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S5E14 We Came For Cake, Stayed For Horny Cats

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SPEAKER_01

Hey guys, welcome back. It's your girl Karina and Melanie. And Melanie. What's up, y'all? She's right. She's currently getting attacked by fighter.

SPEAKER_08

She's getting it. I'm mad for you. Look at the plate.

SPEAKER_01

So guys, I did an What was I saying? What did what was that word I was saying? Abomination? I did an abomination. Uh no, I'm just playing. I love that word because uh Lilo. Lilo. Oh. Whenever she's explaining to her dance instructor that her sister wanted him to feed the fish fucking tuna sandwich.

SPEAKER_00

Oh yeah. It should something something abomination. If I gave Punch Tuna, I'd be an abomination.

SPEAKER_01

I don't know. I thought it was so cute. Like Oh, for real.

SPEAKER_09

That's cannibalism. For fucking fishes. She had a point. It's like, how dare you feed a fish tuna?

unknown

They don't even know what the fuck they're eating.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, no, yeah. No, yeah.

SPEAKER_01

But, anyways, um, I created something crazy delicious, okay? I put my whole foot in there.

SPEAKER_08

Oh, it looks so good.

SPEAKER_01

Them prestige. No. No, no, wait, wait, not my whole foot. I put my whole leg in there. Whoa. Up to the knees. Oh, sticky more like middle upper thigh. Oh.

SPEAKER_08

That's a nice, nice line to draw.

Viral Recipes And Flour 101

SPEAKER_01

That's weird. No, but again, serious. So, you know, I was doing my regular, my regular uh nightly uh smoking and scrolling on Facebook and shit one night. And sometimes there's certain recipes, certain videos can be salinary. Yeah, I look at them and I'm like, I'm gonna try this. And I do that a lot. Like a lot of desserts, a lot of um food that I make. I get it from just random videos that I'm watching on TikTok. Um, not on TikTok, on Facebook.

SPEAKER_08

Okay, pause. I have a quick question about that. So, do you just have all of the stuff at your house? Like just disponible for whenever you just want to bake, or do you have to like schedule it and then go buy it?

SPEAKER_01

No, majority of the time I already have everything disponible because I bake a lot. So, like, I currently have a lot of different types of flours. I have regular flour, all-purpose flour, um, bread flour, self-ricing flour. What the hell? Exactly.

SPEAKER_00

Exactly what the book you have is. Depending on what you're first of all, you can't get mad, bitch. I'm not mad, I'm confused. I'm a little scared, actually. Did that have the I can literally pull them out.

SPEAKER_01

I have like three, four different bags of flour in my cabinet right now. Because depending on what you're buying, what you're doing, it's what goes for it. Like when I do the being's I do, I'll do uh um bread dough. When I'm doing um I can't think about something right now. When I'm doing like pizza, like pizza dough, I'll do like the self-ricing flour.

SPEAKER_08

Self-ricing. Oh, okay. Self-rising.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, like it's yeah, it just depends on what you're making.

SPEAKER_08

I thought you said self-rice ricing, and I was like, you have fucking rice and and bread.

SPEAKER_01

Oh no, self-ricing. Yeah, like sevanta sola.

SPEAKER_08

That's why I was so confused. I'm like, what the fuck is that, dude? Yeah, no, it's just wait, so there's different between regular flour and all-purpose flour? I thought that was the same thing. What the fuck? Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_01

Because all-purpose flour, you can do it for pretty much anything. Like you can use it for to make bread, you can use it, like it's you know, but then they also make flour for specific things, like bread. Yeah.

SPEAKER_08

Okay. I didn't know that.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, I've I've learned more in and more that I've been baking, and normally always just then all purpose flour. There's oat, there's oat flour, like from oatmeal. There's um what's another one? I just had it wheat flour. I haven't I haven't worked with wheat flour yet. I haven't done anything. But lately, I've been googling some stuff, or not googling, honestly, TikToking. Yeah. Some recipes to do some treats for slider. And a lot of people are recommending wheat flour or oat flour.

SPEAKER_08

Okay. So it doesn't have uh like a few.

SPEAKER_01

It's supposed to be healthier than regular flour.

SPEAKER_08

Oh, okay.

