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S5E7pt2: BDSM Test
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We dive into a lighthearted exploration of kinks through an engaging BDSM test, revealing our personal preferences and how they compare to our friends' experiences. The episode encourages open dialogue about desires, submission, and dominance while tackling the complexities of sexual identity.
Kinky Test and Sexual Preferences
Speaker 1hey guys , welcome back . It's your girl , karina and malini , and welcome back to part 2 of this kinkiness yes , you want to find out how kinky we are .
Speaker 2Stay tuned . You want to find out how kinky we are Stay tuned .
Speaker 1If you want to find out how kinky you are , you can find this test on bdsmtestorg and you can go ahead and take it . It's a bunch of shitload of questions . We left that at 43% . We're going to go ahead and continue .
Speaker 2And you know it's a legit test because it's org Okay don't be playing with this internet shit . Hey , the government , even my .
Speaker 1MacBook . It's low battery .
Speaker 2Oh no , el McDonald's is only 9 minutos away .
Speaker 1Welcome to part 2 , where we're still in the same night and we're smoking and got the manchis . I want some cereal . This bitch wants a mac chicken . Got me wanting a mac double with some fries and a sweet tea so I'm just saying a spicy mac chicken . I might have to ride with her to go get me this mac chicken , alrighty , chicken Alrighty . So hopping back on the exam , yeah , we're on 42 . Yeah , percent Bitch , what the fuck . Right now , what is I like ? Being forced into submission much more than submitting spontaneously .
Speaker 2No , I mean yes , sorry , yes .
Speaker 1I like being forced into it .
Speaker 2Yes , I like being mutual . I would like it when my partner is completely tied up during sex . I kind of like it . No , you wouldn't like it if Jonathan was tied up .
Speaker 1No , because that means that I'm going to be the dominant one . I don't mind being the dominant one , but that's not my thing . Oh , yeah , yeah , yeah , oh my bad gonna be the dominant one , and that's not . I don't mind being the dominant one , but that's not my thing . Oh yeah , yeah , oh , my bad , I'm waiting .
Speaker 2I'm waiting for somebody to read the next fucking question bitch , do you wanna do like read um three and then read ?
Speaker 1three , but I guess no , because I'm gonna get confused . Okay , so it's cool , it's cool , I'm gonna start paying attention .
Speaker 2I like Te doy un poquito , and then I'll just continue to read , for you , not for real .
Speaker 1I got you . I have plenty of sexual fantasies that I would like to try out , more than most of my kinky peers . I feel like majority of my peers are the same level of kinkiness , so peers are the same level of kinkiness . So I don't know how to answer this , because it's like I do have plenty of sexual fantasies that I would like to try out , but not more than my friends . Like I feel like my friends also have plenty of kinks that they would love to try out .
Speaker 2Like they have equal amount or if not more , yeah , so I don equal amount , or if not more , yeah , yeah .
Speaker 1So I don't know if I should say disagree or neutral , because it's kind of , I would say , neutral , okay . So are you saying neutral for yourself as well ?
Speaker 2No , like , okay , okay , well neutral for that , but I'm saying neutral for myself as well . Okay , yeah , because I would feel like I have like sexual fantasies , but like they're not stuff that I'm like , all right , let me try them out . Like , hey , do you want to try this with me ? It's just like yeah , like I thought about it , but I don't want to really do it that's what I'm .
Speaker 1Okay , I get what you're saying I get what you're saying okay , so the next one .
Speaker 2Uh , I find it adorable when my partner acts or dresses like childlike or um engages with childlike activities like coloring in a coloring book or playing in the playground uh , no , that sounds like rare flags right there , I don't know what .
Speaker 1My partner acting like a child , thank you , um , that's just weird . Anyways , next , yeah , I could be sexually submissive now and be sexually dominant another time , neither either to the same or to the other partner .
Speaker 2Yeah , yes .
Speaker 1Yeah , strongly agree .
Speaker 2Living with a group of slaves owned by me or serving me would be my ultimate goal in life um , I don't like the word slaves , yeah , but if we can change it to like sex toys , yeah , okay , living with a group of sex toys uh , owned by me and serving me , would be my ultimate living goal . Yeah , I would disagree . I wouldn't like people waiting for me all the time I'm like go away .
