequent sex changes vaginal size. Trust us, it's a myth!
For those intrigued by the world of BDSM, hang tight! We share funny personal stories about kink preferences. Open communication is key, and we emphasize its importance through real-life anecdotes and listener queries.
hey guys, welcome back. It's your girl, karina, and melanie and melanie, how's everybody?
Speaker 2:doing. Yeah, how's y'all's day? Pretty good, mm-hmm Dang, that's fucked up.
Speaker 1:Ooh, and then Mom is Okay enough, so my day no.
Speaker 2:For real About us.
Speaker 1:My day. Well, it was off. It was off today. It was off, that was off today. I woke up with therapy. I had therapy in the morning. It was great. My therapist said she's heard of me that I'm doing really good.
Speaker 2:Hey, that's good, mm-hmm.
Speaker 1:Mm-hmm, Mm-hmm. And then Alberto came over. I called him right after therapy and I was just like so what are we doing, bitch?
Speaker 2:I'm already on my way.
Speaker 1:Yeah, he on my way. Yeah, he pulled up in like 30 minutes and then we sat here and we smoked. I had the bong, he had a joint, and then we smoked, and then from there we went to just do errands. He rode with me to Sam's and then to Target and then to Winko, just hella everywhere.
Speaker 2:And then I fed his ass and then we drunk.
Speaker 1:We finished off with some tequila and then we had to go and replace the tequila bottle Crazy, but yeah, it was pretty late. It was pretty late. It was a good day, I had a good day.
Speaker 2:I know I saw your Snapchat of your comida.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, I made a frito pie. Oh, that bitch look good it was delicious. I saw the sour cream actually. Yeah, I fucked it up Like the whole time that I was eating. I didn't even say anything, I was just stuffing my face.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Fucking. Sitting there with the munchies on the couch just looking at Alberto.
Speaker 2:He's, like you, enjoying this.
Speaker 1:No words were said, it's like that smile when you're chewing in that mod I'm just yeah. It's that little happy dance. Yeah, how was your?
Speaker 2:day. My day was pretty boring. There was nothing interesting about it. I mean, I just went to work and then, yeah, I was kind of left like in a little corner by myself. They're like we don't know what to do with you. I'm like, okay, well, may I go hide in this corner? They're like you may.
Speaker 1:so I did want to ask a little update our first episode just air yeah so that I, I, you heard it and then I heard I remember you were talking about how you were gonna sign up or you were gonna try to see if you can get that manager position in that new project. How did that go? Did you ever get to do that?
Speaker 2:like what happened with that project so I did end up not even get no manager position. I was like you know what let me wait, because I'm scared they're gonna make me go to night shift.
Speaker 2:Oh, like that's my only fear. So I'm like, eh, let me wait, wait to see, because I might just do school. But I did end up doing some training for the new launch for a project and they're just waiting on it for a little bit. They're just resetting up, but it's coming next month and I'm just going to be helping training people.
Speaker 1:That's what's up, though it's still pretty fun. Yeah, that's pretty cool. That's pretty cool. So then you did work today. Yeah, I did work today, you're off tomorrow.
Speaker 2:no, yes, yeah.
Speaker 1:I get to sleep in. She was off today. I didn't get to sleep in. It was okay though, Like it was a good night, Like it was an amazing night.
Speaker 2:Romantic music playing. I was thinking of that jazz one which one Put in that music. I'll give it to you later. I'm like cue the song.
Speaker 1:Okay, well, as y'all remember last episode, we were about to get freaky deaky in here. Ooh, steamy. Last episode. We're about to get freaky dicky in here, steamy Nah, okay, so we're taking it to the most crazy place, el internet Bitch. I was thinking that in my head. Okay, so we're both gonna be reading some questions.
Speaker 2:Yes, full disclosure.
Speaker 1:I'm dyslexic so, um, and I'd be reading wrong, so we might not quote you all the way but we're we'll do the best we're trying and then, and then, and then we're smoking yeah, so like we're gonna read this like three times, then it's to make sense to you. Well, I'm sorry, sure, don't be fucking judging us you bitches, you bitches and hoes.
Speaker 2:Nah, let us be. Let us be.
Speaker 1:Not for real. Okay, one more hit before we start reading here. Hey, okay, so we're going to be on Reddit. We? Okay, so we're going to be on Reddit. We're going to be reading from the tab general questions. So r slash sex question. So the first one, the first one. I'm actually kind of interested to see if you experience this. Melanie, melanie, whatever your name is.
Speaker 2:Yo I've had yo mystery person.
Speaker 1:Okay, so the username don't come into us. Yes, u slash dear dash. Conversation 619. I chingao, okay. So the question here or the title of this paragraph or whatever this shit is is has anyone ever cried after an intense orgasm? I love mothers. Okay, so this is what they said. Serious question Today I had an intense orgasm with my boyfriend. I was using a vibrator and he was doing me from behind. I, immediately after the orgasm, I started crying. It was so good so I'm wondering if the crying was just another form of release. Is this common?
Speaker 2:I mean, how are you crying? I feel like that's very important, because if you're over here sobbing super sad but you're happy, that's a little weird. Sad but you're happy, like that's a little weird. But if, like, there is like those happy tears, whatever, like I don't know, I feel like if you got happy tears, just like it lightly streaming down your face, it's fine. But if you're over here like full-on having a meltdown because you had a good ass orgasm, that that's a bit out there. But no judgment, you know, cada quien, cada quien.
Speaker 1:So I'm reading some of the comments, and one of the comments here says yes, it is not an uncommon thing. There is a lot of emotion behind an orgasm. As a guy it is very rare, but it happened to me one time when I was 19. So it can happen against either gender. I personally have not experienced that. Another comment my wife does occasionally not every time, but it happens after some good foreplay and some good sex Again.
Speaker 2:I want to know how to stop their crying.
Speaker 1:What they're saying is it? What they're saying is not a, it's not like a full crying, it's more like just a tear, like you're just laying there and just tears are coming down. So it's just another way of just of a feeling. It's just because, like me me personally I haven't teared Like I haven't cried, haven't teared like I haven't cried but like I've I don't want to say blacked out but like I? Like I lost my eyesight. Oh shit, they fucked you blind I don't know what happened okay, look.
