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S5E7pt2: BDSM Test
We dive into a lighthearted exploration of kinks through an engaging BDSM test, revealing our personal preferences and how they compare to our friends' experiences. The episode encourages open dialogue about desires, submission, and dominance while tackling the complexities of sexual identity.
hey guys, welcome back. It's your girl, karina and malini, and welcome back to part 2 of this kinkiness yes, you want to find out how kinky we are.
Speaker 2:Stay tuned. You want to find out how kinky we are Stay tuned.
Speaker 1:If you want to find out how kinky you are, you can find this test on bdsmtestorg and you can go ahead and take it. It's a bunch of shitload of questions. We left that at 43%. We're going to go ahead and continue.
Speaker 2:And you know it's a legit test because it's org Okay don't be playing with this internet shit. Hey, the government, even my.
Speaker 1:MacBook. It's low battery.
Speaker 2:Oh no, el McDonald's is only 9 minutos away.
Speaker 1:Welcome to part 2, where we're still in the same night and we're smoking and got the manchis. I want some cereal. This bitch wants a mac chicken. Got me wanting a mac double with some fries and a sweet tea so I'm just saying a spicy mac chicken. I might have to ride with her to go get me this mac chicken, alrighty, chicken Alrighty. So hopping back on the exam, yeah, we're on 42. Yeah, percent Bitch, what the fuck. Right now, what is I like? Being forced into submission much more than submitting spontaneously.
Speaker 2:No, I mean yes, sorry, yes.
Speaker 1:I like being forced into it.
Speaker 2:Yes, I like being mutual. I would like it when my partner is completely tied up during sex. I kind of like it. No, you wouldn't like it if Jonathan was tied up.
Speaker 1:No, because that means that I'm going to be the dominant one. I don't mind being the dominant one, but that's not my thing. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, oh my bad gonna be the dominant one, and that's not. I don't mind being the dominant one, but that's not my thing. Oh yeah, yeah, oh, my bad, I'm waiting.
Speaker 2:I'm waiting for somebody to read the next fucking question bitch, do you wanna do like read um three and then read?
Speaker 1:three, but I guess no, because I'm gonna get confused. Okay, so it's cool, it's cool, I'm gonna start paying attention.
Speaker 2:I like Te doy un poquito, and then I'll just continue to read, for you, not for real.
Speaker 1:I got you. I have plenty of sexual fantasies that I would like to try out, more than most of my kinky peers. I feel like majority of my peers are the same level of kinkiness, so peers are the same level of kinkiness. So I don't know how to answer this, because it's like I do have plenty of sexual fantasies that I would like to try out, but not more than my friends. Like I feel like my friends also have plenty of kinks that they would love to try out.
Speaker 2:Like they have equal amount or if not more, yeah, so I don equal amount, or if not more, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:So I don't know if I should say disagree or neutral, because it's kind of, I would say, neutral, okay. So are you saying neutral for yourself as well?
Speaker 2:No, like, okay, okay, well neutral for that, but I'm saying neutral for myself as well. Okay, yeah, because I would feel like I have like sexual fantasies, but like they're not stuff that I'm like, all right, let me try them out. Like, hey, do you want to try this with me? It's just like yeah, like I thought about it, but I don't want to really do it that's what I'm.
Speaker 1:Okay, I get what you're saying I get what you're saying okay, so the next one.
Speaker 2:Uh, I find it adorable when my partner acts or dresses like childlike or um engages with childlike activities like coloring in a coloring book or playing in the playground uh, no, that sounds like rare flags right there, I don't know what.
Speaker 1:My partner acting like a child, thank you, um, that's just weird. Anyways, next, yeah, I could be sexually submissive now and be sexually dominant another time, neither either to the same or to the other partner.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yes.
Speaker 1:Yeah, strongly agree.
Speaker 2:Living with a group of slaves owned by me or serving me would be my ultimate goal in life um, I don't like the word slaves, yeah, but if we can change it to like sex toys, yeah, okay, living with a group of sex toys uh, owned by me and serving me, would be my ultimate living goal. Yeah, I would disagree. I wouldn't like people waiting for me all the time I'm like go away.