Speaker 1Leave me alone , I would . I can't get an orgasm in command , ooh , okay , so there's like km in command , oh .
Speaker 2Mm-hmm . Okay , so there's like kinks to it , but yeah that they go like people waiting on me , I'm like no , no , I get it .
Speaker 1I can respect that for everybody . But yes where do I sign ? No ?
Speaker 2It's like who wants ? Who wants to audition ? Okay , it'd be no big deal . When trying , when trying things , I , what I can't read , hold on it's no big deal when things I try turn out bad .
Speaker 1For me it's part of the risk and it's necessary part of discovering what works and what doesn't . Why was that question so complicated ? For real , I feel like I I don't understand nothing , what I just read I'm like what ?
Speaker 2it's no big deal when things I I try , I try turn out bad . For me , it's part of the risk and necessary part of discovering what I like or don't like . Okay , so you . So you don't mind if things don't turn out okay .
Speaker 1Yeah , I'm okay with that .
Speaker 2I certainly agree .
Speaker 1Yeah , I agree , yeah , we got to find out . Mm-hmm , mm-hmm
Exploring Sexual Preferences and Boundaries
Speaker 1. Okay . Next question I enjoy keeping my partner as a pet , providing them with a cage , feeding them out of a bowl , petting them , caressing them , etc . No , that's not my thing . Ah , no , this motherfucker , where is your cage then ? That is the baby's cages , Anyways .
Speaker 2Next question I like like scratching their heads , like as they're laying on me , but that's not petting them .
Speaker 1No , because you're not pretending for them to be a pet .
Speaker 2You're not like come here , doggie , and then they hop on you and you pet their head like that Bitch . Get the fuck off me .
Speaker 1Cochino I went to the sex store today and I forgot that there was butt plugs with tails .
Speaker 2I'm not going to lie , I think those are cute .
Speaker 1I agree , I think those are really cute . Oh yeah , we went to Halo's . There was a furry , he had a mask , the paws and he had a hairy butt plug .
Speaker 2See , I don't like the mask or the paws or the outfit or anything but just a cute outfit with a tail .
Speaker 1No , that is cute . That is cute , but no . The person that went to the club at Halo's . He literally had the furry's head and then the furry's paws . And then he was showing his chest . His penis was in a speedo . He was wearing a speedo and then he was showing his legs but he had a tail coming out of his chest . Like penis was like in a speed , like in a . He was wearing like a speedo and then he was showing his legs but he had a tail coming out of his butt .
Speaker 1Yeah , Eventually he took it off . Yeah , I figured .
Speaker 2I'm like bro . That would be kind of uncomfortable , I assume .
Speaker 1But I do agree with what you're saying . Sexy outfit , yeah , or trying to be like a sexy cat or a sexy little fuck .
Speaker 2It is going to be because I was going to stink afterwards .
Speaker 1Not for real .
Speaker 2No mommas .
Speaker 1Okay , next question .
Speaker 2If I could not fulfill all of my partner's sexual desires , I would be encouraged to see other people to fill the gap . Oh , if they're not fulfilling , like my sexual pleasures .
Speaker 1I'm going to say yes because I am open to open relationships .
Speaker 2I would say no , because I would just go ahead and talk to them about it , yeah , and just be like hey , I've been thinking about trying this thing .
Speaker 1Yeah , but like that's something like , for example , let's say , Jonathan really likes anal and that's something that I just cannot , cannot . I will be okay for him to go scratch that somewhere else , because it's something that I can't give him , because I'm okay with open relationships . That's how I'm understanding that question .
Speaker 2I'm understanding it question . I'm understanding it like if I I really want anal and he was like no , that's disgusting , I'm gonna be like you know what , I'm gonna go get anal somewhere else . That's literally what I just said , but you said for your partner yeah , so if like , if I wanted anal and jonathan was like no , I don't like that shit .
Speaker 1Well then I was like I'm gonna get somewhere else because we're in an open relationship point of view yes . Yeah , so I strongly agree with that . Yeah , makes sense . Okay , so next one . I often behave in animalistic ways during sex , growling and howling .
Speaker 2Hell , no , not the howling part . I'm going to be like cuckoo , growling and howling .