Pumpkin Tres Leches Breakdown

SPEAKER_01

So I'd rather just do that. But yeah, so I made a pumpkin thresh leches cake. Yes. So it's just like a thres leches cake, but it's pumpkin flavor. I made it for the first time. I was scrolling on Facebook, and the only thing that I needed was the pumpkin puree and more sugar because we were we were running. Well, I would have had enough sugar for the cake. Oh, yeah, for the cake, but that takes from Jonathan's coffee sugar. So I just bought another bag to just restock the sugar. So but technically I didn't even need the sugar, I literally just needed the pumpkin pure because everything else I already had. I already had the flour, I already had other ingredients like the pumpkin sp the pumpkin spice, the pumpkin pie pie spice, which I didn't know there was different flavors of that shit, but I needed both, but I already had both. Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah. Do you have a baked rack with like all of your spices? I have a whole cabinet. What? Okay. You are a baker.

SPEAKER_01

I have a cabinet of my baking stuff, and then I have a cabinet of my cooking seasoning stuff. Like I have it separate. Yeah. Look at you. I have like my I have piping bags. I have um all the tools to like spread the the slayer.

SPEAKER_07

I'm gonna bite you.

SPEAKER_06

Stop.

SPEAKER_08

You're trying to nibble my footsies. Oh my bruh. I don't do such a freak.

SPEAKER_01

I know. You have the foot fetish.

SPEAKER_08

You didn't ask for consent, sir. Oh you would have to do that.

SPEAKER_01

We need to respect the woman.

SPEAKER_08

Yes. If you would have asked, I would have said maybe. No, I can't stand it. The the licking on my feet. But yes, the chiski and the whipped cream.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, yeah, and I made that, which was great. I've I've I've I've done a couple of different recipes, and the one that I've been doing lately, that's like my favorite one, my favorite flavor. Um it's it, I that's sort of my favorite recipe of the whipping cream that I've done that I've liked so far. My next thing that I'm gonna try to do will yeah, it will be the strawberry's because that's that's what Saint has requested. So that's the one you will be trying next.

SPEAKER_08

Say freaking less. I will gladly give my feedback.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08

So what did you like about this one? Like the cinnamon, because it wasn't overpowering and it was like so well blended in. And then the pumpkin, I love pumpkin, it's so good. Yeah, I don't like pumpkin spice. Interesting. Like the pumpkin spice drinks is too much.

SPEAKER_01

Okay.

SPEAKER_08

But pumpkin, pumpkin pie.

SPEAKER_01

The the brown stuff on top was pumpkin spice. Was it? Yeah, the cinnamon there were cinnamon, but the cinnamon was in the actual cake. Okay. The top, the brown stuff on top of the whipping cream was pumpkin spice.

SPEAKER_08

I've been bamboozled and I don't know what about the drinks is that I don't like.

SPEAKER_01

No, the thing is like I feel like I didn't put so much of everything that everything just balanced out and you tasted everything how you were supposed to. You know what I mean? Because sometimes, like, I don't really like cinnamon when I don't when I can't taste cinnamon. You know, like I can taste the hand of it like with other stuff, and I'll be okay. But as long as it's just not the only thing that I taste. Right. And that's one thing that made me really proud of this cake. That I really I feel like I literally tasted everything. Like the cinnamon, the pumpkin, the whipped cream, the thrills.

SPEAKER_08

Like, oh yeah. And I like the amount of moist it was like that. It was perfection. Yeah, I did too. Uh, because it wasn't too wet, but it was like you have some some moisture in your mouth.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, it was so good. Oh Lord, Melania over here getting turned on. Exactly, dude.

SPEAKER_08

It is fucking steamy. She fucking licked the plate. Ah, sacrifices I had to make for slider, okay? That's the justification about this, alright.

SPEAKER_01

The thing is so funny though that slider doesn't eat like people food. Because whenever, like, whenever I do give him like blueberries and stuff, like that is like people food, I don't ever let him see me take it out from like the fridge or like my plate. Like, like I grab his attention when he's not looking, and it's like I don't know where I have a blueberry. Oh, okay. Because I don't want him to expect to eat from our plate, and like no.

SPEAKER_08

That's good parenting. Yeah, no, bro. I'd be eating something and be like, get it? So they're like, yeah, so we're both sharing the same ice cream cone. Yeah, I can see you do that. Yeah, yeah. Okay, Lydia. For real. This is not on the code. No, bitch, disgusting. No, they don't have cooties.