Speaker 2:She said. Oh, hit it again. I mean la luz luz for now. Somebody turn my light off it was that double clap motion light.
Speaker 1:Okay, right from the back, no, no.
Speaker 1:Well, this was very much gay sex it was with a girl, oh, okay and it wasn't like it was just like all click action and I was like just orgasm, like I was just orgasm back to back, okay, and but just orgasm, like I was just orgasming back to back, okay, and but last orgasm, before I tapped out, it was like like I just couldn't see, like it's like I I had a. I literally shook my head to come back. I don't know where I went, but like that shit was crazy and then I was, I'm sure you just- weren't down there like no, no, no, she was doing me.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, like I was laying down and it was crazy because I like I had to pretty much like shake my head back like I'm I don't know. It was crazy, I don't know, I don't know. Shit was crazy and I was like do that shit again yeah, it's like one more time, one time.
Speaker 1:Let me make sure you know what that's yeah, but like that's what I've experienced, like I've I I don't know, it's like I stopped hearing and then like I can't see. It's crazy, like it's like my body I guess I don't know if it goes into like a shock and I kind of just like shiver in my head, like I just shake my head head and then I start, I get my eyesight back and then I start to focus. It's like it's like if I'm waking up or something. It's weird, it's crazy. I love it.
Speaker 2:I've never experienced that one, but now that, okay, if it's like a tear up, I have experienced that one. I haven't, but it was just because, like in the position that I was in, it was like it was so good and like they didn't stop. And I was like bro, like it was really. It was really really intense that I really haven't felt that and I was like oh my gosh.
Speaker 2:Interesting. And so like afterwards, like I was just talking there, like laying there normal, and then they're like dude are. I'm like no, yeah. And then I like I was like I felt like the tears coming down.
Speaker 1:I'm like, bro, I'm chilling, I'm happy though yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't know what's going on, but it was great. Two thumbs up, yeah, leaving a great yield review. No, I have this thing sometimes where I tell jonathan after we finish having doing the bumping uglies, I'd be like thank you for your service, sir. Oh, you make sure you lock the door on your way out bro okay oh no, you can leave now. I'll be patting his back and be like you're. Thank you for your service. You may leave.
Speaker 2:You are dismissed.
Speaker 1:He can't resist me. Stop playing, stop playing, okay. Our next comment here is from. The username actually says O-R-Y, v-r-i-e-r. I'm not even going to try to pronounce to say that, but it said will I feel it Okay? So this is her general question. Hi, so my ex-boyfriend was pretty big I'm talking about eight inches and girthy. Okay, girl, I see you. Like our first time having sex. He ripped me Been there.
Speaker 2:I've been there I have not.
Speaker 1:I haven't had sex since our breakup, but I was wondering if I were to have sex with someone smaller than him, will I feel it or no? Because he stretched me out. I want to enjoy myself. We woke up early last month. Is this enough time for me to go back to my normal size Now? What do you think about that? Like, do you have any educational facts about that?
Speaker 2:So you won't feel it unless it's like small, small, like micro small, but that's just in general. But now, like your, your vagina goes back to normal after a minute, like it doesn't stay loosey-goosey after, just like it's muscle it ends up working all the time. So it just maintains Like I feel like if you're out there, you know for the streets eventually it's not going to be as comfortable and as tight, but they got surgery for that shit.
Speaker 1:That is true. They do have that surgery where they make like you can make yourself a virgin otra vez.
Speaker 2:Or los, ¿cómo se llaman Los kinkos?
Speaker 1:No no.
Speaker 2:But this is aren't those your ankles?
Speaker 1:Kinkos yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Kekos no, those kinkles no, but this is under your ankles kinkles yeah, yeah, uh, kegels.
Speaker 2:No, is it kegels? I don't know I don't know.
Speaker 1:There's little bolitas that you. There's a little bolita you can put on your vagina and you squeeze him and work him out.
Speaker 2:Yeah there's what? Yeah, I thought it was just a muscle, like well yeah, there's that, but there's there.
Speaker 1:They've actually have made like exercise equipment for your vagina for it to be strong. Yeah, bitch, it's a whole thing. Google that shit up. Google, lysate, hell, no, yeah, but the thing is like there's this.
Speaker 1:Before I say my, my answer, or my two little pennies, my two cents, I'm going to say, I'm going to read one of these comments. It said it will shrink back Promise. Think of other women who had children. Then think of your question again. The writer actually responded and said this is what I needed A straightforward answer. Bless your soul. Yes, bless your soul Because in reality, your vagina does go back to the original size. Your soul, because in reality, your vagina does go back to the original size. Um, even if you have sex often, your vagina still goes to your original size because, whether you know it or not, for the motherfuckers that want to sit here and be like oh, the bitch was loose, first of all, when a woman is aroused, your vagina gets bigger.
Speaker 1:That's the whole point for you to be able to insert your penis in there, you yeah, like it's, if it's super, super tight and you can't force it in, then that means that she doesn't want you in there, like it's that super simple on this she has. It also can be a fact that she might have a medical situation going on where she might not have a vagina or, like her was, is too small and she needs to get surgery.
Speaker 2:But that's a whole different conversation.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but realistically, in reality, the vagina will get big when it's aroused and it will go back to its normal size, no matter how many, no matter how many penises you got through, girl, it don't matter. Like, think about the people that like to get fist, think about the people that like to have two penises in one hole, like like that shit's crazy, you know. Like don't worry about it, it doesn't matter. And then the whole tearing part um, if you continue to have sex with somebody that is around the same size as your ex-boyfriend and tears, you try this next time, um, try to get as wet as you can yeah, like whether you do lube his head or your own bodily fluid.
Speaker 1:You know, whatever you know, if you happen to be just a natural, extremely wet person, try to start soft. Try not to do doggy style, try to do missionary, try to do a soft, try to get it going. And once it's going and once it's open up, then you can do a little bit crazy. If you start going crazy from the beginning, especially since you're still like super young so I'm assuming this is your first one like you just have to waste your hands in there. You can just go in there for the fucking hammering and shit.