Speaker 1:Leave me alone, I would. I can't get an orgasm in command, ooh, okay, so there's like km in command, oh.
Speaker 2:Mm-hmm. Okay, so there's like kinks to it, but yeah that they go like people waiting on me, I'm like no, no, I get it.
Speaker 1:I can respect that for everybody. But yes where do I sign? No?
Speaker 2:It's like who wants? Who wants to audition? Okay, it'd be no big deal. When trying, when trying things, I, what I can't read, hold on it's no big deal when things I try turn out bad.
Speaker 1:For me it's part of the risk and it's necessary part of discovering what works and what doesn't. Why was that question so complicated? For real, I feel like I I don't understand nothing, what I just read I'm like what?
Speaker 2:it's no big deal when things I I try, I try turn out bad. For me, it's part of the risk and necessary part of discovering what I like or don't like. Okay, so you. So you don't mind if things don't turn out okay.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I'm okay with that.
Speaker 2:I certainly agree.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I agree, yeah, we got to find out. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Okay. Next question I enjoy keeping my partner as a pet, providing them with a cage, feeding them out of a bowl, petting them, caressing them, etc. No, that's not my thing. Ah, no, this motherfucker, where is your cage then? That is the baby's cages, Anyways.
Speaker 2:Next question I like like scratching their heads, like as they're laying on me, but that's not petting them.
Speaker 1:No, because you're not pretending for them to be a pet.
Speaker 2:You're not like come here, doggie, and then they hop on you and you pet their head like that Bitch. Get the fuck off me.
Speaker 1:Cochino I went to the sex store today and I forgot that there was butt plugs with tails.
Speaker 2:I'm not going to lie, I think those are cute.
Speaker 1:I agree, I think those are really cute. Oh yeah, we went to Halo's. There was a furry, he had a mask, the paws and he had a hairy butt plug.
Speaker 2:See, I don't like the mask or the paws or the outfit or anything but just a cute outfit with a tail.
Speaker 1:No, that is cute. That is cute, but no. The person that went to the club at Halo's. He literally had the furry's head and then the furry's paws. And then he was showing his chest. His penis was in a speedo. He was wearing a speedo and then he was showing his legs but he had a tail coming out of his chest. Like penis was like in a speed, like in a. He was wearing like a speedo and then he was showing his legs but he had a tail coming out of his butt.
Speaker 1:Yeah, Eventually he took it off. Yeah, I figured.
Speaker 2:I'm like bro. That would be kind of uncomfortable, I assume.
Speaker 1:But I do agree with what you're saying. Sexy outfit, yeah, or trying to be like a sexy cat or a sexy little fuck.
Speaker 2:It is going to be because I was going to stink afterwards.
Speaker 1:Not for real.
Speaker 2:No mommas.
Speaker 1:Okay, next question.
Speaker 2:If I could not fulfill all of my partner's sexual desires, I would be encouraged to see other people to fill the gap. Oh, if they're not fulfilling, like my sexual pleasures.
Speaker 1:I'm going to say yes because I am open to open relationships.
Speaker 2:I would say no, because I would just go ahead and talk to them about it, yeah, and just be like hey, I've been thinking about trying this thing.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but like that's something like, for example, let's say, Jonathan really likes anal and that's something that I just cannot, cannot. I will be okay for him to go scratch that somewhere else, because it's something that I can't give him, because I'm okay with open relationships. That's how I'm understanding that question.
Speaker 2:I'm understanding it question. I'm understanding it like if I I really want anal and he was like no, that's disgusting, I'm gonna be like you know what, I'm gonna go get anal somewhere else. That's literally what I just said, but you said for your partner yeah, so if like, if I wanted anal and jonathan was like no, I don't like that shit.
Speaker 1:Well then I was like I'm gonna get somewhere else because we're in an open relationship point of view yes. Yeah, so I strongly agree with that. Yeah, makes sense. Okay, so next one. I often behave in animalistic ways during sex, growling and howling.
Speaker 2:Hell, no, not the howling part. I'm going to be like cuckoo, growling and howling.
Speaker 1:Hell. No, not the howling part I'm going to be like caw, caw. No, my miss no.