SPEAKER_00

Hey, have you gotten your cat spayed? Yes, they're okay. How did it go? So they're surgery.

SPEAKER_01

Tell me, tell me. Well, it's on Monday. Pasame el bong. Oh, this Monday passat, I weigh. Yes. Like literally, like four days ago? Oh shit.

Slider’s Training And Gear Talk

SPEAKER_08

Yeah, so I didn't go to work that day for lessons because I was tired. But so we went ahead and they had their appointment at nine in the morning. I had to go to Hertz, Ray had to go to like Saginaw because they didn't have the appointment in the same place. And I was like, man, you guys suck.

SPEAKER_01

Interesting.

SPEAKER_08

I wonder why. They said because the they had like in one they did more boys than girls, so they had like special whatever they use. I guess. But so they went ahead and did that, and then whenever they game came home, they were like a little bit loopy. It was so cute. I could be like, oh, holding them, and they were just like mad chilling. But then tragedy hit. Oh no, what happened? Freaking Andres, horny bastard. Oh dude, when I tell you, homeboy, whenever he woke up from the trance he was in, oh, he was looking for anything to go ahead and do his best. And I was like, bruh, you just had surgery. Are you freaking crazy? And then he was looking for MJ. She just also had surgery. So I had to keep him locked up, but you could just hear him meow.

SPEAKER_09

And I was like, they gave him extras. For real, I was like, bro, you were supposed to get rid of his warning that's not freaking provoke it.

SPEAKER_01

Is that really what it does, though?

SPEAKER_08

I'm not really educated to uh so it could just keep some like a little bit more calm, and then because they don't have like as much testosterone, yeah. And then but I guess it tampoco they won't be fighting, right?

SPEAKER_01

But like this does it kill their sex drive?

SPEAKER_08

No. Okay, like they'll still get horny.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, okay, okay, okay.

SPEAKER_08

But it's not like as aggressive.

SPEAKER_01

They like take the testicles off, right? So it's like they don't have any like cum.

SPEAKER_06

Hmm, interesting.

SPEAKER_08

Or I guess I don't know. I don't be watching his whenever he does his business.

SPEAKER_01

Well, no, yeah, no, no, no. I'm just not educated. Like for for now that I'm comparing the human the male race to the male animal race, but like you know how with males, nothing like a little snip on their testicles to cut something, like a little, I guess, a streaming, and that's it. I honestly assume that that was the same thing with the animal male.

SPEAKER_08

I'm pretty sure that they can still they still have cum come out.

SPEAKER_01

It just doesn't have no so lately I've been going through this episode where I'm watching a lot of um animal shows and they like they actually chopped their boss off. Like for the goats, they chopped their boss off. Oh, I've seen that schools that you know what I'm saying, and I just thought everything was the same. Like there I I actually saw one dog, and I don't know if this is actually like that that's natural or not, but I saw this dog and they cut his boss off in a way, but like he still had the sack, which was I thought it was weird. So I don't know what happened there. Like, I don't know if that's natural or not for a m for a dog, like a male dog when they were.

SPEAKER_08

That's how he is too.

SPEAKER_01

He still has like a sack, like where his balls were at, but it's empty.

SPEAKER_08

Uh, I don't know if it's empty. I haven't touched it. I got scared that he was gonna go ahead and like see.

SPEAKER_01

See, that's what I'm saying. I don't know much about it. I'm gonna have to do my returning because I'm very I'm very I'm gonna have to double check because he had huge balls.

SPEAKER_08

That's weird to say, but like it's because he used to like he lays around like this. Oh, sorry.

SPEAKER_01

So he would just lay down like on his back and stretched out, yeah, like fucking Patrick the Star.

SPEAKER_08

Yes, dude.

SPEAKER_01

And he's just like, uh and I'm like, dude, you got balls, big balls, yeah. Like I'm not um if I'm if I'm not mistaken, I believe they just they take they take them out. It looked like they take them out. I don't know, but I want to do more research into it because Slider over here, my friend, he's gonna get neutered.

SPEAKER_09

Slice.