Speaker 1:Gotta slow down, bitch, calm down the pussy and the dick still gonna be there. What about you? You got any stories you want to read or any questions I'm trying to see. I'm like, damn, okay, well, I do have one right here I did. It says I can't tell you the user because it just says deleted, unless that's their username. But it says, um, is his. Is his cum supposed to burn me bitch? No, okay, first of all, tell that motherfucker to go get a salad and some water. Okay.
Speaker 2:Yes.
Speaker 1:Because I don't think so.
Speaker 2:You can tell a lot about a man's diet by their cum taste.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but then again, I'm not a professional with straight sex and two, I'm not really into the whole cum thing. So I really don't know much about male cum, you know. But I do know that, depending on their diet, you can, it will have a taste, it will have a smell like you know, shit, crazy. Okay, this is what she wrote. I, female 18, got in on birth control and was excited for my boyfriend, mel 26. Oh shit, to be able to finish inside. Okay, I lost my virginity to him about a month ago. It didn't hurt. I barely bled and haven't bled since. We do it somewhat regularly and never really had problems. We did it one time before bed and I was immediately aware of when he came All of a sudden. Sudden I was sore and slightly burning inside. It was like his semen was acidic. I let him keep going. After I had a good pain tolerance and was kind of digging it. Bitch, oh, no judgment, she said I like that, little pain, okay, period me too.
Speaker 1:No, he came again and then we cleaned up and went to sleep. Okay, I mean. Okay, this thing came back to back. I don't make, can't do that. From my knowledge, there was a dual burn the rest of the night, but it wasn't noticeable by morning. Is that normal? We both previously tested negative for STDs at the health department. If that has anything to do with it, our diets do suck and we're both probably dehydrated. Hold on before we start answering. One of the comments said Girl, your boyfriend is 26. Please, please, please, please tell me. You haven't been together long. The age gap is alarming.
Speaker 1:Please be careful not for reals 18 and he's 26 no facts like at least he waited until you were 18. Give him that, I guess, but I mean I don't know. Um another comment said this sounds like a semen allergy. You can talk to your gynecologist, but if so there isn't really anything that can be done about it. Taking and antihistamines may help. But the thing is like okay, just based on that comment, they have been having sex regularly. Yeah.
Speaker 1:And he's been finishing in her. This is just what happened out of nowhere. So I wonder if she like Sometimes whenever me personally I have Like we go too hard Sometimes he'll like tear me, so then that stings. So I wonder if that's what happened to her, like they were just having sex too hard and like she ripped a little. So like all that fluid stinks, but like the semen doesn't stink. To me it's more like when I go pee it stinks whenever he rips me. So I don't know about that. What about you? Have you ever experienced anything like that?
Speaker 2:No, I just think it's more like a dietary thing.
Speaker 1:You think so that?
Speaker 2:no, I just think it's more like a dietary thing, like.
Speaker 1:So, yeah, like, maybe it was like because she said like both of their diets sucks yeah, so it's like maybe that entire week they were eating chinese with kachitos it's crazy how stuff like that can really affect yourself like like your sex life, like that well, yeah, because it's like your own bodily fluids.
Speaker 2:I know it's what you intake is what you outtake.
Speaker 1:Yeah, science. Okay, so this is going to be my last question on this tab and then I'm going to change it to another category, okay, okay, this one. It's a little different, but it's on here. It's the username. It also says deleted. It says what do women prefer? Guys called shave or hairy.
Speaker 2:Oh, I prefer mine trimmed.
Speaker 1:You know, yeah, I feel like. I feel like I like a hair. Hair is a must, yeah, but maintain that forest. Yes, yeah, like, especially if you're going to want me to be down there every blue moon. Yes, I don't. I don't need your pubes in between my teeth, I don't need to. I don't need you to floss me, I got flosses in the sink For real.
Speaker 2:I'm like, I'm not trying to like be down there.
Speaker 1:I don't need you, I'm not that poor.
Speaker 2:Hey, no, mames.
Speaker 1:He's like let me just Ryan let me borrow one of your pubes. I got a pedazo de pollo acá atrás. Let's take that for a minute. Hell yeah, that's just crazy.
Speaker 2:No, pero See, because if it's like almost like you got all shaved it, just it looks naked. It's gross.
Speaker 1:But I feel like it kind of throws me off. It's like I don't know what's going on there. Like it's too I feel like that body part is too long, from like your stomach to your belly button, to your penis. Like I feel like there's a whole gap right there that throws me off. When there's not a patch of hair, like I feel like I'm used to just seeing something dark there, that when it's like all gone, it's like that don't look right. It's like your body is longer. I don't know. It's weird. It throws me off I don't like it, stop doing it no, it's fine.
Speaker 2:No, it just. It looks nice whenever it's just trimmed and it's like it's maintained. It just, it looks like you care about your person, I guess.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and it also helps with maintaining the order, especially if you're somebody that like, like. If your girlfriend is somebody that's super aware her juices are always getting on your hair is always getting on your hair or like if you're a very sweaty person or just depending on the type of job that you do, like our hair holds on to that odor, yeah, so it's like maintaining it shaved or maintaining it a certain length like trimming, can help you with that odor. So whenever your partner goes down, your odor is not that strong.
Speaker 2:See, but I can understand it in the other way, where, like, if they like to be shaved because it's like more comfortable, because like that's me, like I, I don't like having hair, like if I do, then I feel it like rubbing against my pants or something and it's just like it's a lie, like and everything Like I have to keep it like to no hair, to like very, very little. So it's like come for breakfast at that point and that is true.
Speaker 1:It's like pretty much like to each their own. Me preferably on a male. I would like for it to be trim On a woman. Pretty much the same thing. Like me personally, I can do all. I can do all of them. I can do bald, trim or full-on bush. But the thing is like my full-on bush is not really a full, it's not a big ass bush like my.