Speaker 1Hell . No , not the howling part I'm going to be like caw , caw . No , my miss no .
Speaker 2Bitch . I'm over here trying to think of animal noises .
Speaker 1I'm like which one would be appropriate oh no , Nah you fucking coming to bed I'm dead as fuck I'm like sorry guys , sorry to that community . My bad , my bad , but I just I'm not .
Speaker 2Please go ahead you know what , in that little do you do , you do , you Tell us what animal noises . You're doing first of all , yeah .
Speaker 1Because I'm very concerned . Concerned , I'm not concerned .
Speaker 2No , that's not the right word , sorry .
Speaker 1What kind of she said what kind of bitch ? She's very curious .
Speaker 2Well , hell , I'm very curious , I'm extremely curious , if you're a furry .
Speaker 1Please , please , please , please , please . Let us interview you in a safe place , like we're not going to sit here and judge you or anything like that . I just really wonder what that's about . That's new territory for me and I am very interested in it . I just figured out about just community .
Speaker 1So , yeah , like people that like to be like , like to be animals , like get walked and , you know , have chains and stuff . Like I'm curious about it , like let me know , how does that really turn you on ? Like what about it ? It's like yes , walk me like a dog . Let me know , bitch , I might be into it . No , it's like you never know , though , because I don't know anything about it .
Speaker 2For me it's just the animal noises .
Speaker 1I really want to know like does your partner ? Get off with you sounding like an elephant as you're coming like bro , I just want to know yeah , like is it for you or is it for your partner ? Like , is it something that you do every time you come that you fucking sit here and yeah , or you come that you fucking think you're yeah , or is your partner going to be like ?
Speaker 2I feel like that one's a realistic one , though I feel like a few people might actually do that .
Speaker 1You know what Probably ? Honestly that gasping for air should be real , that gasping for air should be real . I'd be like hold on , tap out , tap out , tap out .
Speaker 2Actually , I think I answered my own question .
Speaker 1Yeah , never mind , anyways , next question .
Speaker 2Okay , if part of my sexual desires is not fulfilled with my partner . Oh , I already , we already got that one .
Speaker 1Oh , we didn't answer . I thought we did answer . See , I already read that one . Oh , we didn't answer . I thought we did answer .
Speaker 2See , I'm telling you what's going on right now ? Skip that one , that one's .
Speaker 1Because even the prey I like to enjoy , I enjoy feeling like a predator hunting its prey . Oh no , that was different . I don't know . That's not me . I don't like feeling like a predator ? Yeah , me neither .
Speaker 2Yeah , okay , I like it when my partner takes on initiative and guidance . It's almost a parental role in the relationship .
Speaker 1You lost me at the parental role .
Speaker 2Okay , so like you like it when your partner is like nurturing and guiding you and like , hey , like , um , like and just keeping up on you , no More like in a master role In a master role . No , this one's more of in a caring role .
Speaker 1I don't really care for it . No , no . I mean I'm going to say neutral because I don't really care for it .
Speaker 2I kinda like it . I'm like that's kinda cute .
Speaker 1Thanks for taking care of me it's cute and I love it , and it's something new that I recently have figured out with Jonathan . It took me a minute to get used to it , but I don't think that that's something that I require , but it is extremely nice . I can't think that that's something that I require , but it is extremely nice .
Speaker 2I can agree with that . Yes , okay , next one .
Speaker 1I enjoy watching other people being naked or having sex .
Speaker 2Yes , I'm neutral . I don't really care , like , if you're naked , cool , if you're not naked cool .
Speaker 1Oh Okay , next question I'd like my partner to submit to me 24-7 , and I'm willing to take responsibility . That comes with it . No , no .
Speaker 2I'm very lazy . I didn't try to tell you what to do . You found something to do .
Speaker 1I mean Then and tell you what to do . You find something to do ? I mean then submitting to you . You can order them to do that . Go figure out what to do .
Speaker 2I know , but like I don't need to be telling you , bro , Just go away . You're your own person , Don't ? I don't ?
Speaker 1know I get it .
Speaker 2Yeah .
Speaker 1Makes sense .
Speaker 2Yeah , I like my partner being completely in charge in the bedroom holding me around , eh .
Speaker 1For sexual stuff . I'm assuming right , yeah , yes .