SPEAKER_01

Because I thought about it, like, what if I let him like do one litter with another female dog? But it's like we won't be taking care of the dogs, the puppies. So like that's the thing that's like I wouldn't be wanting to stuck with the puppies, but at the same time, I'm like, I don't feel like that.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah, no, because you're gonna get attached to those those little litters, like that's your grandbaby, Sam. He's a dad, he's gonna have to pay child support.

SPEAKER_01

No, keep it. I honestly would just want one to see if my mother-in-law wanted it. So I would just give her one like for free. But here's your great grandbaby. That's cute. So Andres came back extra horny. How was the girl?

SPEAKER_08

MJ, she was just like she was just more chill. Like she was just laying around. I guess like it it hurt her more because she wasn't like moving, trying to jump or nothing. She kind of just ran from Andres. So like I kept Andres in the cage. I was like, no, bro, you're not about to do that to her. She's like not feeling it, she's running around from you. You can tell she's in pain. So I just kind of kept it on the couch. I put the blanket on her and she sick it low, and I was like, perfect. So I just kind of like laid there with her.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08

And then Andres just freaking meowing everywhere. So then I banished him to the bathroom.

SPEAKER_01

Period.

SPEAKER_08

We don't want to hear that.

SPEAKER_01

Mm-hmm. Cry to your mama.

SPEAKER_00

And your mama's not listening. I'm like, you are his mama. And I do not care.

Pet Introductions And Fur-Baby Life

SPEAKER_01

Hell no. Um well slider has an appointment this Saturday. It'll be his last shot, and he can be outside.

SPEAKER_08

He's gonna see the real world.

SPEAKER_01

Mm-hmm. I'm ready to train him for the leash.

SPEAKER_08

You can practice inside.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, I'm about to. Like I'm I'm about to start doing it inside to kind of just get him used to it. But like I just I was just waiting. So when it was just getting closer to get him to go outside.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah. Are you are you gonna get him a stylish leash?

SPEAKER_03

Well no.

SPEAKER_08

Oh I'm gonna get him some bling or nothing. It says slider.

SPEAKER_05

No.

SPEAKER_08

A leather, leather fucking, what's it called? Almost a rope. That's not rope. Bro, I just been saying it. I'm over here like choker. Hey, that's a topic for another time.

SPEAKER_01

Oh kinky ass bitch.

SPEAKER_08

Chains?

SPEAKER_09

It's so funny. You said necklace?

SPEAKER_00

You pervy lady.

SPEAKER_01

I'm like the leash, ma'am. The leash. No, no, we're not. At least I don't think so. We got him a new collar. We're currently looking for a nameplate, como su little tag. He has his tag for the chip, and he has his tag for his rabies shots, you know, to let people know that he has his rabies shots. But today no tiene un tag con su nombre de él to let people know that that's his name. Um, and then our info. Um we just haven't found the one that we really like. Like we thought about getting the same one that we had for Kate, which was like a little cute name tag that literally said my name, and we put Kate on it. Like, we thought about getting the same one for Slider, but at the same time we want something different.

SPEAKER_10

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. Like we like that for Kate. We're trying to see what we like for him. Like the whole thing was cute, but it's like that was that was cute for Kate. Yeah. So we're trying to figure it out. Um, and his leash, we there we have a retractable retractable one that my mother-in-law gave us.

SPEAKER_08

Oh, that's what's up.

SPEAKER_01

So that's why we're not getting him another leash. Oh. Yeah. I'm gonna try to train him with that green one. Well, the green one here, that's the one that he originally came with was the green one. Okay. So I'm gonna try to get him uh training side with that one. I'm just gonna attach it to him and let him walk around with it. Um, which that's what I've been I've been told that I've been reading that online.

SPEAKER_10

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

To kind of get him, if they're scared of it, to just kind of let them walk around with it. So I was thinking about doing that with the green one because the detractable is gonna be a little different.

SPEAKER_10

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

So I want to get him used to the green one before I get him used to the retractable one.

SPEAKER_08

Okay, yeah. I thought that was on lanyard, the green one?

SPEAKER_06

Mm-hmm. I'm fucking dead. That's a long-ass lanyard base.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah, dude. I just saw it and I'm like, that's a that's a lanyard.

SPEAKER_01

No, that's his that's the leash he came home with.

SPEAKER_08

Nice. That's cute.

