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S5E11 Bare It All: A No-Filter Conversation About Sex, Houses, and New Beginnings
Fasten your seatbelts for our most intimate episode yet as we catch up on major life changes before launching into a revealing game of Truth or Dare!
The conversation opens with Karina sharing her latest baking adventures – from a sumptuous strawberry honey bun cake to her upcoming holiday treats. We swap stories about our new living situations, with both of us settling into fresh homes and welcoming new pets into our families. What makes this episode special is the balance between explicit honesty and genuine connection. From discussions about sleeping naked to reflections on our sensitivity around receiving sexy voice messages, we create a judgment-free space to talk about intimacy. There's something powerful about women openly discussing their sexual preferences without shame or hesitation. When we break out an adult Truth or Dare game (sticking strictly to the "Truth" questions), things get deliciously candid. We dive into debating whether car hookups are better than bar bathroom encounters, and revealing our most ticklish spots. The conversation flows naturally between playful banter and vulnerable confessions.
Have you played Truth or Dare with your friends lately? What questions would you be brave enough to answer? Share your thoughts and follow us on social media to join the conversation!
welcome back you bitches, it's your girl karina and melanie she currently has a mouthful of penis. This is way better than penis and Melanie, she currently has a mouthful of penis.
Speaker 2:This is way better than penis.
Speaker 1:So far. Right now she's currently eating. If you follow my snap, it'd be Karina you saw that I made a. I was aiming for a strawberry honey bun cake pastry thing. It's so good it is so good. I'm glad it was my first time. Everything was homemade the cake and the icing and she served it with some ice cream and it was warm.
Speaker 2:Ooh, let me just say you guys are missing out so bad If you got to see it be jealous, yeah, be so jealous. Yeah, because not everybody gets to taste my pastries exactly yeah, it was a blessing I came today that there was enough, because she said there's one slice left and it's john's are you sure I'll pay you?
Speaker 1:well see, the holidays are coming, so I want to bring something new. Everybody's always asking me for the same shit cheesecakes, sweet potato pies, pumpkin pies and it's just like it's always the same shit every year. So I'm gonna do the sweet potato pie, because that's just automatically like mother-in-law loves that, my Jonathan loves that, my kiddos like sweet potato pie. And then cheesecake, because everybody likes cheesecake.
Speaker 2:Everybody loves cheesecake yeah.
Speaker 1:So I'm going to do like. If I'm not mistaken, I believe it's three cheesecakes and three sweet potatoes, if I'm not mistaken, which is fine, yeah. But I'm gonna try to make something else I want to like. I, I tried these, uh, cupcakes. Um, the new recipe I made, oh, I just put together, and I really like the the cupcake recipe too. But he said he wants me to do a strawberry tres leches cake. Oh, so that's my next one. That sounds good, yeah. And then I owe somebody a pineapple salam cake, which I haven't forgot about. You, girl, For real, i'ma do it, i'ma do it.
Speaker 2:If all of you are missing like a square of leave it, let it be. Let it be. I'ma come over here while you're making stuff and be like, let me sample. Yep, I'm going to come over here while you're making stuff.
Speaker 1:I'm going to be like let me sample Yep, Yep and honestly like, cuando hago algo, I have to do double, Because Jonathan gets upset whenever I make something and I don't have it for the house.
Speaker 2:As he should yeah.
Speaker 1:Like when I make that strawberry one. I made it Sunday. I made it just to one. It was a new recipe. I was just sending it out. Yeah, but I was having dinner at my mother-in-law's. Jonathan has something to do at home, so he didn't even go. Pero I went and I made it to Llevo unos frijoles que hice. I made some baked beans with bacon and um, just a bunch of stuff that I made.
Speaker 2:You're a whole lot of shows.
Speaker 1:I know I try, I try, and then, oh yeah, and then I baked that to make tikka as dessert and everybody tried it and everybody loved it.
Speaker 2:It is super sweet but like I really enjoyed it. Do you enjoy like cooking and everything?
Speaker 1:I enjoy doing it. Yeah, I don't really enjoy getting paid for it, but I just enjoy doing it. Like on my day off sometimes, like I want to do everything from scratch, like I'll make the dinner and I want everything from scratch and then I'll bake them something because I want them to have something sweet. So I'm making, like some cookies or something. But I always have in the kitchen I always have a little see-through case ready for pastries Because de repente, I'll make cookies, I'll make a cake, I'll make a pie and I'll put it right there for display. So when he comes home he sees it.
Speaker 2:He already knows. Yeah, he's like I'm eating good.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I'm definitely that household that has baked goods all the time. What's?
Speaker 2:up, I need to be your neighbor. I'll be like she's cooking cake.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah. Talking about neighbors, I just spoke to my neighbors today. That's what's up. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:You guys got along.
Speaker 1:Yeah, they're an older Mexican couple. Okay, perfect, they normally talk to Jonathan. This was the first time I actually got to speak to them, which was fine. I mean like I'm not tripping. They're pretty cool though, like they're very respectful. I don't mind them, I don't, they don't bother me, they're never like on the way. They always wave and like nod their head and shit. So it's pretty cool. I can't complain about my neighbors. The. The house across the street has this beautiful, beautiful, beautiful white dog and I love him and I know for a fact that he loves me because every time he sees me, he runs to me, he waits for me to pet him and I'm like, oh, my god I love you so much.
Speaker 2:Is it like? Let me do my daily rubs?
Speaker 1:yes, and I, I love it. He's such a big ass dog that I promise you, if people that are scared of his breed, they will see him and run Really and yeah, like, cause he runs and he looks scary. But what kind of dog is it? It has to be some type of pig, okay. He's really tall though, oh, okay.
Speaker 2:Like.
Speaker 1:I feel, okay, he's really tall, though. Oh yeah, like, I feel like if he were to stand in two feet, we're almost gonna be like face to face. Oh shit, yeah, he's really tall and he's really like muscular and you're tall I am tall. Yeah, yeah, and he's such a big ass baby, though that's the thing. Like he doesn't bark at me, he's not aggressive he's the big dog he just comes up and he literally like, like he just rubs his body all over me, waiting for me to pet him.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I love it I love it, but how about you? How about, how's it going with your pets?