Speaker 2:Bitch. I'm over here trying to think of animal noises.
Speaker 1:I'm like which one would be appropriate oh no, Nah you fucking coming to bed I'm dead as fuck I'm like sorry guys, sorry to that community. My bad, my bad, but I just I'm not.
Speaker 2:Please go ahead you know what, in that little do you do, you do, you Tell us what animal noises. You're doing first of all, yeah.
Speaker 1:Because I'm very concerned. Concerned, I'm not concerned.
Speaker 2:No, that's not the right word, sorry.
Speaker 1:What kind of she said what kind of bitch? She's very curious.
Speaker 2:Well, hell, I'm very curious, I'm extremely curious, if you're a furry.
Speaker 1:Please, please, please, please, please. Let us interview you in a safe place, like we're not going to sit here and judge you or anything like that. I just really wonder what that's about. That's new territory for me and I am very interested in it. I just figured out about just community.
Speaker 1:So, yeah, like people that like to be like, like to be animals, like get walked and, you know, have chains and stuff. Like I'm curious about it, like let me know, how does that really turn you on? Like what about it? It's like yes, walk me like a dog. Let me know, bitch, I might be into it. No, it's like you never know, though, because I don't know anything about it.
Speaker 2:For me it's just the animal noises.
Speaker 1:I really want to know like does your partner? Get off with you sounding like an elephant as you're coming like bro, I just want to know yeah, like is it for you or is it for your partner? Like, is it something that you do every time you come that you fucking sit here and yeah, or you come that you fucking think you're yeah, or is your partner going to be like?
Speaker 2:I feel like that one's a realistic one, though I feel like a few people might actually do that.
Speaker 1:You know what Probably? Honestly that gasping for air should be real, that gasping for air should be real. I'd be like hold on, tap out, tap out, tap out.
Speaker 2:Actually, I think I answered my own question.
Speaker 1:Yeah, never mind, anyways, next question.
Speaker 2:Okay, if part of my sexual desires is not fulfilled with my partner. Oh, I already, we already got that one.
Speaker 1:Oh, we didn't answer. I thought we did answer. See, I already read that one. Oh, we didn't answer. I thought we did answer.
Speaker 2:See, I'm telling you what's going on right now? Skip that one, that one's.
Speaker 1:Because even the prey I like to enjoy, I enjoy feeling like a predator hunting its prey. Oh no, that was different. I don't know. That's not me. I don't like feeling like a predator? Yeah, me neither.
Speaker 2:Yeah, okay, I like it when my partner takes on initiative and guidance. It's almost a parental role in the relationship.
Speaker 1:You lost me at the parental role.
Speaker 2:Okay, so like you like it when your partner is like nurturing and guiding you and like, hey, like, um, like and just keeping up on you, no More like in a master role In a master role. No, this one's more of in a caring role.
Speaker 1:I don't really care for it. No, no. I mean I'm going to say neutral because I don't really care for it.
Speaker 2:I kinda like it. I'm like that's kinda cute.
Speaker 1:Thanks for taking care of me it's cute and I love it, and it's something new that I recently have figured out with Jonathan. It took me a minute to get used to it, but I don't think that that's something that I require, but it is extremely nice. I can't think that that's something that I require, but it is extremely nice.
Speaker 2:I can agree with that. Yes, okay, next one.
Speaker 1:I enjoy watching other people being naked or having sex.
Speaker 2:Yes, I'm neutral. I don't really care, like, if you're naked, cool, if you're not naked cool.
Speaker 1:Oh Okay, next question I'd like my partner to submit to me 24-7, and I'm willing to take responsibility. That comes with it. No, no.
Speaker 2:I'm very lazy. I didn't try to tell you what to do. You found something to do.
Speaker 1:I mean Then and tell you what to do. You find something to do? I mean then submitting to you. You can order them to do that. Go figure out what to do.
Speaker 2:I know, but like I don't need to be telling you, bro, Just go away. You're your own person, Don't? I don't?
Speaker 1:know I get it.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Makes sense.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I like my partner being completely in charge in the bedroom holding me around, eh.