Speaker 1:My natural hair is like okay, like it's not crazy, it's not bushy, it's not long, it's not all over the place, like it's just okay. So like when I trim it, when I trim, it kind of looks like it's already bald, let me put it that way. Yeah, yeah, but it's like for my, if I were to have a partner that was a girl for me to go down there, I would like her to be a little bit trim, like you don't have to be bald, but a little trim will be appreciated I wouldn't really want to if it's a lot of hair, that's what I'm saying like, if it's a lot of hair, I'm just going to be like can we reschedule?
Speaker 2:I actually have something to do right now.
Speaker 1:Do you have some nair?
Speaker 2:No, Be like can we do this in the shower real quick?
Speaker 1:Let me help you out, but yes, do you have any questions?
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, I did read one Okay.
Speaker 1:Yes.
Speaker 2:It was by the same community that you had, but it by como. Zesty clothes, dash, sir, 56, 53. It's called kissing after head. Hmm, interesting yes that.
Speaker 1:I feel like that is a very triggering question.
Speaker 2:Yes, but yes, this is kissing after head Heard. Some guys are weird about kissing after you've been giving them head. Is it true? Because I haven't heard any problems. Vice versa with guys. I've heard that they don't want to taste their own cum, so I'm tempted to make out and it's stopping me from doing this. Oh, I've been tempted to make out. I think I said that.
Speaker 1:So is this the girl? I'm sorry, is this the girl's point of view?
Speaker 2:Yeah, like she just wants to like so, like she goes down on her mans. And then she was like, all right, I want to make out with him. But then she was like, alright, I want to make out with him. But then she was like, oh wait, dudes don't like making out after head okay, do you want to go first? No, you go first.
Speaker 1:So listen here, sweetheart. No, the thing is like, this is something like I'm just about to be a teacher, real quick. If we are deciding to be adults and do adult shit, then I feel like you have the right to ask that with your partner. If that's something that you want to do, like, like. If that's something that you want to do like, give your man head, whether he Like is that something that you want to do? Like, give your man head.
Speaker 1:Whether he came in your mouth or not, you want to make out with him. Well, I'm assuming that he does come in your mouth, because you just said about how they don't want to taste their own cum. Yeah Right, I feel like that's something that you should ask him Like. I feel like that's something that should be okay, like it shouldn't be an issue. Like I feel like that's something that you can be like. Hey, babe, you know, whenever I finish sucking your dick, like I want to make out, like I want to go back to me so that we make out a little, and then you start kissing on me and touching on me and then it's my turn, type of thing.
Speaker 1:You know, I feel like it's something that you should ask, because some people might be icky about it, and I don't think there's nothing wrong with that, though, because they might be icky um, but I can't relate. Yeah, what about you? Have you ever? Have you ever dated? Because I don't go, I don't go down on men like I go. I go down on jonathan, but that's my husband, right, but I don't go down on men, so it's like I don't really have like a thing, so like I can talk about like women, but like no man.
Speaker 1:So what about yourself? Have you ever? Have you ever dated anybody like, like, do you?
Speaker 2:go down on men, okay. So yes, to answer that question, yes, I do. I actually really enjoy it. It pleasures me a lot to go ahead and go down um, but I don't really like them coming in my mouth. Okay, just because, like I know their diet.
Speaker 1:Makes sense.
Speaker 2:And I'm like.
Speaker 1:Disgusting, yes.
Speaker 2:I'm like. I know you did not have no pineapple juice or a salad. You have not tasted a fruit, a real fruit, not a frozen fruit from McDonald's.
Speaker 1:Not a fucking michelada.
Speaker 2:She's like I have tomate and then arroz, no mames, but I just don't. I don't like the taste of it.
Speaker 1:I don't like the texture.
Speaker 2:Some, it just depends. I'm a texture freak, like if certain things feel too gooey.
Speaker 1:it grosses me the fuck out. Yes, like when I think about it, because I've thought about it, of letting him like finish it, and it's just like I instantly want to throw up. I was like I can't do it, I can't do it, I can't do it.
Speaker 2:There's like different. I've experienced different textures Really. Yes and it's very. It's funny like I don't know like I.
Speaker 1:It's funny like I don't know, like I'm a texture freak, like I enjoy it so much, like if it's weird, I'm like, let me play with it a little bit, and so I've done that before I'm the opposite.
Speaker 2:If that shit is weird, creeps me the fuck out because, like I've had it where it's like gooey kind of, and I was like why is it like this? Like what have you been eating?
Speaker 2:yes, like put it on the flask now you are testing their sperm, it's just, it feels weird, I know, and then like other times, like I felt it where it's like oily, like it's just like slippery, and then it's like it makes your hands feel like dry, like I'm a rubbery, and I'm like ew, what the fuck, like what? Like I was always up to that. I'm like, I'm like is it like you? Is it like, is it because you're Mexican or what is it?
Speaker 1:I'm like I don't know, is it because you're Mexican? Yeah, I'm fucking dead.
Speaker 2:I'm like I'm always trying to puzzle everything together. Is this sperm?
Speaker 1:from Mexico. Que chingao.
Speaker 2:I'm like todos los mexicanos son así, I don't know. Oh man, okay, okay.
Speaker 1:So you're going out on a man. They don't come. They don't like come in your mouth. Have you ever tried to kiss them right after you finished going down? Did they reject you, they're like nah.
Speaker 2:I actually have had an experience where I got rejected afterwards. So we went ahead, I went down on them, I got on we were doing some stuff. I went back down on them. They came not in my mouth but on me and I went back to lay down and I tried to kiss him and then they're like they kind of like pulled away and I was like you don't want to kiss me, dude? It was like not really, because you got like jizz in your mouth and I'm like well, it's your jizz.
Speaker 1:So it's crazy, I think it's crazy how many think that I will be gay.
Speaker 2:I don't know if he thought it was no like, but I've heard that yeah Like. Oh, that's gay.
Speaker 1:And it's just like not really.
Speaker 2:I'm like, that's your own body.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I mean I get it, but I don't get it.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Like I can see it, but it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, like it low-key made me feel like shit Because I was like you could still give me like a kiss on the cheek or something. Like, be like sorry and like go wash your mouth real quick if you can. But yeah, love ya.