SPEAKER_01

So, yeah, I like it. It like fits him, yeah, it really does. I love it. Yeah. And like the thing is, like, I was trying to go for something like that for his collar, but all the collar ones that were like cute and stylish were realistically not safe. Like, I feel like he would have snapped out of it. He they were very thin and fragile, like if you can tell that they might fall apart. Okay. And it's like we just went with this. It looks it's blue, it kind of looks like blue gym material, but it's not blue gym material. It's actually a good, and it's like it's sturdy. Yeah, and the way that it locks, there's no way that he's gonna snap out of it. Yeah. Okay. Well, fuck with it. And it's stretchable, so it can grow with him.

SPEAKER_04

Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_01

When we first got him, he was five pounds. He is currently sitting at 10 pounds.

SPEAKER_08

Getting fat. No, he's just getting big.

SPEAKER_01

He is my baby.

SPEAKER_08

I can't wait.

SPEAKER_01

For his birthday, I'm gonna have a birthday party for him.

SPEAKER_08

Aw, that's cute.

SPEAKER_01

I'm like, what can I say? A Paw Party.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah, that's cute though. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Only only dogs though. You can't bring your cats. I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_08

I'll bring um Benito, my sister's dog. Oh, yeah, you because you met him, the little bola de peluche.

SPEAKER_01

Oh my god, I finally got him introduced to Charlie Warley. He was so nice. He did not try to eat him, he didn't bark at him. Oh, that he just he was just sniffing, sniffing. He was just sniffing him like hard. Like his nose was going to boot it. His nose was going like 20 miles per hour. It was crazy.

SPEAKER_04

Whoa.

SPEAKER_01

And then he was just licking the fuck out of him, give him all these kisses. And the thing is, like, Charlie never showed uh discomfort anything, like a like a yeep or nothing. Like he never tried to walk away from him, he never tried to escape. He literally just sat there and was sniffing slider back. It was the cutest shit ever.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah. You didn't get a video of it?

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, a little one, the one that I put on Snap.

SPEAKER_08

Oh.

Fears About Childbirth

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, just a little one. But I I mean, because they were both on me. Uh-huh. So I didn't really want to move too much and ruin the moment. So it was just more of the I was just enjoying it. Because I thought it was super cute. Yeah. I love it. Look at us and our babies.

SPEAKER_08

For real. We got our fur babies.

SPEAKER_04

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_01

Because having real cuming babies is kind of scary.

SPEAKER_08

It's scary and it's harder. Like way harder and financially more expensive.

SPEAKER_01

Mm-hmm. Like in every aspect. I just think the whole birth experience is very scary. Like the way that your body has to open and it's ah, ooh. Uh-uh. I don't I don't I know that I have a high tolerance of pain. But I don't know if I have that much of a holiday of pain. And even if I do, I don't want to experience that. Yeah.

SPEAKER_08

I do, but later on.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. Like if I can experience if I can experience a pregnancy but not give the birth, then sign me up. I just don't want to see. No, I don't want to do that either. Yeah. No, like I don't want like I no, well, yeah, I know that you have to. But like in in another world, in another dementia where we have babies differently, I don't know where it won't hurt. Then sign me up. But in this lifetime, I'm okay. Yeah.

SPEAKER_08

No, yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Props to the people though. Like, props to the ladies that do it without medication. Like, realistically, if I were to get pregnant, I would like to do it without medication, if I'm being honest. Yeah. But like, I'm like, I'm scared. I'm a chicken out. Yeah.

SPEAKER_08

Once you start feeling the contractions, oh dude, you're you're asking for it.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. And I feel like I'm gonna try so hard to thug it out. Then I'm gonna ask to get the fuck in the patrol when it's too late.

SPEAKER_09

Yeah. And I'm like, fuck, I fucked myself over. Yes. You're gonna be like, are you sure? Are you sure you're gonna do something? I'll hold it in. I'll hold it. I'll I'll hold it, man. I'm like, I can I can sit still, I promise. As you're squirming on the bed, hold on, hold on. Bro, props to the mothers out there because that shit's crazy. And I know it's not that funny, bro. Because now that you're in pain, like um, and I saw my cousin go through it.

SPEAKER_08

Oh my god, it was crazy. I was like peeking and everything. She was like, get away from my coochie.

SPEAKER_09

And I was like, you could see the head, bro. I'm like, tapeluda. I can't tell if it's your coochie or the head.