Speaker 1:For sexual stuff. I'm assuming right, yeah, yes.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's what I put.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I strongly agree.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 1:Okay, I could make. No sorry. If I could make some money from selling porn clips of myself, I would definitely would. Yeah, I would.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I would too. I mean, it's easy money. And all they're doing is looking Okay. Being in fear of what my partner is going to do to me physically is harousing. I don't like to be in fear.
Speaker 1:That's what I was about to say. I feel very safe, like I do like pain, but I know that I am safe, like I know that I'm not going to get hurt. I'm just going to get pain to where I enjoy it, so I wouldn't be aroused if he's literally hurting me, so I'm. So I'm assuming it's a strongly disagree. Yeah, for me too, okay. The next question I feel the need to serve my partner and treat them with the highest respect, addressing them as a superior, more like neutral. I don't like disrespecting them and treating them like shit, but I do like to respect them. Yeah, and I like to respect them to the highest.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, I don't feel like it's a need, but I'm not going gonna address them as my superior. Unless it's like a sex thing, then yeah yeah so I'm just gonna stay neutral yeah, that's what I'm gonna do too, because I don't feel like it's a need to go ahead and treat you like better, like I will, just for, like the kindness of my own heart, but not like I need to yeah, yeah, same, okay. So next question Talking back to one dominantly in a teasing, disobeying way should be part of the sylvestic fun.
Speaker 1:Yes, strongly agree. I like to be a brat. I like to push back For real. Next question I enjoy verbally degrading my partner or calling them humiliating names during sex. Slash bds no no, no, shame but I don't yeah, that's not my thing. Yeah, that's just not me, yeah.
Speaker 2:Okay, the next one. I enjoy it when my partner plays or acts like an animal or a pet.
Speaker 1:No, no, I like to be completely in charge in the bedroom or in order my partner around. I don't mind it, but that I don't like, I don't mind it, that I don't like, I don't mind it, but it's not my thing.
Speaker 2:So I'm gonna say disagree yeah, um, I'm also gonna be like um, what is it again?
Speaker 1:I like being completely in church uh-huh in the bedroom and order my partner around no, that one's a neutral for me like I don't really care. Okay, the next one. The idea of being tortured sexually is appealing um, that's like somewhat agree I'm gonna say neutral because it depends on the type of torture we're talking about I feel like it has to be like appealing for you. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. It depends on the type of torture we're talking about. Then, like probably, but like tampoco, no te pases ni mal you know what I'm saying Like calm the fuck down.
Speaker 2:I'm still a girl. I will still cry at the end.
Speaker 1:Yes, I will still tap out.
Speaker 2:Okay, next one I would like to be willing to leave everything I have behind to live in a BDSM life of my dreams. No, I would need to know what all that means.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I would like to do it for what all that means, but I don't think so. Yeah, I would. I would like to do it For 24 hours, but I don't know About leaving everything. Behind, yeah, cause I love my life.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I'm like, I'm chilling.
Speaker 1:Actually.
Speaker 2:Sex and everything.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I love my partner. So, it's like I'm good yeah. I'm gonna try for 24 hours though. Yeah, my partner. So it's like I'm good, yeah, I'm going to try for 24 hours though, yeah. To see what it is Right. So scratch that scratch.
Speaker 2:Yeah, just to itch it.
Speaker 1:Okay, I feel like inflicting pain during sex, slash, bdsm and seeing the results of it. I like inflicting, so the other one was like to receive. This one's like to do. I like to leave scratch marks, yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I do too, so I'm going to say I like leaving hickeys.
Speaker 1:I like receiving hickeys.
Speaker 2:That's yeah, I don't really like to give up. I like, okay, I like hickeys too, but like on me, no se me quedan.
Speaker 1:Oh, no, mine do. You have to do it really hard.
Speaker 2:No, like it doesn't matter how hard, like they don't, they don't really stay or they're very little, and I'm like I'm gonna go here. I'm like this bitch.
Speaker 1:I'm like, I'm trying to show off that I'm a hoe, yeah, low key. I felt that. But, no, see, mine, mine, you have to do it pretty strong, like for it to stay, because you know I would just be a little red, but by the morning it's already gone.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:That's what I'm saying. And if you do it for a long time or for pressure, then it'll stay there, it'll get purple and stuff.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I like it. Yeah, I like it too. I like seeing the hickeys too. I like that.