Speaker 1:Or something.
Speaker 2:But it did make me feel bad and I was like okay, so like later we talked about it, because I was like yo did not like how you made me feel after that, so but yeah, like some dudes, just they're like.
Speaker 1:That's not their thing.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's like I don't like the way it tastes either, and I'm like well, fix it. I'm like you think I like it Right you think I like it.
Speaker 1:You want me to eat it, but you won't eat it. That shit don't make any sense. See, I don't know. And um me personally, like I like testing myself off of you, so like, if you're once like, once you go down on me and you're done like I like to, I like to make myself, yeah so I can talk about girls, but when it comes to guy in the head department, I don't even know.
Speaker 2:Oh, I mean, it's the same thing. Yeah, Do you feel like? Have you had an experience where you've gone down on a girl and then like no, Mm-mm, they're always just like come here, bitch yeah.
Speaker 1:They're always down with it, but Because it's like I go down or they go down and then we make out, we have a whole make out session and then we flip and then we do it again, like you know what I'm saying it's just like I guess it's different when I guess it's different in the lesbian community.
Speaker 1:Yeah, we all love it in here, right, all right. So the next category that we're going to is still the r slash sex questions, but we're going to go through the kink slash fetish tab, and this one's very interesting because I feel like I'm going to have to expose myself for this one. Let's get into it. Are you ready? Okay, the name of this one is called Spanking a pussy. Oh, okay, you nasty freaks now. Okay, so here we go. I had a few girl tell me to do this to them, so I had a few girls yeah tell me to do this to them.
Speaker 1:While masturbating them, they tell me to spank their pussy. I was nervous doing it because I don't want to hurt them in parentheses. I know the pussy is strong and durable, lol. No, usually they'll tell me harder and, being a physical strong guy, it gets I get worried I'm hitting too hard. I am finding it difficult to find information about this on the net. Advice is this something? This is a new phase? Do all girls like this? Is there a special way to do this? I am concerned. Well, look at here Cornell134. No reason to be concerned because it is a kink. Yes, not all women like it.
Speaker 2:I am one that does not. I am one that does. Yeah, it is. That's the last I.
Speaker 1:So it's more like realistically, you just have to ask them how hard, it's, just a new thing, you just got to like this. Or how like, just just smack it, just smack it whatever feels comfortable, just let your hand drop and just be like like that or harder, and then they'll tell you, like it's, it's, it's okay, like that, doesn't. That, doesn't that turns somebody on, because you are willing to learn their likings. And then there's different things that you can do. Like it doesn't always have to be like with your bare hand. You can actually go get like those whips, the ones that look like a pom-pom.
Speaker 2:Well, the ones that look like drapes.
Speaker 1:Yeah, like the ones that look like little ropes, that one just kind of like throw it in a circle when you're whipping it and like it's very slightly. There's like no way it won't hurt. It's just the sensation, it's just the vibration, it's just the oof that gets you going. I don't know. So it's not at least for me. It's not about the pain, it's just about like you're touching it, but you're not touching it because a smack is just fast.
Speaker 2:Yeah so yeah, it's like it's a quick little tea yeah, so it's me.
Speaker 1:I feel like it's mainly for teasers I love me a teaser yes. So if you're gonna be fucking with women that like their pussy smacked, you should look into some sex toys, like literally some whips. That that will make you feel a little bit better than, I guess, making them with your hand, because you will actually be able to just tap it a little bit and the material the whip will still get her going.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I feel like if you're noticing that like a lot of women that are around that area really like it, or like in general, like if you want to see if they like it or not, you can start with like small taps, like go ahead and start like gentle and see if like oh, they're gonna be, like oh, go harder. Or like oh actually that I don't like that, so you'll be able to go based off that instead of just straight on. Just straight on.
Speaker 1:Straight up slapping it For real Backhand slapping High five, Just punch the motherfucker For real.
Speaker 2:They just go on like a full on fist in. They're like hey yo Crazy, they KO their pussy Hell, no, hell, no.
Speaker 1:Did you have a question?
Speaker 2:I'm looking at the at a different community. I'm looking at the BDSM.
Speaker 1:So let me read one more of here before we go to that one. Yes, cool, ok, so this one is from salty underscore. Spaceman 93 do women enjoy long oral sex sessions. Do you yes or no? Yes me, yes. Okay. So this is what spaceman said. So I have always had a fetish of giving women oral sex.
Speaker 2:Oh, Wait, he has a fetish.
Speaker 1:Yeah, he likes to give heads. He's a muncher. We appreciate a muncher.
Speaker 2:Throw a round of applause for Mr Spaceman. Huh, I said that's what it's called. Okay, los Munchers.
Speaker 1:Oh, I don't know, I call them munchers? I don't know, I call them munchers, that's what I named them munchin anywho, um como dice. Okay, so I've had a fetish for giving women oral sex. There's these two words I've never Cunnilingus, cunnilingus, cunnilingus and analingus Both, I guess he was trying to say. I guess he was just saying words to not say what they actually are. So pretty much eating pussy and ass. Okay, he likes both. Yeah, he likes to eat both pussy and ass. Okay.
Speaker 2:You go, you, you go you nasty, yeah, go ahead and munch on okay, for reals bottom.
Speaker 1:Oh no wait, let me not because carly b and megan almost got canceled out for that. Yeah, she's crazy, anyways. Anyways, personally, it's just much more satisfying to me that it's what I'm usually thinking about when I'm satisfying. When I said, when I fantasize about women, whenever I'm with a woman, this is always how I begin, I and I come back to it several times through sex.
Speaker 2:I appreciate that yeah, I appreciate that. Yeah, I appreciate that.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, round of applause for him real quick. Hell, yeah, okay. However, I've noticed that even through, they really seem to enjoy and urge me to continue. They're pretty quickly ready to move on to penetration. I use my fingers as well while I give head, so I try to be as attentive as possible. I don't understand why they never seem to want it for very long. At most, they only ever want it for about five minutes. Oh, oh, it was just annoying because I'd rather last it for like 30. Hello, is this comment? Am I maybe just bad at it so they lose interest? Ah, looky here, mr. Looky here, mr Spaceman. Yeah, it could be a little bit of both, my friend. It could be that you're bad at it. It could be a little bit of both, my friend. It could be that you're bad at it. It could be that women, just like some women, are not into hair. So probably the women that you've just been messing with are not into the hair, you know, or maybe it's like you're making them come like too fast.