SPEAKER_08

Uh no, but you could you could see it. Oh yeah, because it's a Zack.

SPEAKER_01

No, yeah. No, yeah, I've seen it. I don't actually I've actually experienced watching somebody give birth. Um, multiple people, actually. Like, yeah. Um, so it's it's it's each time it was like the last disgusting disgusting. You perv watching people's coochies? I was a leg holder, I was kind of like right there.

SPEAKER_08

Oh, you were watching from this angle, yeah. No, dude, I was from this angle.

SPEAKER_02

I'm the perfect girl.

SPEAKER_09

She said, I'm getting a booty hobby you right now. I was like, ew, Karita, you didn't shave, no, nothing.

SPEAKER_01

No, yeah. No, that's crazy. Yeah, like I think the fact that you give birth and there's a chance where you're gonna rip from your vagina hole all the way to your butthole is fucking insane. Like, I don't want to go through that, I don't want to experience the burn and the stinging it that you go through when you go pee. Like, I don't want to go through that. I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_07

Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Like, you know, like like I don't like some people are like, oh, but it's worth it because you get a blessing. I understand it's worth it for you, yeah, but I don't think it's worth it. Yeah. Like, and I don't, and like I love babies, I love kids. I love my nieces and nephews, I love my goddaughter. Like, if if the mother of my goddaughter actually called me this morning and she was like, When are you off? I'm only gonna come get her because she's driving me crazy. I said, I'm off on Wednesday. I can go get her Wednesday. Done.

SPEAKER_10

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Alright, see you Wednesday. Like the same thing. Like the other day, uh, my niece was like, Can you bring me lunch? And her and her brother, one of her brothers go to the same school. So I texted her brother and I was like, hey, do y'all do you also want some food from so and so? And they were like, he so I I wouldn't take them food, you know? Like I will always try to be in kids' life. Like, I'm all I'm always gonna be a person that's gonna watch out for your kid in public, even if I don't know you. Like if I see a random kid in danger, I'm gonna step in. Right. Because kids are blessing precious, they're blessing. They're they're they're they're to be taken care of.

SPEAKER_10

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

But I just don't want to go to the birth. That's it. Like, I don't think it's worth it for me. For what? When my kids are my my my friends are having kids from left to right. That is true. Like, realistically, my sister-in-law might have a kid soon because she's getting of age, she's in a relationship, you know. Like, eventually she's gonna marry somebody, eventually she's gonna have kids. So it's just like I'm always gonna be around the kid regardless. So I think I'm good.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08

Dude, I'm scared.

SPEAKER_06

To what?

SPEAKER_08

To have a kid too.

SPEAKER_06

Why?

SPEAKER_08

Because it's scary.

SPEAKER_01

But what scares you though?

SPEAKER_08

The like not knowing what they need.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, yeah, the because they can't fucking talk. Yeah, like they can tell you.

SPEAKER_08

Like, you know, whenever they're older, like they're gonna be they're gonna be like, fuck you.

SPEAKER_09

And I'm like, but why? I'm like, what did I do?

SPEAKER_00

Why are you mad? I can see that. I can see that. You're calling me. She hurt my feelings. Bitch, you're the I'm on my way.

SPEAKER_09

For real. Like, she told me to go to my room. Hell no. And you're like, bitch, where you at?

SPEAKER_00

In my room.

SPEAKER_01

Who pays goddamn bills, Melanie? You're her. Like, come on now. Oh, yeah. I felt that. Because sometimes I'd be sometimes I'd be having that conversation with my sister. Like, but who's the fucking parent, bitch? Yeah. Slap the fuck out of her. Like, tampoco. Pause. Okay. Let's pause that right there. I'm not saying for you to physically abuse your kids, but I do believe in discipline. Where you pop them in the butt, pop them in the hand. You know what I'm saying? Tampoco, I'm not telling you to close your fist and that fucking 45 45 miles per hour, you punch the hell out of your kid. Tampoco. Okay. Like over up in the car. Yeah. Like I gotta be. My mom used to get me in the shower, after the shower, with whatever she got, goblets, cinturones. One time she chased me down the street with in a with a twig, bitch.

SPEAKER_08

What the hell?

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. So that's abuse. That's what I don't support.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

I don't believe that that's right.