Speaker 1:I like it too whenever they're hidden. I go and shower and I'm taking my clothes off and then I forget about it, yeah, and then it gives me flashbacks. So it's like I like them, like on my thigh, like inner thigh, on my legs, yeah, on my stomach, on my boobs, because it's like I forget about them. Yeah, you know the next ones are definitely a yes, but I like the ones where I forget about them because it's just a flashback.
Speaker 2:Then Definitely a yes, but I like the ones where I forget about them, because it's just a flashback.
Speaker 1:Then I think about you and the nice smile and it's like You're like eh.
Speaker 2:You're like. Anyways, I have to shower. I've been standing right here for 20 minutes.
Speaker 1:Yeah. Okay, the next question I could not be always dominant or always submissive. I need both. Nah, I wouldn't. I'm neutral, I guess. Always dominant or always submissive, I need both. Nah, I'm neutral, I guess, because I can do both, but I like to be submissive more.
Speaker 2:I would say that I kind of agree, just because I wouldn't want to just stick to one Like. If they have me always in submissive, I'd be like like this is fun and all, but like what's up yeah, okay, next one.
Speaker 1:I like to dominate my partner, especially in the bedroom.
Speaker 2:Okay, the next one okay, uh, I like to sexually degrade or humiliate my partner sometimes.
Speaker 1:No, no, Next one I would naturally take on a nurturing or guiding, almost parental role in a relationship.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, me too.
Speaker 1:I'm such the mom of the group, type of shit. Yeah, yeah, me too. I'm such the mom of the group type of shit.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I just got to make sure you're on your shit so I can be on my shit.
Speaker 1:Yeah, honestly.
Speaker 2:Mm-hmm. The next one. The idea of torturing someone sexually is appealing. I don't want to torture them. I don't want them to be in pain and sad yeah.
Speaker 1:Like no Next one. I don't want them to be in pain and sad Like no Next one. I'd like to submit my partner. I'd like to submit to my partner 24-7 and serving them as my life purpose.
Speaker 2:Not 24-7. Yeah, maybe 24. I like a ver que quieres.
Speaker 1:More like 24-2. Or like 12-3.
Speaker 2:No, just a little bit.
Speaker 1:I'm going neutral, yeah, because I feel like I could do it if you treat me right and you give me what I need. Then I would do exactly as you want me to. So I'm just going to say neutral on that one. Yeah, same the next one.
Speaker 2:I want my partner to serve me and address to me as a superior. No, I'm your queen, I'm your goddess.
Speaker 1:No, I'm just kidding, now that I'm listening to it.
Speaker 2:Yo soy la que mando Soy la jefa.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I mean, especially if you're whispering that in my ear For real.
Speaker 2:Like quien es la que manda? Ay cabrón Me.
Speaker 1:Yeah, okay, I'm going to do neutral on that one. The next one I enjoy dressing or behaving like a child or engaging a child. No, I'm not even going to finish reading that shit. You're fucking weirdos. Full judgment on that. Full judgment. Let's fuck out of here. Next one.
Speaker 2:I enjoy being verbally discredited or humiliated. Hell, no, no Wait, te vuelvo a un chingazo.
Speaker 1:Hell yeah, what the fuck did you just call me For real? What'd you say about my? What'd you say about my coochie? For real?
Speaker 2:You said my coochie look like what I don't know what that means. They could be talking about like a pretty ass flower, not for real they use fucking sock on For real. I'll show you what it looks like. You look like a little eucalyptus.
Speaker 1:You're about to have to do this. Oh my man, Okay what? Are the last two questions. It looks like.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 1:I want to meet more. Sorry, hold on, let me read that I want to meet more like-minded kinky people and I am willing to put effort into that, yeah.
Speaker 2:I'm willing to go ahead and meet.
Speaker 1:Oh shit. It says we plan to launch a BS. Oh, it's an app, A dating app. But we're currently both in a relationship, so can we just save this for later. I feel, like I'm just playing it. I feel like I'm so down to like check it out for like an episode. Yeah, like check out that world, because I don't know a lot much of BDSM.