Speaker 1:It's like you're doing it too good yeah, you should tease it Like don't automatically make them. If you're making them, come in those five minutes. Want another applause? Yeah, another round of applause for my man's here, okay.
Speaker 2:For real, there you go, astronaut man. Okay, for real, mr Spaceman, taking them bitches out of space.
Speaker 1:Call me Not taking them bitches out of space.
Speaker 2:call me all you she said all you let me know afterwards I got you so tease it like if you are making these women come within five minutes.
Speaker 1:Try to do it less.
Speaker 2:Yes or go slower.
Speaker 1:Like whenever you see that they're about to come stop, yes, just stop. It's going to drive them crazy, but believe me, whenever they do come, it's going to be crazy. Yes, yeah, so I don't know. Or whenever you start dating, like if you're somebody that is a person that's online, like on dating sites and shit, that's something that you should probably should put on your like, on your bio, like you're kind of looking for like a pillow princess.
Speaker 2:Yes.
Speaker 1:Because there's out there, because I can do a little bit of I can do, I can be a pillow princess. Se, yes, cause they're they're out there, cause I can do a little bit of I can do, I can be a pillow princess. So call me not sure but no, like I just feel like you're just looking in the wrong community, like in the wrong area or just it's not common.
Speaker 1:There's women that will love it, there's women that will be able to last those 30 minutes, or or there's women that can even let you be down on them until they tap out type of shit. So it's like you just got to keep looking, my friend.
Speaker 2:Yeah, Don't give up. Or just like, like we said, just take it a little slower you know, start teasing them, try different stuff.
Speaker 1:Yeah, or see how their reactions are Like if you're seeing that they're like squirming around, like not in an enjoyable way, then it's probably because you suck not in an enjoyable way, then it's probably because you suck, yeah, sorry to say, or, or if they're just laying there. It's like if you're eating them out and they're on their back and you're just laying, and they're just laying there, but they're like moaning, they're definitely faking it, my friend.
Speaker 2:Yes, sorry to tell you that. Yes, you gotta see that, because man hair grabbing, yeah, like when you know yeah, like when bitches are just moving all types of crazy.
Speaker 1:When you're down there you're doing an amazing job. Whatever you're doing, don't stop. But if they're just laying there like they're falling asleep and everything they're making a noise, just just turn. Just turn around my friend, give him that dick and call it a day dude I'm.
Speaker 2:I've actually fallen asleep on someone like that before. Oh no, it's so sad I have to.
Speaker 1:Bro, I was tired.
Speaker 2:I was drunk, no.
Speaker 1:I was so drunk they were like just take you forever to get me going.
Speaker 2:So I just passed out? Yeah, like I just, I was tired and I was taking them and I passed out, woke up and they were mad as fuck.
Speaker 1:Funny times. What's your story? What's your thingy Shit. I was too entertained.
Speaker 2:Ha ha, bitch. I was like fuck, oh no, I was gonna ask you. I was like fuck, oh no, I was gonna ask you. I was like do you know, um, the differences? Like the muffin man. The muffin man who lives on the river lane, is it way? No, have you seen like this chart of like, bdsm, like categories, like where you would lie on, like if you're a submissive rope bunny, like if you're a vanilla, if you're less?
Speaker 1:than a vanilla. Is this like a?
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's like a kink quiz.
Speaker 1:Oh, we should definitely do it. Yes, can we do it right now? Is it questions or que pedo? Oh, we should definitely do it. Yes, can we do it right now? Is it questions or qué pedo?
Speaker 2:Yes, do it on the laptop.
Speaker 1:Okay, do it on the laptop.
Speaker 2:Let's see, let's find one. Okay, all right.
Speaker 1:So while she does that, let's see what I can look into over here on her phone.
Speaker 2:Yes, look at the kink list, Because there's a lot and the fact that there's like less under vanilla. I was very surprised.
Speaker 1:Okay, so we're going to go ahead and do this kink test, that Malini, that BDSM test yes, BDSMorg. Yes, bdsmorg. Yes, bdsmtestorg. Hey, okay, bueno, it says first some basic info Gender Alien Alien Male, female, other, I guess I'll say female. Each category. Go ahead and click 26 and 30. It says to what extent do you agree with each statement? So the way that we're gonna rate it is from absolutely disagree to neutral or no option. No opinion, my bad neutral. No opinion to absolutely agree. Yes, okay, um, the first one you ready?
Speaker 2:yes, I like to be dominant, especially in the bedroom you like to be the dominant person or you like to be dominated oh, I like to be dominated.
Speaker 1:My bad, I like to be okay.
Speaker 2:First question I like to be dominated, dominated.
Speaker 1:That's funny now.
Speaker 2:Especially in the bedroom. Do you agree or do you disagree?
Speaker 1:I would say absolutely agree.
Speaker 2:I would go a little less. Okay, so between like neutral and agree yes, just because, like sometimes I got you like I'll, I'll take charge, I don't.
Speaker 1:Okay, that's different. I feel like that's different because, like I would, I I like to be dominated. But if you want me to dominate you, I can do that like a hundred percent right, but like I like to dominate you sometimes, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. Yeah, I get what you're saying, so that is different okay next question.
Speaker 2:All right, so next question I like to receive pain during sex bdsm and seeing the result of it, like marks, bruises, makeup, running down, your makeup, running down afterwards.
Speaker 1:Tears yeah.
Speaker 2:How would you rate that?
Speaker 1:Absolutely agree, strongly agree, strongly agree.
Speaker 2:Money down, money down.
Speaker 1:Take my money, no.
Speaker 2:I'll put neutral, obviously Okay.