Speaker 2:Oh, with my baby cats. I love them. They're so cute. They just they don't do anything. Honestly, they're like no traviesos, I just give them a bath. Honestly, I love them so much I want to get them the like all the catnip or anything like that they want, because they let me give them a bath and, like I end up without scratches.
Speaker 2:no, nothing oh yes, they're gentle so I'm like in there just give them their bath and they, like only one tries to like wiggle out and I like kiss, kiss his forehead, and I'm like stop, or we're going to be in here for a long time and then he'll stop, and I was like I love it.
Speaker 1:Oh, that's so nice. Well, we recently just got a new pet. His name is Slider and he's so cute. He's the cutest doggy ever we got a dog. He's so cute, he's so cute, he's adorable. He snuggles, he sleeps with us. He's a baby. He's yes, he's officially four months. And what's? Today, the 23rd?
Speaker 2:or the 24th.
Speaker 1:It's the 24th, he's four months and two days. Bitch guess when he was born On my sister-in-law's birthday. Him and K-Lance share the same fucking birthdays. Aw, that's so cute May 22nd, I know. So, he's four months and two days, my little baby, but yeah, he's the cutest. I haven't bathed him yet. I don't have anything to bathe him with, but he came in clean Like. I got him from a mutual friend. We got him some of his shots already. He's microchipped already.
Speaker 2:So pretty. Um, we got him some of his shots already. He's microchipped already, so pretty excited. I just know that for fleas it's done, so we'll go ahead and drown them out so, um, yes, mother-in-law, has she mentioned that?
Speaker 1:so también um, pero ahorita, it was recommended for him not to be outside for like the first three months or so, so uh from his shot, so technically he he can't be outside for like the first three months or so. So from his shots, so technically he can't go outside until like another Two more months. Two more months yeah, so. October 12th was after October November. Dude that's fucked, so technically he can't be outside until after November 12th.
Speaker 2:Dang.
Speaker 1:That's when his last set of shots will be. That's what they recommend, but, honestly, for me that's when his last set of shots will be. That's what. That's what they recommend, but, honestly, for me that's fine, because he's gonna be an inside dog anyways yeah so once he's all his shots are good, then we'll show him outside, which I'm not really tripping because he's not really gonna be outside yeah, like he'll be outside to like use the restroom and like sunbathe and shit like that, but like I am going to have have a dog to gar outside.
Speaker 1:But Slider's not it, slider's just going to be An inside dog An inside dog yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I would invest in like some fluffy shampoo because it looks like he's going to. He's a fluffy type he is he is.
Speaker 1:I want to go ahead and shave him all off, though. Yeah, I want him, I want, I want to start him like pretty much from the bottom. Yeah, get him, because he came already a little bit natted, mm-hmm. So I was like, okay, I tried to get some naps and the thing that I love about him is I tried grooming him and he accepts all of it. Aw, like he accepts me touching his paws, like gripping his nails.
Speaker 2:That is so cute.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I've had to cut like hair around his face and he sits there Like he just generally cuts his hair Like I actually like that he is welcome with me touching, like even his genitals, like I try to shave or cut his genital hairs and everything. And he's like okay with it. Like I love that he's very open.
Speaker 2:Very accepting.
Speaker 1:So I appreciate that who I got him from yeah, I got him comfortable with that, but I do want to get him professionally groomed. I want to find a groomer for him so, like whenever I can't, I need him extra clean for a certain reason, or I just don't have the time to bathe him, or whatever. I can just take him to someone and they know exactly what I want.
Speaker 2:Kind of like my nail lady.
Speaker 1:She knows exactly what I like Like my hair lady, she knows exactly how much to cut, what color I want to dye my hair. Like I want the same thing for him, like, okay, let me call your so and so, let me call your groomer. Hey, I'm a neat and you can use a slider and type of shit. That's how I want to keep it. That's how I want to have it. Yeah, muffelgar already got insurance.
Speaker 2:Really, yes, you got him pet insurance.
Speaker 1:Yes, he got insurance before we even got him that is so cute. No, the day we got him, yeah, the moment we forgot his name.
Speaker 2:You guys got him insurance.
Speaker 1:Yeah, we got him pet insurance.
Speaker 2:Oh, that is so cute. What does that even cover?
Speaker 1:Oh, that was Slider.
Speaker 2:He said don't talk about me.
Speaker 1:Right. Oh, he's behind me, he's always somewhere around me. That's what I love. It covers. I read it but I don't know. Yeah, I know that it covers, because there's different plans, like there's different things, and I know ours covers like, if I'm not mistaken, it covers like surgeries, certain checkups, certain things that they provide from the doctor, like, if I'm not mistaken, like the regular routine shots and shit like that.
Speaker 2:Like oh, okay, yeah it's like different plans.
Speaker 1:It's kind of like your health insurance on your job. If they offer it like there's basic plans and then there's add-ons, there's things that you can do as add-ons. Um, like one of the things that hopefully we didn't add it, but we didn't think we didn't talk about it for the future, hopefully when he passes it's a natural old cause. He's just a super old dog. So they offer for stuff like that. They offer to pay for the cremation or the burial of everything that is so cute.
Speaker 1:So I wish we would have known that, for a lot of of different reasons but, I'm glad that we know it now. So if you didn't know, now you know yeah, and we actually took him to get his shots to the same place that I recommended you for your cats to get them neutered, yeah, and I. It was 60 dollars, bitch, and that included the microchip, that's so nice.
Speaker 2:Yeah, no for my cats. Uh, I don't know where mary ended up going to go ahead and get his shots because they needed rabies shots for something. Yeah, um and uh, I think he ended up paying like 180 bitch, you need to go where I told you you need. No, I told him and he, like he, ended up going with his mom somewhere else. Oh, I was like alright, no, they tripping. No, but I did make him an appointment to go ahead and get them spayed and neutered.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, because that's what I'm going to do with. What's his face With Slider? But they said for us to wait for all his shots and whatnot. I'm just doing whatever is recommended. I'm not asking for anybody's opinion. Thank, you very much. Once I ask for your opinion, then it will be welcome and then I'm just going to do what's best, what Jonathan and I decide based on what his doctors are recommending. Yeah Type of shit. So yep, yep yep.