Speaker 2Yeah , that's what I put .
Speaker 1Yeah , I strongly agree .
Speaker 2Okay .
Speaker 1Okay , I could make . No sorry . If I could make some money from selling porn clips of myself , I would definitely would . Yeah , I would .
Speaker 2Yeah , I would too . I mean , it's easy money . And all they're doing is looking Okay . Being in fear of what my partner is going to do to me physically is harousing . I don't like to be in fear .
Speaker 1That's what I was about to say . I feel very safe , like I do like pain , but I know that I am safe , like I know that I'm not going to get hurt . I'm just going to get pain to where I enjoy it , so I wouldn't be aroused if he's literally hurting me , so I'm . So I'm assuming it's a strongly disagree . Yeah , for me too , okay
Exploring BDSM Boundaries
Speaker 1. The next question I feel the need to serve my partner and treat them with the highest respect , addressing them as a superior , more like neutral . I don't like disrespecting them and treating them like shit , but I do like to respect them . Yeah , and I like to respect them to the highest .
Speaker 2Yeah , yeah , I don't feel like it's a need , but I'm not going gonna address them as my superior . Unless it's like a sex thing , then yeah yeah so I'm just gonna stay neutral yeah , that's what I'm gonna do too , because I don't feel like it's a need to go ahead and treat you like better , like I will , just for , like the kindness of my own heart , but not like I need to yeah , yeah , same , okay . So next question Talking back to one dominantly in a teasing , disobeying way should be part of the sylvestic fun .
Speaker 1Yes , strongly agree . I like to be a brat . I like to push back For real . Next question I enjoy verbally degrading my partner or calling them humiliating names during sex . Slash bds no no , no , shame but I don't yeah , that's not my thing . Yeah , that's just not me , yeah .
Speaker 2Okay , the next one . I enjoy it when my partner plays or acts like an animal or a pet .
Speaker 1No , no , I like to be completely in charge in the bedroom or in order my partner around . I don't mind it , but that I don't like , I don't mind it , that I don't like , I don't mind it , but it's not my thing .
Speaker 2So I'm gonna say disagree yeah , um , I'm also gonna be like um , what is it again ?
Speaker 1I like being completely in church uh-huh in the bedroom and order my partner around no , that one's a neutral for me like I don't really care . Okay , the next one . The idea of being tortured sexually is appealing um , that's like somewhat agree I'm gonna say neutral because it depends on the type of torture we're talking about I feel like it has to be like appealing for you . Yeah , that's what I'm saying . It depends on the type of torture we're talking about . Then , like probably , but like tampoco , no te pases ni mal you know what I'm saying Like calm the fuck down .
Speaker 2I'm still a girl . I will still cry at the end .
Speaker 1Yes , I will still tap out .
Speaker 2Okay , next one I would like to be willing to leave everything I have behind to live in a BDSM life of my dreams . No , I would need to know what all that means .
Speaker 1Yeah , I would like to do it for what all that means , but I don't think so . Yeah , I would . I would like to do it For 24 hours , but I don't know About leaving everything . Behind , yeah , cause I love my life .
Speaker 2Yeah , I'm like , I'm chilling .
Speaker 1Actually .
Speaker 2Sex and everything .
Speaker 1Yeah , I love my partner . So , it's like I'm good yeah . I'm gonna try for 24 hours though . Yeah , my partner . So it's like I'm good , yeah , I'm going to try for 24 hours though , yeah . To see what it is Right . So scratch that scratch .
Speaker 2Yeah , just to itch it .
Speaker 1Okay , I feel like inflicting pain during sex , slash , bdsm and seeing the results of it . I like inflicting , so the other one was like to receive . This one's like to do . I like to leave scratch marks , yeah .
Speaker 2Yeah , I do too , so I'm going to say I like leaving hickeys .
Speaker 1I like receiving hickeys .
Speaker 2That's yeah , I don't really like to give up . I like , okay , I like hickeys too , but like on me , no se me quedan .
Speaker 1Oh , no , mine do . You have to do it really hard .
Speaker 2No , like it doesn't matter how hard , like they don't , they don't really stay or they're very little , and I'm like I'm gonna go here . I'm like this bitch .