Speaker 1:Oh, I absolutely agree. So the next question is I prefer making the sexual decisions for my partner, as if it gives me more control. I guess I'm neutral. It doesn't. Sometimes it does something to me, if you're like demanding demand from me in a way, but it also does something to me whenever you're demanding me to do stuff so it's just like I, it, I'm. Yeah, I can do both.
Speaker 2:Mine's like one under, absolutely agree.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 2:Okay, so I like forcing my partner into submissive much more than them submitting Spontaneously. Ah, I don't know what you're saying.
Speaker 1:Spontaneously. Ah, I'm going to do one more on top of the neutral and no opinion.
Speaker 2:So between the neutral and absolutely agree. I'm not going to lie, I didn't understand it.
Speaker 1:You like forcing your partner to be submissive. You like forcing your partner to be submissive Like it's not. It's not something that they asked you to do for them. You're just like. You just come home one day and you're like get on your knees.
Speaker 2:No, I don't know, that's scary.
Speaker 1:I don't know, right, alrighty, so I'm the next one to read, right, yeah, okay, I will like to have sex with multiple people at the same time. I don't know how to answer that one, because it's like I've thought about it and I fantasize about it, but in all reality I don't know if I'm really about it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I feel like I'm not about it.
Speaker 1:I'm too much of a jealous bitch. No, it's not know if I'm really about it. Yeah, I feel like I'm not about it.
Speaker 2:I'm too much of a jealous bitch.
Speaker 1:No, it's not that I'm too much. I'm just like like I feel, like I automatically think about, I guess, having multiple sex with men at the same time and it's just like, ooh, yeah, but it's just with women, probably. Yeah, but it's just with women probably. Like I don't. Like, I don't think I will, I don't think I will want to get penetrated too much. Yeah, like I feel like my vagina will hurt with to having too many men.
Speaker 2:yeah, you know so it's like I don't, I don't think so, like I'm just, I think I'm gonna say no to that one yeah, to me it's also in a disagree, just because, like, I don't like the idea of, you know, you being with a lot of people and me being with a lot of people when it's supposed to be like an intimate experience yeah like uh, I don't really like that I feel like, especially if you're like in love and it's not like you're just fucking- yeah.
Speaker 1:So Okay.
Speaker 2:That's a no-no for both of us.
Speaker 1:You're right, yeah, yeah, that's a no.
Speaker 2:I enjoy when people watch me being naked or having sex. Yeah, you like people watching you, mm-hmm yeah.
Speaker 1:Mm-hmm, I like being naked and Jonathan just staring at me and I will be okay with having sex in front of somebody.
Speaker 2:See, I don't mind being like naked around the house. But, like if I'm naked in the shower. I don't want you to look at me. I don't know. I feel like I'm more vulnerable in the shower because I can't like run away.
Speaker 1:I can't.
Speaker 2:I don't know Like I've gotten so scared every time like that, like Bret has like opened the curtain just to, like you know, I had to like open the curtain just to, like you know, hand me the blunt, or like hand me my toothbrush or something. I'm like what are you doing? I'm like don't look at me, that's weird. And he was like bro, I was just in here, what the fuck? I was like no, it's discrediting Cochino, tapate los ojos that kind of shit I'm so dead.
Speaker 2:But then I'll get out of the bathroom like full on naked. I'm like, hey, how are you? Just dead ass. He was like you good. And I'm like, yeah, Just sit on the couch, just cuchi fuera, Just throw it all over my head and shit, Just chill it. I'll be like, hey, so where's that blunt you had earlier?
Speaker 1:What the fuck Chichis callas. I'm so fucking dead. No, yeah, so that one for you is a. What then? A no, okay.
Speaker 2:I'm going to put like a neutral.
Speaker 1:Okay, okay, the next one. It's me right.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:I don't like making sexual decisions. I prefer my partner to make them for me. It's me right. Yeah, I don't like making sexual decisions. I prefer my partner to make them for me. Yeah, yeah, I'm going to put a little bit. I'm going to put it one down from absolutely no, I'm going to do agree, no, yeah, why am I playing?
Speaker 2:Yeah, she's like who am I trying to kid? Yeah, what about you, friend? I'm gonna do one under then, agree, okay?
Speaker 2:then absolute just because, like I, lowkey, be getting scared, like because they be talking so much shit. And then, a veces si me agarran de sorpresa, yeah. And then, like I, I get terrified. I'm like, hey, wait, let me go, let me go. I'm like I'm gonna get defensive. Oh so you're, you're on talk. Then, yes, I'm an all-talk person, but, like, if you come at me, I'm like, no, it's because I really do feel like that intensity coming over me and I'm like, wait, never mind, hey, chill out, chill out, chill out. Yeah, yeah, I'm like it. Wait, never mind, hey, chill out, chill out, chill out. Yeah, yeah, I'm like it was just a tease, okay. Next one.
Speaker 1:So I just realized we're at 11% and we already went for a hot minute, so I feel like we should try to run through this house. Okay, bet, okay. So the next question I am willing to try anything once, even if I don't like it, even if I don't think I will like it. Absolutely agree. That's a agree for me, yeah.
Speaker 2:I'll go ahead and give you that, okay, all right.
Speaker 1:Physical restrictions Physically restricting my partner during sex with closing robe chains is arousing, okay just to understand this question physically restricting my partner, so it's like I'm tying him up.
Speaker 2:Yeah, like you're tying him like to the bed or like handcuffs. Yeah, I mean like it arouses you to go ahead and tie him up.
Speaker 1:I'm going gonna do one before the episode of you disagree.
Speaker 2:I'm gonna put it in neutral, okay, I'm like cause low key. I be liking the, the fear in their eyes okay, like ah, okay, next one.
Speaker 1:I like to be totally helpless and at my partner's disposal. Disposal, physical, totally helpless and at my partner's disposal, physical, unbeatable, to resist what they do. I like to be totally helpless and at my partner's disposal, physically, unable to yes, yes, yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, I'll put under neutral. Okay, my bad. I have a thing for large age differences in sexual encounters or relationships.
Speaker 1:Neutral for me.
Speaker 2:I'm going to put a little bit disagree. I don't really care. Oh wait, that would be neutral, right, yeah, oh, neutral.