Speaker 1:So we got a new house and we got a new baby, yes, so it's exciting. I love my life.
Speaker 2:Yes, it's a family coming into its own home.
Speaker 1:Yes, yes, that's what I was going to say. It was just like it's just crazy. I haven't done therapy, I'm not going to be able to do therapy because my therapist is going through some stuff. Oh well, she's not going through some stuff, she just has to deal with some stuff. Oh well, she's not going through some stuff, she just has to deal with some stuff, yeah. And so she's just going to be out of service. And you know what I feel, okay, yeah, naturally, this time of year it's really rough on me. My birthday's coming up October 3rd. Make sure to tell me happy birthday, you bitches. Not right, exactly. And um, I feel this time, this time around, I have a really hard time. You know.
Speaker 1:I don't want to get too deep into the conversation of why, just not right now yeah but um, right now I feel really good, I feel okay, I feel like you're in a good like this year is going to be different.
Speaker 2:That's good yeah.
Speaker 1:So I feel really excited.
Speaker 2:And plus, you've done a lot of progress, a lot of growth, so it's like expected for you to go ahead and evolve and feel better about certain things in certain situations.
Speaker 1:For sure, for sure, that's what's up.
Speaker 2:I'm happy for you. Thanks, all sure For sure. That's what's up. I'm happy for you.
Speaker 1:Thanks, All right. Well, let's hop on today's episode oh yeah. Today we decided. Today's episode is being sponsored by. I don't know if you've heard of that hey. Hey, come at us with the sponsorships.
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Speaker 1:Hell yeah, my little ice, anyways. So I was thinking it's been a minute and I feel like we should play a game with our people. Ooh, okay.
Speaker 2:Ooh spice.
Speaker 1:But if you have kids, if you are under 18, I'm gonna need you to lower it down, because my voice is very loud and you won't get caught up with your parents.
Speaker 2:Okay, not exactly the fucking abuela coming from the background, be like let me put you on well I don't know.
Speaker 1:We're about to teach you some new stuff you didn't even know about yeah, so we're gonna play this little game that I got in an adult store. No, no, no, no and um, it's called truth or dare, but we, we're not going to do the dare, you nasty fuckers, we're just going to do the truth. We ain't got no visuals for y'all. Yeah, yeah, calm it down. Only fans coming soon. I mean nah.
Speaker 2:For real.
Speaker 1:I'm like, but if you go ahead and pay us, Fuck him and Lady, let me go ahead and see what one of these dare say None of you are trying to pimp us out bitch, hey, money comes where it comes Right. She said money talks, bullshit walks. Hey, oh, no wait, I think I said that wrong. I think it's bullshit walks. Bullshit talks, money walks, you walking on money.
Speaker 2:I don't know. I think you said it right the first time. I think so too.
Speaker 1:It? I think so too. It sounded good. Yeah, it did I'll bleep the rest out. Anyways, awkward Anywho.
Speaker 2:Okay, so we're going to go ahead and start.
Speaker 1:You want the truth or the dare, I don't know. Preguntame First question. So do you want to we both answer? Or, nomas, do Like I ask you the question and you answer, or then you answer and then I answer I feel like I answer and then you answer, so we both answer yeah. Okay, bye, bye, bye, bye. Luego ustedes answer.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and then let us know, yeah, yeah, you dirty bitches For real. We'll give you a dare at the end. Okay, for real.
Speaker 1:Okay, true. Where do you feel most sexy On the dance floor?
Speaker 2:Or getting cozy in the dark. Hmm, I feel like Well mine's in the kitchen, I don't know. But I mean, I guess, it will be Like the dance floor, I guess. Like out, because you're like doing things.
Speaker 1:Well, no, I mean, if you're the first place that you thought was your kitchen, I mean it would be cozy at home. Yeah, like, yeah, I feel like that's okay.
Speaker 2:Okay, cozy and dark, you too Same. Same at home, or Not technically same?
Speaker 1:at home or not. Not technically like at home, but cozy and dark in general, I think it'll be like it'll be better. Yeah, yeah, cause, like on the dance floor, like I'll, I'll get hot you know what I mean but that's like I'm not gonna do anything. I wanna do stuff with you, so I'd rather be somewhere where it's just dark.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, that's true. Yeah, because if you go to O1, them bitches get nasty in there.
Speaker 1:No bitch, I don't, I don't go to O1. Oh.
Speaker 2:Well, bitches, be in there getting nasty.
Speaker 1:I know, I know people who go there and them bitches are nasty, you know you know, let me add these bitches, not instagram, not me being messy it's okay. It's okay, they messy first no, that part, oh girl, that part, let me just not even say anything. She was like and she's me for real. But let me not, let me, let me just save that for later. Go ahead and pick up your.
Speaker 2:That's for a different part. Yeah, yeah, okay. Would you rather cuddle post-sex or jump into a hot shower together? So, like after sex? You're cuddling or are you getting in the shower?
Speaker 1:I like to cuddle.
Speaker 2:Cuddle, mm-hmm, we usually start it in the shower. Huh, I said we usually start it in the shower huh, I said we usually start in the shower.
Speaker 1:Yeah, well, no, no, not always. Like we don't always start in the shower. It's more like after the shower or before the shower, like we have sex. Well, in quote, we're gonna shower and then we hop in the shower together like wash off and clean, or like we get in the shower and then we'll fuck after the shower no, that's, but that's what it's asking.
Speaker 2:Like, are you gonna jump into? Oh, that's because you already had the intention of showering.
Speaker 1:Yeah, okay, but normally, but normally like if we're just having sex, we normally just I would like to cuddle afterwards and then we can shower. Yeah, I'm gonna say no to the shower afterwards, but I like to cuddle first and then we can shower.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I'm not saying no to the shower afterwards but I like to cuddle first and then shower, that's good, it's romantic, mm-hmm, I think me too.