Speaker 2:Ooh there's a Netflix show for it and everything, and I saw it. You did. Yeah, it's good, but it's like I have so many questions. Oh yeah, you know what I mean. You need to find an expert.
Speaker 1:It's like my mind has been open to this whole side of the sex world. That is just like whoa tell me more. Yeah, okay, the last question. You want to read it?
Speaker 2:Yes, If any new Awesome Kinks or BDSM projects are launching, would you like to keep up like?
Speaker 1:to be kept up. I'm just going to say no to that one.
Speaker 2:Next, okay, and it gives you your status of what you are and, like each one, if you click on it, it goes into like depth. What do you?
Speaker 1:mean Like it didn't give you a result. How does yours look like? Let me see, what does yours look like. Okay, so I'm 100. Which I already knew, that I'm 100% brat, I'm 94. And then the boyzor. What the fuck is that Boyzor?
Speaker 2:Yeah, what is a boyzor?
Speaker 1:It's enjoy watching the nakedness or sexual activity of other people. I'm 100% on that one who are you.
Speaker 2:My next one is switch. It's 93%. It switches. Like to switch. You always take dominant position. Your next one yeah Under.
Speaker 1:Brat, I don't have that one. I don't have that on my thing.
Speaker 2:No, I don't have the one. You said Okay, yeah, so that's Okay. So that's it's based off your results, right, right.
Speaker 1:So my third one is Exhibitionist. Exhibitionist. What is that? I don't know. All right, what is that? I don't know, it's an exhibitionist enjoying showing their naked body or a sexual activity to other people. I'm at 100% on that one Bitch.
Speaker 2:My next one is a submissive, that's your third one. Yeah For 89%.
Speaker 1:My fourth one is submissive for 99%.
Speaker 2:No, mamas. Why are you so high? Because I know what I like Shit. My fourth one is experimental Experimentalist.
Speaker 1:That's crazy what percent, is that one, 85. Okay, my fifth one is experimentalist.
Speaker 2:What the fuck.
Speaker 1:In mine. I'm 89. Wants to have tried it all, yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah, open-minded to curiosity in their mind.
Speaker 1:Yeah, so what's your next one? So what's your fifth one?
Speaker 2:Yeah, what's your fifth one? My fifth one. What's your fifth one? My fifth one is Dominant. That's 76%. I like to change charge, okay, so my next one is Rope Bunny.
Speaker 1:We're 75%, which means like to be tied up and restrained using rope and other.
Speaker 2:That's my next one. The same number 75.
Speaker 1:No mames. Okay, so my next one after that one is non-monogamist. Non-monogamist Minus 2% 2? 70 is my bad, 72.
Speaker 2:I'm like no, mames, you went completely down 72.
Speaker 1:72, 72. Okay, it's. Do not see sexuality as unnecessary as a one-on-one thing. My next one is vanilla 75.
Speaker 2:I feel insulted, damn. But it just means you enjoy regular standard sex. You know, not Good, not trained, I feel it.
Speaker 1:I feel trained. I feel it, I feel it, I feel it. My next one is masochist, masochist, masochist, masochist. Massage M-A-S-C-O, c-i no, I'm fucking spelling that shit wrong M-A-S-O-C-H-I-E, c-h-i-s-t. Misogynist.
Speaker 2:Misog yeah, you enjoy receiving pain.
Speaker 1:Yes.
Speaker 2:Masochist.
Speaker 1:No, masochist, masochist, I don't know, I want to say misogynist. Misogynist Enjoy receiving certain type of pain from their partner, usually in a sexual context. So, whatever that word is, I'm 71%.
Speaker 2:For my next one, I'm ex-German, ex-germanist. I don't know you said it, you had it oh, ex-, I can't read it anymore like I heard you say it too many times wrong. How do you?
Speaker 1:say that Exhibitionists, I can't fucking shit I can't read it no more. The ex Exhibitionists, there we go, exhibitionists, there we go Showing their naked bodies Walking around Hell.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we're 71 naked bodies Walking around Hell. Yeah, we're 71% that 71%. Yeah.