Speaker 1I'm like , I'm trying to show off that I'm a hoe , yeah , low key . I felt that . But , no , see , mine , mine , you have to do it pretty strong , like for it to stay , because you know I would just be a little red , but by the morning it's already gone .
Speaker 2Yeah , yeah .
Speaker 1That's what I'm saying . And if you do it for a long time or for pressure , then it'll stay there , it'll get purple and stuff .
Speaker 2Yeah , I like it . Yeah , I like it too . I like seeing the hickeys too . I like that .
Speaker 1I like it too whenever they're hidden . I go and shower and I'm taking my clothes off and then I forget about it , yeah , and then it gives me flashbacks . So it's like I like them , like on my thigh , like inner thigh , on my legs , yeah , on my stomach , on my boobs , because it's like I forget about them . Yeah , you know the next ones are definitely a yes , but I like the ones where I forget about them because it's just a flashback .
Speaker 2Then Definitely a yes , but I like the ones where I forget about them , because it's just a flashback .
Speaker 1Then I think about you and the nice smile and it's like You're like eh .
Speaker 2You're like . Anyways , I have to shower . I've been standing right here for 20 minutes .
Speaker 1Yeah . Okay , the next question I could not be always dominant or always submissive . I need both . Nah , I wouldn't . I'm neutral , I guess . Always dominant or always submissive , I need both . Nah , I'm neutral , I guess , because I can do both , but I like to be submissive more .
Speaker 2I would say that I kind of agree , just because I wouldn't want to just stick to one Like . If they have me always in submissive , I'd be like like this is fun and all , but like what's up yeah , okay , next one .
Speaker 1I like to dominate my partner , especially in the bedroom .
Speaker 2Okay , the next one okay , uh , I like to sexually degrade or humiliate my partner sometimes .
Speaker 1No , no , Next one I would naturally take on a nurturing or guiding , almost parental role in a relationship .
Speaker 2Yeah , yeah , me too .
Speaker 1I'm such the mom of the group , type of shit . Yeah , yeah , me too . I'm such the mom of the group type of shit .
Speaker 2Yeah , I just got to make sure you're on your shit so I can be on my shit .
Speaker 1Yeah , honestly .
Speaker 2Mm-hmm . The next one . The idea of torturing someone sexually is appealing . I don't want to torture them . I don't want them to be in pain and sad yeah .
Speaker 1Like no Next one . I don't want them to be in pain and sad Like no Next one . I'd like to submit my partner . I'd like to submit to my partner 24-7 and serving them as my life purpose .
Speaker 2Not 24-7 . Yeah , maybe 24 . I like a ver que quieres .
Speaker 1More like 24-2 . Or like 12-3 .
Speaker 2No , just a little bit .
Speaker 1I'm going neutral , yeah , because I feel like I could do it if you treat me right and you give me what I need . Then I would do exactly as you want me to . So I'm just going to say neutral on that one . Yeah , same the next one .
Speaker 2I want my partner to serve me and address to me as a superior . No , I'm your queen , I'm your goddess .
Speaker 1No , I'm just kidding , now that I'm listening to it .
Speaker 2Yo soy la que mando Soy la jefa .
Speaker 1Yeah , I mean , especially if you're whispering that in my ear For real .
Speaker 2Like quien es la que manda ? Ay cabrón Me .
Speaker 1Yeah , okay , I'm going to do neutral on that one . The next one I enjoy dressing or behaving like a child or engaging a child . No , I'm not even going to finish reading that shit . You're fucking weirdos . Full judgment on that . Full judgment . Let's fuck out of here . Next one .
Speaker 2I enjoy being verbally discredited or humiliated . Hell , no , no Wait , te vuelvo a un chingazo .
Speaker 1Hell yeah , what the fuck did you just call me For real ? What'd you say about my ? What'd you say about my coochie ? For real ?
Speaker 2You said my coochie look like what I don't know what that means . They could be talking about like a pretty ass flower , not for real they use fucking sock on For real . I'll show you what it looks like . You look like a little eucalyptus .
Speaker 1You're about to have to do this . Oh my man , Okay what ? Are the last two questions . It looks like .
Speaker 2Okay .
Speaker 1I want to meet more . Sorry , hold on , let me read that I want to meet more like-minded kinky people and I am willing to put effort into that , yeah .