Speaker 1:Because it's like sometimes I'm not done after that first round, Mm-hmm. So it's like you do that first round and then you like cuddle a little bit and it's like you're resting and catching your breath. It gives me enough time to get you going again Around two, you know what I'm saying, yeah. So I like to cuddle, for sure.
Speaker 2:Yes.
Speaker 1:Yeah, okay.
Speaker 2:Mi turno A ver a ver.
Speaker 1:Oh interesting. Have you ever gone streaking?
Speaker 2:Streaking Like out naked.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I've done it in a pool, isn't that skinny dipping? Oh, but I ran outside Like.
Speaker 2:I ran from the house naked and I went outside.
Speaker 1:Okay, well, I mean, it doesn't matter, because you beat me on both. I haven't done neither.
Speaker 2:Oh really.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:You're going to be doing the nasty outside.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I do the nasty outside, but I don't run naked outside.
Speaker 2:Okay so.
Speaker 1:I guess what I'm thinking here is have you ever gone streaking? It's like ten cueras and then you run outside Like that's what I'm picturing.
Speaker 2:Oh, and then I guess not.
Speaker 1:Because mine was just like from the house, like running into into jumping into the pool. See for me for me that's skinny dipping, because that's normally what that is. You jump in there naked yeah yeah. So for me, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know I'm right, but that's how I'm thinking of it. Okay, like, have you ever gone streaking? Yeah, like you get naked and you run down the street or something. Yeah me, neither that, neither that's crazy, that's some white people shit.
Speaker 2:No, I'm joking. Okay, have you ever fantasized about having sex with a teacher? If so, which one?
Speaker 1:With a teacher I did in sixth grade. I forgot what her name was, but she was my. I think she was my math teacher.
Speaker 2:Who.
Speaker 1:Yeah, she was young, she had a nice body, nice ass.
Speaker 2:Nice, I'm trying to think about all my teachers. I'm like, um, I don't think so. They're all kind of old. I'm dead as hell.
Speaker 1:I was into old men back then. Yeah, this was interesting. What food or smell really puts you in the mood?
Speaker 2:what food or smell. I want to say that like ax smell, like that body wash.
Speaker 1:OK, ok, I can get with that. I don't really have a food that puts me in the mood, yeah, but smell wise. I like manly smells like. I like Jonathan's cologne, like sometimes, whenever he hugs me and I smell his cologne, it's like fuck me right now.
Speaker 2:She's like I'm already dropping my panties.
Speaker 1:Yeah, like they're gone Dissolved, Like where did they even go? It don't matter.
Speaker 2:It's like I was naked when you walked in. Yeah dead ass. The first For real. I was like close.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I don't know what happened.
Speaker 2:I was like whoa, I guess you just have to fuck me, I guess. Dude bro, I'll hear it. If you do it, do me like that I know, like some people you smell that you just gotta double like damn like hold on.
Speaker 1:What is that? Come here?
Speaker 2:where'd you get that? Yeah, it's like an apple bottle. You walk away. Some people really do be like that. You double take on some people like hold on that smell on my man.
Speaker 1:Fuck yeah, what is? How much is that by room? Right now? I'm like give me three I just need three.
Speaker 2:just go spray him real quick. Oh, I'm like we going on a date after today, hell yeah.
Speaker 1:Smell good for your partner. People, exactly, smell good for the lady. Smell good for your man, yes let them know what you like. Hell, yeah, let them know what you like, so you can pop this pussy open for them.
Speaker 2:For real Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, and pop this pussy open for them.
Speaker 1:For real, anyways.
Speaker 2:Anyways, let's see my turn, my turn.
Speaker 1:I don't know why. I thought you were going to say that.
Speaker 2:My turn.
Speaker 1:I know you said my turn, but it sounded like you said my turn and I was like my turn, my turn, bitch.
Speaker 2:Yo con hambre A ver ¿qué dice la carta.
Speaker 1:Okay, okay, okay.
Speaker 2:During sex? Is it harder if I scream your name or tell you I love what you're doing to me?
Speaker 1:Which one's harder? Yeah, if I were to hear you say my name.
Speaker 2:Yeah, like, or what was the other one? Well, I just kind of read it how it is.
Speaker 1:No, yeah, no, I get you, no, I get you.
Speaker 2:Okay. So during sex, do you find it harder whenever you're screaming your partner's name or whenever you're telling them like, oh, I love when you're doing that.
Speaker 1:The second one. The second one, mm. I like being asked do you like this, does it feel good? Or stuff like that. That's what I'm like.
Speaker 2:Okay, yeah, what about you? I feel like I would like it better if you're saying my name. I'm like we don't really say much. Okay, no-transcript.
Speaker 1:Interesting. I like saying names. I like to hear moans.
Speaker 2:Yeah, like following that.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:But like that's what I'm saying. I'm like if you're saying my name and moaning Okay.
Speaker 1:You got me, yeah, I got you. I got you. Okay, next card. Will you rather have sex in a car or in the bathroom of a bar?
Speaker 2:Oh, fuck me in a car, bro. Yeah, the fuck you doing me in a bar.
Speaker 1:Look at here, look at here, look, look. I'd rather do you in a car so much more than in a bar that if you're a shorty, it's okay, you can just do you in the car so much more than in a bar that if you're a shorty, it's OK, you can just do me outside the car. Like half of my body will be in and we can just have my ass sticking out.
Speaker 2:For real or something.
Speaker 1:Bro, I will fuck you in a car at a church.
Speaker 2:Don't do me like this. Do not fuck me in a fucking bathroom at a bar. Oh hell, no, that's so nasty Like no. Respetame.
Speaker 1:Tampoco, tampoco tampoco.
Speaker 2:A little bit. It don't matter if you just met me.
Speaker 1:I'll let you probably lick me, bite me, probably play with my titty in a bathroom bar, but that's pretty much it.
Speaker 2:Bro, you better not take me inside. No bathroom at the bar.
Speaker 1:To fuck me.
Speaker 2:No, exactly, you start leading me towards the bathroom. I'm like, oh hell, no.
Speaker 1:I'm letting go right there, I'm walking out.
Speaker 2:Fuck no dude, you got me fucked up, and plus there is so much more you can do in a car, fuck that, oh yeah.