Speaker 1:Never mind. Okay, I enjoy playing or acting like a pet animal. Oh, no that would be interesting. Interesting.
Speaker 2:I like being treated. Being treated with little or no respect during sex arouses me no. Disagree yeah, there is no respect during sex. Harasses me no.
Speaker 1:Disagree. Yeah, there is no reason why sex would have to happen in private spaces, isolate from the outside world. There is no reason why sex would have to happen in the private spaces isolate from isolated from. Okay, yeah, I agree, I don't know, so it's pretty much saying that there's no reason why you should only have sex in the bedroom, like why are you? Isolating sex from the world when you can be having sex like in in the park.
Speaker 2:Yeah, so I agree with that. We should.
Speaker 1:I would I like to have sex everywhere. Yes. Whenever I want it you better pull the fuck over and give it to me.
Speaker 2:That's all I'm saying. It's a little exciting, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm. All right, in a relationship much more important than the sexual or kinky aspect, I would go ahead and put that I agree.
Speaker 1:I do find that more important. I find the romantic aspect in a relationship much more important than the sexual and kinky aspect.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, like would you put your romance over your kink and sex life.
Speaker 1:Answering this question based on my relationship now yes, yes, if it's just somebody that I'm fucking, then no, no, yeah. So, depending on the relationship status as now, my marriage yes, yeah, yeah, okay. I feel like you get both of those like, if you have an emotional connection with someone, then eventually your kinks will both be met.
Speaker 2:Yeah, because you're like in a way, but it's asking more if like, if your partner likes more the romantic side than the kink side, but like, like that, throw you offer. Would you prefer having someone that likes the kink side more than your romance?
Speaker 1:I'm adjustable, so it doesn't really bother me, yeah.
Speaker 2:I would like my romance more. I feel like that's better.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, I agree with you.
Speaker 2:Alright, so I would like to serve in a formal setting with explosive slave training, prescribed physical positions and rituals.
Speaker 1:So like a cult, I don't know, but I'm going to say disagree.
Speaker 2:Yeah, just because I don't know, I don't understand.
Speaker 1:That one don't feel right. Okay, assuming I was single, I would like to join an existing couple or polygrapher relationship for sexual and or emotional purposes. Yes, yeah.
Speaker 2:I have done that before. Same have you been with like a couple.
Speaker 1:It was was like a sex thing. I wasn't like dating them no, but like were they a couple yeah, but it was just a sex thing, yeah, and then, um, I've been in open relationships so, yeah, okay, okay, uh, being physically restricted during sex. I thought we already answered this one, no that was for your partner, this is for us.
Speaker 2:Oh.
Speaker 1:And I will say strongly agree.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:I like to get tied up and stuff like that.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I do too.
Speaker 1:Okay, I enjoy feeling like a prey hunter. I enjoy feeling like a prey hunted by a predator. Yes, yes.
Speaker 2:I'm going to put somewhat agree. I don't have any sort of specific fetish or non-existent sexual turn-ons.
Speaker 1:I don't really know how to answer that Because I don't know. Yeah, I'm going to just put neutral because I don't know. Know how to answer that because I don't know.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I'm going to just put neutral because I don't know. Yeah, okay, all right. Being part of a group of slaves that serve one of master or mistress sounds like a life that would really suit me.
Speaker 1:I feel like, yes, I'm going to say one down from strongly agree I would put no, because I'm not much of a sharer sometimes makes sense. Yeah, okay, I would like to be completely tied up during BDSM. Oh, during sex slash BDSM, I'm neutral, I don't have to be tied up all the whole time.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, I enjoy being kept as a pet in a cage, eating out of a bowl, or being petted or caressed, et cetera.
Speaker 1:No. Yeah no, I love my man. I love seeing the fear in my partner's eye when they know I'm going to inflict pain on them. No, I'm the opposite.
Speaker 2:I'm going to put some more to grief. It's low-key funny. Yeah, because you've been saying that you freak. No, but I get it. I get it yeah.
Speaker 1:I'm a teaser. Sorry, I like to be teased. So it's like I get it Like I get it yeah.
Speaker 2:All right, I like being in. I like being sexually degraded or humiliated by my partner Sometimes. I disagree on that. Yeah, no.
Speaker 1:I enjoy playing a different age than what I technically am. No, I don't what.
Speaker 2:I guess I never done that.
Speaker 1:I've never done that, I've never had the urge to do that, so I don't know if that should be disagree or neutral.
Speaker 2:I'm going to put neutral, okay.
Speaker 1:Because I don't really care for it. Yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I would like to. I would like to be nothing but 24-7 sex slaves. I'm not having any human interaction outside of sex. An example. Like you, just Not having any human.
Speaker 1:Yeah, so you're just like in a building and you're just having sex.
Speaker 1:Oh like a glory hole, pretty much. Like once somebody sees you, it's like I want to fuck you and you just fuck them and that's all you do. Like you don't get to have a conversation with anybody, it's just straight up sex. Um no, but I wouldn't mind experiencing that one time like 24 hours. I appreciate and see how it goes, but I don't think I want to be there for the rest of my life I don't want to be that 24, 7, yeah, yeah, I kind of thing Like.
Speaker 2:I would experience that once I would say I'm not going to try everything once, but I don't think.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay. So treating my partner with little or no respect during sex slash BDSM arouses me, no, okay. So with this next page, it says that we are 43% through. We have recorded a while, so we're going to have to do this. A part two. So you got to tune in to see how much of a freak we actually are Millennials.
Speaker 1:Not because we both are taking the test, so you just got to stay tuned in. Guys, this went longer than expected. It's cool, though, remember to wash your hands. Bitches are still out here getting pregnant Left and right. It's crazy. It's crazy. Cooties are real. Y'all. Okay, wrap that shit up, mm-hmm, but before we do let you go, we I want to let y'all know that y'all can also start talking to us, like communicating through us through chat. If you just go through our websites, it will be in the description and you tap the little link and it will give you a way to communicate with us. If you want us to talk about something specific, make sure you follow us on Instagram, facebook, youtube, tiktok, all that good stuff.
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