Speaker 2I'm willing to go ahead and meet .
Speaker 1Oh shit . It says we plan to launch a BS . Oh , it's an app , A dating app . But we're currently both in a relationship , so can we just save this for later . I feel , like I'm just playing it . I feel like I'm so down to like check it out for like an episode . Yeah , like check out that world , because I don't know a lot much of BDSM .
Speaker 2Ooh there's a Netflix show for it and everything , and I saw it . You did . Yeah , it's good , but it's like I have so many questions . Oh yeah , you know what I mean . You need to find an expert .
Speaker 1It's like my mind has been open to this whole side of the sex world . That is just like whoa tell me more . Yeah , okay , the last question . You want to read it ?
Speaker 2Yes , If any new Awesome Kinks or BDSM projects are launching , would you like to keep up like ?
Speaker 1to be kept up . I'm just going to say no to that one .
Speaker 2Next , okay , and it gives you your status of what you are and , like each one , if you click on it , it goes into like depth . What do you ?
Speaker 1mean Like it didn't give you a result . How does yours look like ? Let me see , what does yours look like . Okay , so I'm 100 . Which I already knew , that I'm 100% brat , I'm 94 . And then the boyzor . What the fuck is that Boyzor ?
Speaker 2Yeah , what is a boyzor ?
Speaker 1It's enjoy watching the nakedness or sexual activity of other people . I'm 100% on that one who are you .
Speaker 2My next one is switch . It's 93% . It switches . Like to switch . You always take dominant position . Your next one yeah Under .
Speaker 1Brat , I don't have that one . I don't have that on my thing .
Speaker 2No , I don't have the one . You said Okay , yeah , so that's Okay . So that's it's based off your results , right , right .
Speaker 1So my third one is Exhibitionist . Exhibitionist . What is that ? I don't know . All right , what is that ? I don't know , it's an exhibitionist enjoying showing their naked body or a sexual activity to other people . I'm at 100% on that one Bitch .
Speaker 2My next one is a submissive , that's your third one . Yeah For 89% .
Speaker 1My fourth one is submissive for 99% .
Speaker 2No , mamas . Why are you so high ? Because I know what I like Shit . My fourth one is experimental Experimentalist .
Speaker 1That's crazy what percent , is that one , 85 . Okay , my fifth one is experimentalist .
Speaker 2What the fuck .
Speaker 1In mine . I'm 89 . Wants to have tried it all , yeah .
Speaker 2Yeah , open-minded to curiosity in their mind .
Speaker 1Yeah , so what's your next one ? So what's your fifth one ?
Speaker 2Yeah , what's your fifth one ? My fifth one . What's your fifth one ? My fifth one is Dominant . That's 76% . I like to change charge , okay , so my next one is Rope Bunny .
Speaker 1We're 75% , which means like to be tied up and restrained using rope and other .
Speaker 2That's my next one . The same number 75 .
Speaker 1No mames . Okay , so my next one after that one is non-monogamist . Non-monogamist Minus 2% 2 ? 70 is my bad , 72 .
Speaker 2I'm like no , mames , you went completely down 72 .
Speaker 172 , 72 . Okay , it's . Do not see sexuality as unnecessary as a one-on-one thing . My next one is vanilla 75 .
Speaker 2I feel insulted , damn . But it just means you enjoy regular standard sex . You know , not Good , not trained , I feel it .
Speaker 1I feel trained . I feel it , I feel it , I feel it . My next one is masochist , masochist , masochist , masochist . Massage M-A-S-C-O , c-i no , I'm fucking spelling that shit wrong M-A-S-O-C-H-I-E , c-h-i-s-t . Misogynist .
Speaker 2Misog yeah , you enjoy receiving pain .
Speaker 1Yes .
Speaker 2Masochist .
Speaker 1No , masochist , masochist , I don't know , I want to say misogynist . Misogynist Enjoy receiving certain type of pain from their partner , usually in a sexual context . So , whatever that word is , I'm 71% .
Speaker 2For my next one , I'm ex-German , ex-germanist . I don't know you said it , you had it oh , ex- , I can't read it anymore like I heard you say it too many times wrong . How do you ?
Speaker 1say that Exhibitionists , I can't fucking shit I can't read it no more . The ex Exhibitionists , there we go , exhibitionists , there we go Showing their naked bodies Walking around Hell .