Speaker 1:And so much cleaner.
Speaker 2:Yes, like so much cleaner? Yes, and you have more AC.
Speaker 1:That part alcohol with the outfits, with the hair I'm pretty sure us bitches gonna have our hair down. We will appreciate you more bending us over in front of an AC van or car exactly on top of the toilet seat.
Speaker 2:Thank you very much and then everything's gonna be musty fuck that and now, man, how many people are gonna be banging or coming?
Speaker 1:Thank you very much. And then everything's going to be musty. Fuck that. And how many people are going to be banging or coming into the stock? And majority of the restrooms are like two, three stalls in there. So in reality, we're not going to be able to fuck.
Speaker 2:Let's be realistic, exactly. Yeah, I'm going to enjoy myself.
Speaker 1:You know, like I'm down for a quick fuck, but bitch, I'm an adult, let's do this as an adult, I'm in a car? No, exactly show me class and make sure you always got protection, you nasty fuckers for real. Anyways, wait, is it my turn or your turn?
Speaker 2:I think it was my turn okay go ahead.
Speaker 1:Let's put this bitch back in here somewhere. I'm over here skipping turns.
Speaker 2:You're taking too long, melanie.
Speaker 1:I'm dyslexic, let me be One of the two is not last.
Speaker 2:What the fuck I'm like? Let me just, I got two Hell nah, that was her ass clap. If y'all didn't know that Exactly, that was crisp. I got maldotas over here. Let me be, let me dream. Let me dream. Nah, but have you ever been harassed at work? Give me them details. Yes, ooh, spill the tea already. I want to know who turned you around, who bent you over that desk? Let me find out.
Speaker 1:Nobody yet.
Speaker 2:You making a pit stop at your insurance for a quickie, jonathan, lisa, let me just go visit her, bring her lunch this sausage. No, love it, it's a delivery For one. Hell, no, no love it, it's a delivery for one hell no bitch, but are you going to the bathroom or to the car?
Speaker 1:you know what? Our office is pretty big, we can do it anywhere you like, actually per the per close for a minute you're right, our doors automatically lock. Actually, oh burn, yeah, definitely, we can definitely take our time.
Speaker 2:For real. They're over there banging and being like Un momento, por favor, señora. I'm on a very busy call and I hear.
Speaker 1:Fucking little lady bitch. Exactly, that's exactly what happens, not as it should. You're not even disappointed. No, I um, I'm not. I thought of courses that have you gotten aroused while at work, at work well, yeah, out while you're at work, so like getting horny right, yeah, while you're working have you ever been aroused at work?
Speaker 1:Aroused aroused, aroused, that's like horny, right, yeah, is that what that means? Okay, cool, well, yeah, sexy, oh, per Mm-hmm. Sometimes I get woken up to morning sex and it's like I'll think about it while I work and it's like damn, I'm going to eat that shit again when I get home.
Speaker 2:Okay, but let's change it up.
Speaker 1:While you're at work. Okay, yes.
Speaker 2:Like something there. Has it ever harassed you?
Speaker 1:So outside of my mind. Yeah, outside of your mind, outside of my mind, outside of sex scene yeah, outside of sex mind, outside of my mind, outside of sexting yeah, outside of sexting. So like just general word, no.
Speaker 2:No.
Speaker 1:I like to keep. No, I found I have. I've had flirted with people. I flirted with people. I've like, yeah, money ised with people. I've like, yeah, he, he, he, he.
Speaker 2:But like none of them. Money is money, guys.
Speaker 1:Yeah but like none of them give me horny, like none of them's like, oh yeah, fuck him. Actually, actually, no, okay, now that I'm really thinking about it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, she's like hold on, let me retract.
Speaker 1:There have been certain customers that I see the card said give me the details they're just super nice and they're nice to look at and it's like damn, I will sit on their face right now, you'd be like bend me over some of them, some of them strictly writing their face. Some of them, some of them strictly writing their face.
Speaker 1:Some of them is like okay, I want to see if you can bend me over. That be shit for sure. But mainly, mainly, mainly, it's oral Something about their face, whether it's like a nice smile or just their hair is nice and clean and just retouched, whether it's the hair dye, the hairdo, the fresh haircut. Yeah, cleanness. Sometimes you have a really nice smile, that's what's up. Yeah, sometimes it's like, yeah, that's it on your face.
Speaker 2:I'm like I'll fuck you.
Speaker 1:I'll let you fuck me. I'll let you do what you do yeah, curiosity, curiosity kills a cat, curiosity would definitely kill me for sure what about you, though?
Speaker 2:for me it's easy. Yeah, you know, ray works there kind of easy, like okay, for sure. What about you though? For me it's easy yeah, because you know Ray works here Kind of easy.
Speaker 1:Okay, well, let me switch it up, okay. Before Ray Diego, like I've had my flirtatious moments here and there, she's like cut the mic. Let's get this question. If your name is ray, I'm gonna need to stop listening.
Speaker 2:no cut to the 23 mark, right? No, um, not really. I mean like there's cute guys there like for sure that you'd be like maybe it was never.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I'll fuck him.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it was never to where they're like bro, in that trailer you got it yeah, damn, I guess it's just me.
Speaker 1:I'm just a whore, yeah.
Speaker 2:I'm like I have accepted my fate nah, I'm making producers hear have accepted my fate. Nah, I'm making it pretty serious here.
Speaker 1:My man is not here. He knows that he married a whore Nah he don't know that part yet. He loves it here. Nah, Okay, okay. Okay. Which is your favorite kind of sex Soft and sweet or aggressive and feisty?
Speaker 2:Mmm See, soft and sweet will get me there so fast and so hot, but you better go hard and feisty, like I want that feisty stuff.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, honestly, it's kind of hard for me to pick. Yeah, it really depends on my mood, like realistically. Before, Jonathan, it was just aggressive and feisty Like I just wanted to. I just wanted you to fuck me Like just literally fuck. Like just don't worry about me, just fuck me, type of shit. But, like meetingathan and actually like experiencing love. Sometimes I want him to just like love me and touch me and be soft and caress my skin and I just want to like touch and you know just yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:So it's kind of hard, I like I feel like my favorite. I feel like my favorite one will be soft and sweet now.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:For sure, because it's like when I want to be fucked like a slut, I let it be known.