SPEAKER_10

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

But I believe that some kids, certain situations, you can do a timeout. Some kids, certain situations, you can do a talk. But sometimes you gotta grab them real quick, look, get in their level, and really get in their face. Like, hey, no, that's enough.

SPEAKER_08

Dude, my mom disciplined us good. But like Loki abused because she used a fucking wooden spoon or la pincha chancla. But like they use whatever they got.

Discipline: Lines Between Tough And Harmful

SPEAKER_01

But I feel like the wooden the wooden spoon is just very um traditional. It's traditional and it's effective. Yeah. Yeah, that hole will get you straight real quick. One time, one time my sister's mother-in-law, um, I think I think it was my niece. I think it was my niece. She I don't she hit her with a wooden spoon, and my sister got in her ass so fucking quick. Yeah. Because my sister wasn't with that. Yeah. Because we got that. And I can understand that. Like, I wouldn't hit my kids with a wooden spoon. If I were to have kids and my mother-in-law is watching my kids and they told me that their grandma hit him with a wooden spoon, oh, we're gonna have a problem. And if Jonathan doesn't have my back, you can pack your shit and go with your mama because y'all got me fucked up. Like, there's a difference. If I'm giving you the right to discipline my kids because they're stepping out of line and I'm not there, then for you to physically abuse them like that. Like, that's an abuse. That's not a discipline. There's no reason why you need to hit them with something harder than your hand, and they're not a kid, so you're I mean, they're not an adult, so you shouldn't have to swing from the back to the front. It's just a quick tap.

SPEAKER_08

Like, no, no, dude. I'm using a wooden spoon, but I'm not like whipping it like that, like like how you said, you better not like bad key. Yeah, like battery.

SPEAKER_01

This is not the fucking Yankees, okay? For real.

SPEAKER_08

Like, we ain't trying to strike out, bro. No, but like, if I have a wooden spoon, definitely like this level, like, bro, you it's like a ruler. Like, I think like that discipline was okay. Because I'm telling you, that's how my mom got us. Yeah, like it wasn't like she was like, she did get us with the whip once though, but because we had caballos, so like that bitch was always around.

SPEAKER_09

So, like, and she said she's short and she's like little, yeah. So we bolted. No, yeah, like we knew we fucked up, yeah. So we were sprinting, and she was like, if we ran outside, we were safe. Like, she's not chasing us down the street, like how you said. Yeah, she won't do that.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, no, no, no, no, my mom. My mom did that to me one time. She chased me down the street one time.

SPEAKER_08

Bro, that's crazy.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_08

No, hell no.

SPEAKER_01

Alright, yeah. No, she didn't know. That was because I was fighting I was fighting with my it was always because not always, but it was majority of the time it's because I was fighting with my sister. Like my mom, my mom's favorite to go move was to hand back slap me. Did I say that right? Like slap me with the backhand? Backhand slap me. That was her favorite thing.

SPEAKER_08

Fuck no.

SPEAKER_01

That's too much. My mom always hit me with the back of her hand. Her slapping me was like her always, like that was her thing. Like, this is like one time she tried to get me to fight her. Like, literally, literally, she was punching me, trying to get me to fight her back, and I I didn't. I didn't. Um her excuse was she wanted to make sure that I knew how to fight. But the thing is, like, I was already fighting out there, so I was not understanding. But yeah, one she only did that one time. I'm not okaying it. She only did that one time. But her thing was always to like slap me. She always slap me where my glasses was at. So my glasses always like fell off my face, type of shit.

SPEAKER_08

Bruh.

SPEAKER_01

And then she wouldn't help me find them because she knew that I couldn't see.

SPEAKER_08

That's fucked up. That's some motherfucking shit, bro. That's fucked up. Yeah. Like the sisters are just creeping by, like seeing the fucking glasses, and she just like boop boop.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. That's what I'm saying. Like, I I know abuse, and that's not what I'm telling you that I'm okay with. But I am okay with some sort of physical discipline. Right. Like, no te pases. Like, it's a kid. Like, I will physically get into a fight with you if I feel like you are physically abusing a kid. I don't give a damn.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah. That's understandable though. Yeah. I feel like I would too be like, yo, like, I don't think that was cool, man. Like, I'm gonna just let you know right now. Uh if you're gonna be like that, I'm gonna have to leave. Yeah. Because I'm not okay with watching it.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_08

That makes sense.