Speaker 2Yeah , we're 71 naked bodies Walking around Hell . Yeah , we're 71% that 71% . Yeah .
Speaker 1Okay , my next one is Switch 69% .
Speaker 2Okay , my next one is a sadist A 64 .
Speaker 1My next one is Vanilla , ooh 67 .
Speaker 2Should we be reading like the description of what these bitches are ?
Speaker 1I feel like some of them know what they are Like Vanilla's enjoying regular . You already read that one they enjoy regular sex .
Speaker 2That's it , this is just inflicting pain to your partner . So what's your next one after ? That one , la Misogynist , misogynist 53% , because you're lame . No , I'm just playing La misogynist , misogynist 53% .
Speaker 1Because you're lame . My next one is primal , which is prey 62% . Primals are mainly focused on their natural instinct and they enjoy letting their inner animal out during sex . The key part of Primal's play is that the participants show their raw , emotional , sexual feeling during play Noise noise , noise .
Speaker 2Which is your next one ? My next one is brat tamer , 51% . A brat tamer is an essential dominant who enjoys handling brat submissives . They find disobedience a form of playfulness from a side of submissives rather than form of rudeness . They will take no offense to it and will still teach the submissive as well as deserving lessons . Ooh .
Speaker 1Hmm , what percent is that one ?
Speaker 251 . Okay , so I'm halfway put off with your shit . Yeah .
Speaker 1Period . My next one is slave Slave 46% . Slave completely hand over their control and responsibilities over their life to their master and mistress . Yeah , yeah .
Speaker 2Mm-hmm , mm-hmm . My next one is a rigger 50% . A rigger is like being tied up and restrained , and restrain their partner using ropes and other obstruities . Mm-hmm , sounds kinky .
Speaker 1Yeah , my next one is master slash , mistress 40% . I receive complete control over their life , of their sex , of their sex toys and our responsibility that comes with it . Like I said , I'd rather be more of submissive than dominant , yeah , but I can do both , so the submissive one is 46 . The dominant one is 40 . Yeah , so what's your next one ?
Exploring BDSM Test Results
Speaker 2My next one is a voyeur , a voyeusher .
Speaker 1Oh , that was the one that I had 100% on .
Speaker 2Yeah , mine's only 48 .
Speaker 1Damn , that's a big ass gap . What was that again ?
Speaker 2That is enjoy watching the nakedness or sexual actions of other people ?
Speaker 1Yeah , Okay , so my next one is sadist , sadist , sadist , and you said , enjoying inflicting certain types of pain on their partner .
Speaker 2What's the number on that for you ? 34 , oh yeah , cause it's more of like if they want it , you'll do it for them yeah , yeah , I'm getting to . We're going to the lower parts , yeah just like what you kind of are , but not really .
Speaker 1Yeah , the things that I kind of don't like .
Speaker 2My next one would have been Primal Prey , so mainly focused on just they enjoying letting their animals come out .
Speaker 1Yeah . So what was your percent on that one , 45 . Mine's 62 . What , yeah ? And after that one , 45 . Mine's 62 . What yeah ? Hmm , and after that one , mine is Dominate 19% . What which one ? Did you do that one already ?
Speaker 2Yeah , dominate , mine was 76 . Dang .
Speaker 1Mine's 19 . So what's your next one ?
Speaker 2after that one . For me it's Slave . 41 . Mine's 46 . Yeah , like in the middle yeah we're in the 40s .
Speaker 1Next one after that is pet , which means pets are property of their owner in their daily life . Sexually , it's not necessarily involved . In some cases , role play attributes are also provided . I'm actually surprised that I got a percentage on that . I got 8% . Hey , yo , I did too , you got an 8% yeah .
Speaker 2But I still have more before I get to the 8 . Oh no , I'm already . Yeah , yeah you're like way down there .
Speaker 1Yeah , there's a lot of stuff that you're probably are zero . Yep , I so you're probably a zero . Yep , I have a shitload of zeros , yeah , so okay .
Speaker 2What's your next one ? My next one would have been Master and Mistress . Okay , what's percent 26 .