Speaker 2:That part. Yeah, see, I'm into that gentle one.
Speaker 1:I was like, yeah, I guess we're born in the same boat. Yeah, nice, cool, cool, cool, cool. Oh yeah. They don't know which one y'all are, you nasty bitches.
Speaker 2:Exactly. That's a good one. We're going to put a poll. We're going to find out.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, we should do that.
Speaker 2:Okay, so next one is where is your most ticklish spot?
Speaker 1:Oh, Lord bitch my whole body.
Speaker 2:Is it really?
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's like I'm ticklish everywhere by any touch. Ooh, just thinking about it, I got goosebumps.
Speaker 2:Bruh.
Speaker 1:Like I just yeah.
Speaker 2:But is it anybody? Or yeah, really.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I'm just ticklish Like you can, just like you know how sometimes you're crossing and sometimes you're really close to somebody. You kind you're crossing and sometimes you're really close to somebody and you kind of just at least for me personally, I don't have it like I'll pull my hand and be like oh, excuse me, and like I'll grab like your side or your arms or something and just kind of like move yeah, you move like.
Speaker 1:I always say if you touch me like that, I'll get ticklish like yeah, like it doesn't have to be a sexual thing, it could be an accident.
Speaker 2:Like I'll tickle myself bitch Bruh. Yeah, so it's like yeah, you're like, why am I laughing?
Speaker 1:Yeah, like I hate it. I hate being tickled, though that's one thing to be. That's instantly a turn off, like that instantly pisses me off, like I don't, like I don't give a fuck. How many times do you apologize? Shut the fuck up. Yeah, I'm extremely pissed. Yeah, yeah, I just can't do it. I don't. I, I don't know why I get so mad, but I don't like the feeling of being ticklish, like I know that I'm laughing, but it's you're such in a vulnerable spot when you're being tickled because you're like uncontrolled.
Speaker 2:Like you, you don't have control of your own body.
Speaker 1:I just don't like it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I don't like that feeling I'm only ticklish, like on my sides, like my ribs or my feet. But the funny thing, is with my feet. The only one that can tickle me there is my mom. Interesting, yeah, because like Ray has tried it before and like my sister too, like trying to prank me and stuff, but like it doesn't work, but like my mom does it, dude, I'm fucking laughing. I'm like bro, get off me.
Speaker 1:Interesting.
Speaker 2:I wonder what that means I don't know, but like, if you get my sides, yeah.
Speaker 1:Interesting. I'm gonna have to look that up. What does it mean when the thing is, when only one person can tickle?
Speaker 2:me yeah, that's why I asked you. I'm like, is it everybody?
Speaker 1:Yeah, no yeah, but I'm like super ticklish. Like I am not ticklish on my feet if I see you looking at my feet, but if you go and touch my feet and I'm not noticing it, then it'll.
Speaker 2:It'll trigger it.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it'll trigger me. Yeah, I'll be like ah yeah, Is it my turn to read? Yeah, Okay cool. It says have you ever caught anyone else getting busy? Did you stay and watch?
Speaker 2:What is busy?
Speaker 1:Have you ever caught anybody having sex or anything sexual Like giving head, getting or receiving head or actually fucking?
Speaker 2:No, no, just kidding. I think I saw my parents once, but I ran away Because I was six and I was like what the fuck? Let me just go back to my bed.
Speaker 1:I have seen someone have sex.
Speaker 2:yes, you walked in on them, or what?
Speaker 1:I was asleep and I woke up to them having sex. So I just kind of like made it seem that I was waking up. So then they stopped. So then I just turned around.
Speaker 2:It was like wide-eyed.
Speaker 1:And I just kind of went back to sleep because they left the room.
Speaker 2:Yeah, oh, so they were just chilling in the same bed. We weren't in the same bed.
Speaker 1:We were in the same bed. We weren't in the same bed. Uh-huh, we were in the same room, mm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm. I was like how, I'm like what can I say tonight because I'm not exposed too much? Ay, because I don't want people talking. But yeah, anyways, next question All right, let me do this anyways.
Speaker 2:would you rather receive a dirty text, message, email or email? Bitch, shut the fuck up. Would you rather receive a dirty text or a dirty voicemail? Yes, I'm like. Yes, give me both yeah, bitch, I will.
Speaker 1:I will enjoy an email, like if you were to email me like on some sexy shit. I will be like, yes, sir, sincerely you're slut she said sincerely I'ma sign it out like my tattoo. Yours truly, you're slut. No, yeah, sincerely, I'm signing out like my tattoo. Yours truly, your slut. No, yeah, I will probably like a voice message. Slash voicemail, yes, because then I can put it up to my ear. And then be like you're whispering into my ear, so that would definitely get me going and steaming yeah.
Speaker 2:Dude, I freak out Like. I get like To receive them or to send them To receive them. Like I don't know how to act.
Speaker 1:Like.
Speaker 2:I don't know, I'm just like, oh my god, like I don't. What do you do on the porn site?
Speaker 1:I don't know like I'm just like, oh my god, like I don't like that. What do you do on the porn site? I?
Speaker 2:was like, if you want to put back, like it's gonna take me a minute because I'm gonna be laughing, but like I don't think it's funny, like I think it's hot and it's cute, but like you're making me blush too much, like I can't control myself.
Speaker 1:No, I get it. I get it. In the beginning, when I first started like 16, like was, I would get like that. I would be like, oh my God, what do I say? What do I say? What do I do? What do I do? I started Googling like what do you say when somebody says this, how do you sext? Yeah, I mean at least me growing up, whenever I was younger, I did look it up, try to figure out, because I didn't understand All I knew of sex was pretty much what I saw on the internet and like porn videos and magazines and shit like that. So it's like I didn't really know how to sex. But then eventually I got the groove on and I just said things that I would just imagine that will feel good with who I was texting.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you know what I mean. So it's like, at this very moment, what would I want them to do? I'm like, okay, I'm in the kitchen and I want you to. You came home and as you came home, you like bend me over and you know, just like's, that's how I just kind of you're giving a visual yeah, so it's like.