Speaker 1:Okay, my next one is Switch 69%.
Speaker 2:Okay, my next one is a sadist A 64.
Speaker 1:My next one is Vanilla, ooh 67.
Speaker 2:Should we be reading like the description of what these bitches are?
Speaker 1:I feel like some of them know what they are Like Vanilla's enjoying regular. You already read that one they enjoy regular sex.
Speaker 2:That's it, this is just inflicting pain to your partner. So what's your next one after? That one, la Misogynist, misogynist 53%, because you're lame. No, I'm just playing La misogynist, misogynist 53%.
Speaker 1:Because you're lame. My next one is primal, which is prey 62%. Primals are mainly focused on their natural instinct and they enjoy letting their inner animal out during sex. The key part of Primal's play is that the participants show their raw, emotional, sexual feeling during play Noise noise, noise.
Speaker 2:Which is your next one? My next one is brat tamer, 51%. A brat tamer is an essential dominant who enjoys handling brat submissives. They find disobedience a form of playfulness from a side of submissives rather than form of rudeness. They will take no offense to it and will still teach the submissive as well as deserving lessons. Ooh.
Speaker 1:Hmm, what percent is that one?
Speaker 2:51. Okay, so I'm halfway put off with your shit. Yeah.
Speaker 1:Period. My next one is slave Slave 46%. Slave completely hand over their control and responsibilities over their life to their master and mistress. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. My next one is a rigger 50%. A rigger is like being tied up and restrained, and restrain their partner using ropes and other obstruities. Mm-hmm, sounds kinky.
Speaker 1:Yeah, my next one is master slash, mistress 40%. I receive complete control over their life, of their sex, of their sex toys and our responsibility that comes with it. Like I said, I'd rather be more of submissive than dominant, yeah, but I can do both, so the submissive one is 46. The dominant one is 40. Yeah, so what's your next one?
Speaker 2:My next one is a voyeur, a voyeusher.
Speaker 1:Oh, that was the one that I had 100% on.
Speaker 2:Yeah, mine's only 48.
Speaker 1:Damn, that's a big ass gap. What was that again?
Speaker 2:That is enjoy watching the nakedness or sexual actions of other people?
Speaker 1:Yeah, Okay, so my next one is sadist, sadist, sadist, and you said, enjoying inflicting certain types of pain on their partner.
Speaker 2:What's the number on that for you? 34, oh yeah, cause it's more of like if they want it, you'll do it for them yeah, yeah, I'm getting to. We're going to the lower parts, yeah just like what you kind of are, but not really.
Speaker 1:Yeah, the things that I kind of don't like.
Speaker 2:My next one would have been Primal Prey, so mainly focused on just they enjoying letting their animals come out.
Speaker 1:Yeah. So what was your percent on that one, 45. Mine's 62. What, yeah? And after that one, 45. Mine's 62. What yeah? Hmm, and after that one, mine is Dominate 19%. What which one? Did you do that one already?
Speaker 2:Yeah, dominate, mine was 76. Dang.
Speaker 1:Mine's 19. So what's your next one?
Speaker 2:after that one. For me it's Slave. 41. Mine's 46. Yeah, like in the middle yeah we're in the 40s.
Speaker 1:Next one after that is pet, which means pets are property of their owner in their daily life. Sexually, it's not necessarily involved. In some cases, role play attributes are also provided. I'm actually surprised that I got a percentage on that. I got 8%. Hey, yo, I did too, you got an 8% yeah.
Speaker 2:But I still have more before I get to the 8. Oh no, I'm already. Yeah, yeah you're like way down there.
Speaker 1:Yeah, there's a lot of stuff that you're probably are zero. Yep, I so you're probably a zero. Yep, I have a shitload of zeros, yeah, so okay.
Speaker 2:What's your next one? My next one would have been Master and Mistress. Okay, what's percent 26.
Speaker 1:Okay, I'm 40. Okay, my next one, after that one is Primal Hunter Ooh, okay, which is. Primals, are mainly focused on their natural instincts and they enjoy letting their inner animal out during sex. So, that one is 7% for me, okay.