Speaker 1Okay , I'm 40 . Okay , my next one , after that one is Primal Hunter Ooh , okay , which is . Primals , are mainly focused on their natural instincts and they enjoy letting their inner animal out during sex . So , that one is 7% for me , okay .
Speaker 2What's your next one ? My next one is the non-monogamist that you do not see sexual as necessarily a one-on-one thing , whether that means that they are in a severe relationship or that there are other people out there in relationships . For that one I got 18% , 18 .
Speaker 1I'm 72 on that one , 72 . Oh yeah . And after that one I got rigor . Is that rigor , Rigor ?
Speaker 2Rigor .
Speaker 1Rigor R-I-G-G-E-R . What does that even mean ? Like to tie up and restrain their partner . Oh you did that one right . Yeah , it was 50% 50% . I'm at four , oh yeah . And then I have one , two , three , four , five , six , seven . The last seven categories are all zero for me , damn dude . So what's your next one after that one ?
Speaker 2I still have like a few with numbers . Okay , well , go ahead . All right , so I have mommy and daddy for 10% and that's just taking on a caretaking role in a relationship .
Speaker 1Okay , so my next one on my list is age player . I got 0% , which means likes to play in age as part of their kink .
Speaker 2Oh yeah , yeah me too . That's what I got 0% . Yeah , okay For me the next one would be owner . I got 9% . What does ? That mean , like owner , owns pets or properties and take responsibility over them on a 24 7 basis see , that's one of my zeros . I got zero on that one uh see , I thought I would have got zero on that yeah , weird , it's just like the pet thing yeah , that's crazy .
Speaker 1And then what's your next one pet for the eight , for the eight percent ? Yeah , yeah , 8% , yeah , yeah , me too , yeah .
Speaker 2And then what else ? Primal Hunter I got 6 . I got 7 . And that's just what the Mandy focused on their natural instincts . Yeah , like you're , like the dominant one in a way , and then after that I got Degrader for 3 .
Speaker 1I got that at 0 . What is that ? Oh , you like to dig great .
Speaker 2Okay , you like to call your .
Speaker 1You like to tell him that he's stupid and that he's a piece of trash . Fuck you .
Speaker 2It was the next one . No , no , no , mom , he's gonna step on his penis ?
Speaker 1That shit's crazy . No .
Speaker 2Hell , no . Eso duele Debe que doler he's gonna step on his penis .
Speaker 1That's just crazy , no is that the same thing like degrading them verbally ? Is that the same thing as stepping on their penis ?
Speaker 2is that like .
Speaker 1Is that the same level of humiliating them , like peeing on them ?
Speaker 2No , that one's a golden shower .
Speaker 1But it can also be a kink , like it's a punishment , or like how you make them pretend like they're the table and you sit on them . I don't know , If you're into that type of shit , call me , because I have a lot of questions .
Speaker 2Yes , if you're an expert , go ahead and get on our emails and let us know , because yes , we would like to ask a few .
Speaker 1What's the next one ?
Speaker 2um , my next zero is a boy and girl yeah , mine too . Yeah , and that's just submissive and a more strongly child , childless in a sense . Yeah , that's a zero . Do you have any ?
Speaker 1more zeros , the greater and the degree degrading and the greater . Yeah , so what's ?
Speaker 2a zero for me .
Speaker 1Okay , yeah , and then the brat tamer is a zero for me . So brat tamers are dominants who enjoy handling bratty submissives .
Speaker 2Oh yeah , I got 51 .
Speaker 1You got 51? .
Speaker 2Yeah .
Speaker 1So you like .
Speaker 2Like I'll put it to . Like that's the one I said I'll put up with the shit half the time , so you'll put up with my shit because , I'm a brat . I'm a brat too . I'm a brat too . 94 yeah , I got a hundred and three things .
Speaker 1How many hundreds did you get ? None , you didn't get no hundreds . Oh damn see , I got three hundreds and one , two , three , four , five , six , seven zeros . Hmm , well damn guys . This part two has came also into an end , so just once again , if you want to go ahead and take out , you want to check out this test . It's bdsmtestorg . Yes it's pretty fucking cool .
Speaker 2It is pretty long but there's a longer version there .
Speaker 1Oh shit , I feel like we should do another . I feel like we should do this with somebody else . I feel feel like we should bring somebody
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