Speaker 1:So it's kind of like. Sometimes you can paint a picture that's very realistic and then you come home and that shit actually happens. That's what's up. Yeah, so it's just like it's. I get the whole nerve, nerve wracking thing, because that was definitely me. I wouldn't know what to say. I will get stuck, I will be like oh yeah, that sounds good and it's just like I don't know what else to say but it would sound good yeah, yeah, or lol, yo bitch, drop the lol, just fucking send it.
Speaker 2:No, but like I just get like uh, not even like stuttered on my words, on like what to say, because, like that's true, like just paint like a visual, uh description, it's like a really good way but, it's more of like I'll blush too much, that I'm like I can't contain myself.
Speaker 1:I'm like yeah, no, I get it. I get it Cause I, I can, I can talk dirty moral or text than.
Speaker 2:I can in person, yeah.
Speaker 1:In person. I get very. I can't.
Speaker 2:I wouldn't even be able to send like a voice memo, like if I hear one I'm freaking out.
Speaker 1:Oh, no, I can do a voice message, I can't receive one. Yeah, okay, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2:I'm like I'm blushing way too much on my breath this today. I'm like if I see you, I'm going to get red. Like get out of here. You see the red dot on your mic. Yeah, that that's my face the entire day. When you look at me, I'm like why would you say that? I'm like I hear red ass. Are you going to hear back? It's like what the fuck Like? Shut the fuck up Hell no.
Speaker 2:my lady said Friends on the Hell, no my lady said Friend zone, no, no, te creas mi amor. I love you.
Speaker 1:He sent me one.
Speaker 2:A ver que pasa.
Speaker 1:Right, right, right, no. Yeah, no, I get it though. I get it, though it is like Nerve wracking, it is, but it's not like In a bad way. It's just like it's a lot. It's like oh my god, what do I?
Speaker 2:do? What do I do?
Speaker 1:what I do now, like you see you're like, you're like jumping in your in your spine a lot of bitch.
Speaker 2:You can't hear this. Yeah, like you want to listen, but you can't yeah, no, I get it.
Speaker 1:I get it. I definitely did have that. Like I said, I definitely have that, but I realized that that's something that I actually like doing so I figured out how to talk it the way that I like to talk, so it's pretty cool. But I guess that's what I'm saying, Like if you want to make it a thing or not make it a thing, but if you want to try it out, I would just try to work through it and I just start by texting, like you know, and see how that makes you feel.
Speaker 2:It's not for everybody, though.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you know what I mean, so it's not a big deal, but me personally voice message yeah, mm-hmm, perfect, mm-hmm. Is it my time to read? Yes, okay, I'm going to read one of these Whoa Okay, oh dead.
Speaker 2:You have to guess the color of my underwear, mm Pasty, pink oh period. You have to guess the color of my underwear, mmm Pasty, pink oh period. Is it pink? No, oh red.
Speaker 1:Bread.
Speaker 2:No, red. Oh, it's because you said period, so I'm like red.
Speaker 1:Oh, no, no, no, and I was just thinking no, oh, my bad.
Speaker 2:I was like red Are you trying to give me a hint.
Speaker 1:You're going to write what the price is? No, because I was trying to. I was like what, I'm like what am I wearing?
Speaker 2:And then I remember what I was wearing.
Speaker 1:so I was like, ah, period, I get dead. It had nothing to do with what you were saying, bitch. But, no, how many tries should we give you? Let's give you three times. You said what? Peach Pink, no Black.
Speaker 2:No, polka dot.
Speaker 1:No.
Speaker 2:Damn. What color is it?
Speaker 1:Nah, I'm not wearing any.
Speaker 2:Ah cochina, she said we're busy.
Speaker 1:No bitch. There's just certain pants that I don't wear underwear with and these pants that I'm wearing with, I just don't wear them because you can see them. So I said might as well not wear any. Not Chinese.
Speaker 2:And they're bottoms so it's like.
Speaker 1:It's not like a mini dress where you can easily see my hoo-ha.
Speaker 2:Yeah, so it's like covered.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yours. I think you're wearing a baby blue Wrong, a purple, Nope, a green, no. What are you wearing?
Speaker 2:Nada tambien.
Speaker 1:We fucking whores. I'm having your bare ass butt juice on my couch. Hey, I got chores.
Speaker 2:No, I'm just kidding. Si tengo, I'm holy, I just took a shower, por eso me puse. Si no, no tuviera.
Speaker 1:Hell. No, hey, if you didn't know, you should sleep without underwear and bottoms once in a while. You should sleep without them.
Speaker 2:I sleep in a while you should sleep without them.
Speaker 1:I sleep nakey. Well, that's good, but if you're a person that doesn't sleep with your body breathing, you should, once in a while I'm not telling you to do it all the time, but once in a while sleep on underwear. Yeah, it's good for your body actually, yeah let it breathe like for real, just putting it out there. Anyway, it's your turn to read.
Speaker 2:Yes, oh, speaking of that, I have silk sheets, for for that reason I can't do silk really. Yeah, it's like really good for your skin. I know, but I don't know. But if it's making you itchy, then don't.
Speaker 1:It makes like my skin crawl. I can't do it. Ah, were just thinking about it, nope no, I freaking love it.
Speaker 2:I love it on my hair.
Speaker 1:I need to buy pillowcases for it oh yeah, I got some for my knees, my knees, so my knees have some of that. My mother-in-law has told me about the silk sheets and whatnot. Um, for my skin, because I have a lot of bitch. I have so many fucking issues me, so they have a lot of. A handful of people have mentioned silk for my skin problems but, I can't stand it like. I even tried silk underwear and I just, oh, I just can't, I just do the um turkish cotton.
Speaker 2:Have you tried that? No, I don't know what that is it's like a type of fabric, it's uh, it's like um, I know they have like usually blankets for it and it's like really soft, it's like cooling, it's not too rough on your skin. Also it's like really good.
Speaker 1:Nice, nice, okay, cool. Yeah, I'm gonna try it. I'm gonna try it. Yeah, definitely.