Speaker 2:What's your next one? My next one is the non-monogamist that you do not see sexual as necessarily a one-on-one thing, whether that means that they are in a severe relationship or that there are other people out there in relationships. For that one I got 18%, 18.
Speaker 1:I'm 72 on that one, 72. Oh yeah. And after that one I got rigor. Is that rigor, Rigor?
Speaker 2:Rigor.
Speaker 1:Rigor R-I-G-G-E-R. What does that even mean? Like to tie up and restrain their partner. Oh you did that one right. Yeah, it was 50% 50%. I'm at four, oh yeah. And then I have one, two, three, four, five, six, seven. The last seven categories are all zero for me, damn dude. So what's your next one after that one?
Speaker 2:I still have like a few with numbers. Okay, well, go ahead. All right, so I have mommy and daddy for 10% and that's just taking on a caretaking role in a relationship.
Speaker 1:Okay, so my next one on my list is age player. I got 0%, which means likes to play in age as part of their kink.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, yeah me too. That's what I got 0%. Yeah, okay For me the next one would be owner. I got 9%. What does? That mean, like owner, owns pets or properties and take responsibility over them on a 24 7 basis see, that's one of my zeros. I got zero on that one uh see, I thought I would have got zero on that yeah, weird, it's just like the pet thing yeah, that's crazy.
Speaker 1:And then what's your next one pet for the eight, for the eight percent? Yeah, yeah, 8%, yeah, yeah, me too, yeah.
Speaker 2:And then what else? Primal Hunter I got 6. I got 7. And that's just what the Mandy focused on their natural instincts. Yeah, like you're, like the dominant one in a way, and then after that I got Degrader for 3.
Speaker 1:I got that at 0. What is that? Oh, you like to dig great.
Speaker 2:Okay, you like to call your.
Speaker 1:You like to tell him that he's stupid and that he's a piece of trash. Fuck you.
Speaker 2:It was the next one. No, no, no, mom, he's gonna step on his penis?
Speaker 1:That shit's crazy. No.
Speaker 2:Hell, no. Eso duele Debe que doler he's gonna step on his penis.
Speaker 1:That's just crazy, no is that the same thing like degrading them verbally? Is that the same thing as stepping on their penis?
Speaker 2:is that like.
Speaker 1:Is that the same level of humiliating them, like peeing on them?
Speaker 2:No, that one's a golden shower.
Speaker 1:But it can also be a kink, like it's a punishment, or like how you make them pretend like they're the table and you sit on them. I don't know, If you're into that type of shit, call me, because I have a lot of questions.
Speaker 2:Yes, if you're an expert, go ahead and get on our emails and let us know, because yes, we would like to ask a few.
Speaker 1:What's the next one?
Speaker 2:um, my next zero is a boy and girl yeah, mine too. Yeah, and that's just submissive and a more strongly child, childless in a sense. Yeah, that's a zero. Do you have any?
Speaker 1:more zeros, the greater and the degree degrading and the greater. Yeah, so what's?
Speaker 2:a zero for me.
Speaker 1:Okay, yeah, and then the brat tamer is a zero for me. So brat tamers are dominants who enjoy handling bratty submissives.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, I got 51.
Speaker 1:You got 51?.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:So you like.
Speaker 2:Like I'll put it to. Like that's the one I said I'll put up with the shit half the time, so you'll put up with my shit because, I'm a brat. I'm a brat too. I'm a brat too. 94 yeah, I got a hundred and three things.
Speaker 1:How many hundreds did you get? None, you didn't get no hundreds. Oh damn see, I got three hundreds and one, two, three, four, five, six, seven zeros. Hmm, well damn guys. This part two has came also into an end, so just once again, if you want to go ahead and take out, you want to check out this test. It's bdsmtestorg. Yes it's pretty fucking cool.
Speaker 2:It is pretty long but there's a longer version there.
Speaker 1:Oh shit, I feel like we should do another. I feel like we should do this with somebody else. I feel feel like we should bring somebody else. Let us know if this was a cool episode, if you really liked it. I'm interested in doing more tests.
Speaker 2:Yeah, because it's just fun.
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