Speaker 2:Thanks, you're welcome. But the next one is have you ever had? Well, this one doesn't really apply. Have you ever had the same sex crush?
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:That sounds like mine.
Speaker 1:Okay, we need another one that one's gay Like me.
Speaker 2:Oh, this is a big one which turns you on more. The thought of your partner masturbating while thinking of you, or the thought of your partner abstaining from pleasuring themselves until you get frisky, until I get you frisky with you again. I'm a little confused okay, I got you.
Speaker 1:So it's two options. Yes, which one do you think is hotter? One, knowing that your partner masturbated with the thought of you? Like they were going to start with and they were like thinking of you or two the fact that they are horny, thinking of you, but they're not doing anything until you get home and they get off with you.
Speaker 2:Oh, probably the second one. Okay For me. Oh wait, it says which one turns you on more. Yeah, okay.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:So for me. I think realistically the first one, the thought of them masturbating about you, mm-hmm.
Speaker 1:Because I was like I would like to come home and I would like for you to tell me and as you're telling me, I want you to do it Ooh, that's hot, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, but that's what I like, right? But I also like whenever, if you were to turn me on, like, let's just say we're 16 and I'm about to be like, oh, I'm gonna start playing with myself, and you're like, no, you're gonna wait until I get home, and then you continue to tell me what you're gonna do to me, like that's what I like yeah you know what I'm saying so it's like it's like.
Speaker 1:I like a little bit of both.
Speaker 2:It just depends, right of the Of the situation, of the situation, yeah, and so I'm sticking with my option. The second one yeah, yes, sting yourself Better, not? No, it makes sense, I'll take care of you.
Speaker 1:No, yeah, I mean, that's certain people's things. I can get with that, like I can get with that. I can get with that sometimes, because sometimes certain things are happening and they be like or like, you know, are you going to handle it yourself? And I be like, no, I'm going to wait for you to get home, I'm going to wait until I see you. Yeah, so I can respect that For sure. Truth what's the most sensitive spot of your body?
Speaker 2:Ooh, my nips.
Speaker 1:Your nips. Mm-hmm For me. Anything to your nips.
Speaker 2:Like you licking my nips. Okay, oh, no because, yeah, anything, because I like ice too, like ice too.
Speaker 1:Okay, sensitive spot on my body, sensitive spot in my body, uh, my inner thigh, my upper inner thigh yeah, that's a good one yeah, and it could be in any format, whether you're like touching it or kissing, or biting, or like even ice, I can get done with some ice I like ice play for sure.
Speaker 2:I would say, yeah, I'm like the second one just because like the hand just on top, like when you're driving oh yeah, I like that yeah it does good to me. I'm like, like you got me, it's cute.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it makes me feel something.
Speaker 2:I'm like just me too, Right yeah.
Speaker 1:You want me to open right now.
Speaker 2:No, I'm like, haha, one quick turn. We can park on the side of the highway, right. Bitch, turn your hazards light on real quick.
Speaker 1:Hell, no, but hell yeah, yeah, for real, Okay.
Speaker 2:So Truth. Do you think makeup sex is better than everyday sex?
Speaker 1:Yes, I think makeup sex is better. Yeah, makeup sex, I feel like it's a lot better, especially like it's a lot better, especially if it's like an anger makeup sex, cause it's like I know me personally, like I know that I'm gonna fuck you back, like fuck you, but like in a good way.
Speaker 2:I don't think we have gotten to where we've had makeup sex, because, like, if we actually are upset about something, we'll just like talk it out and like that's it. There's like no, like anger that sits there for like a little bit.
Speaker 1:That you're like okay but I feel like you can still have makeup sex and in situations like that yeah like makeup sex, and I always have to be angry, because makeup sex can be lovable like.
Speaker 1:It can be more like if y'all him, you and him more having like a discussion and then y'all talk about it and realize that like y'all are very happy with each other, it could turn into like a passionate love. Like it's happened where jonathan and I we had like a big discussion and we ended up like sitting next to each other and really talking and then we like hugged each other and then we started kissing and it turned into like a love session. It wasn't really like an angry fuck session yeah, it was a makeup love section session.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it was a makeup love section session, yeah, so you definitely have to be angry, you know, sometimes it can just be like a good conversation and you just realize that you and him are really good partner, like know that y'all good, good partnership, that you're happy that this is your partner, that you're happy that this is somebody that you can like achieve with and look at us talk, look at us grow, and sometimes, for me personally, sometimes that makes me really happy and makes me really love him, so that's something that turns me on.
Speaker 2:Because how much.
Speaker 1:It's like damn, look at us be adults.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I'm maturing about it, Mm-hmm Okay.
Speaker 1:I guess that would be better. Yeah, it's a different point of view. Yeah, I like sex?
Speaker 2:Yeah, for real. I mean like I just like sex.
Speaker 1:I can find a way to fit it in in a certain way.
Speaker 2:But like I like what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, people who get me, people who get me I have too many people about. Yeah, yeah, people who get me. People who get me. I have to make people cheers with this delicious water Sponsored Hell, yeah, so I feel like we should just talk more about sex. Yes, like, I feel like we have different types of point of views.
Speaker 2:And I feel like it's interesting.
Speaker 1:I like learning. Yeah, I would like to see of point of views and I feel like it's interesting. I like learning. Yeah, I would like to see different points of views, yeah.
Speaker 2:Let me see how you see it Right. What angle are you looking from?
Speaker 1:For real, for real. I feel like we should do this once in a while, have like a little sex talk and see what we got going on.
Speaker 2:For real. Yeah, what new things have you tried?
Speaker 1:Yeah, I think it'll be pretty cool. I think it's fun. I definitely have quite a few different games and some of them do have sex related stuff in them.
Speaker 1:I think it'll be pretty cool even to ask some of these questions to some of our guests. Yes, so let them. You know you're so able to let us know if you want to come up, interview with us, talk to us, chill with us, participate with us. We're pretty awesome to have y'all on here. You know you can communicate with us through our socials like Facebook, instagram, that link that Jonathan created. Has everything yes you can chat with us, you can email us. We also actually Officially have a QR code.
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