SPEAKER_01

I've been in situations like that where I didn't know if I should call CPS on a friend. Yeah. Yeah. It was. I don't think I've gotten to that level. I I was concerned to the point where I talked to a lot, not a lot of different people, but I talked to different people in different life perspectives. Like I talked to another mother of her age. I've talked to my mother-in-law. I talked to my husband about it. And I was like, I don't know what to do.

SPEAKER_10

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Because she had a full-time job. And she had a place.

SPEAKER_06

She had a vehicle.

SPEAKER_01

But she was too much hardcore of like being high all the time. Like she like she smoked weed. So she was like, that was her thing. Like that was like her priority. Oh. And then her priority was on the weekends to always be drunk. So like I didn't start to realize how her life really was. And so I started coming around, like more around her house. And like they wouldn't have water or like they wouldn't have lights. And it's just like, I don't know if I should step in. So I started doing like more look, like a little bit more digging, you know?

SPEAKER_08

Like no electricity in the house?

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. So then I so one time I asked her straight up and I was like, hey, what you know, what's going on about that?

unknown

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

And she had told me they were like just struggling like financially or whatever. But it so I was just like, okay. Like, alright. Because even though she didn't they and it it wasn't at the same time, it will be one or the other.

SPEAKER_10

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Like they will have light, but they wouldn't have water. Or they will have water, but they wouldn't have light. Like every other month type of shit, it was it was like that.

SPEAKER_07

Uh-huh.

When To Step In: CPS Or Support

SPEAKER_01

Um, and she mainly always did it with no water. She I feel like she'd rather pay the light than the water. Because her mom, her mom lived on the street. Oh. And so she will take the kids and they will like get ready there and shower there and stuff like that. So I was like, okay, well, she's finding for solutions, right?

SPEAKER_10

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

But it's like still not okay because how the hell do you have money to go buy all this weed and alcohol, but you don't have the money to pay your water bill? Like, that's why I was getting confused. Like, okay, you're smart enough to take care of them, you're smart enough to make sure that they have running water somewhere all the time when they need it. Like, okay, they're still showering. Like, okay, okay, I get, but why not in your house? Right. So I was a little confused whether to call a CPS or not. Because I was just like, I see the kids. The kids are not mistreated, like they're they don't didn't have any, like coming from a kid that was mistreated, I knew what to look for.

SPEAKER_08

Right.

SPEAKER_01

And those kids love their parents. Right. Like you can tell that they were taken care of. Like, even though she didn't have light, her house was clean.

SPEAKER_10

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

She her always had something to eat. Her kids always had something to eat. They the rooms were always clean. Like they when I went to the restroom, it's like it was always clean. So it's like it was kind of hard, like, on how to not like I didn't I didn't know how to help. Right. Like, do I how do I help her? Because it doesn't seem like she was a shitty mom.

SPEAKER_10

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

But she was just being a shitty, irresponsible adult.

SPEAKER_08

Like, yeah, like she wasn't just she just wasn't being responsible about it really.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, so I was just like, damn. Like, what do I do? Cause when I first found out that they were that they didn't have like the water or the the the light, I was just like, I think I should call somebody for help because I that's not right. But then when I started coming around and like seeing, like I was like, I'm gonna go to her house and kind of check it out and see, you know, because coming like I like coming from somebody from a life that took that turn, I'm not gonna take a kid from a home that just looks bad, but it's really not that bad. Yeah. Because sometimes that place is better for the kid than to be put in the system.

SPEAKER_08

Right.

SPEAKER_01

Cause once you're in struggle, yeah, and it's just like I rather see if I can try to help them one way or another than to call CPS and ruin their life. Like I because sometimes the system just makes shit worse.

SPEAKER_08

It really does because it's not well, like it's not taken care of properly, like it it has so many broken parts and the companies that crumbles and shit. Like they really they really need to take care of it.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, she just she just really had her priorities really fucked up, yeah. And I say she did because she's gotten her shit together.

SPEAKER_08

Oh, that's what's up.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, like I don't really talk to her anymore, but the last time that I talked to her, like she's she she went back to school. Oh yeah, yeah, like her the father of her kids like got his shit together. So like I'm proud of her. Like she she grew up, you know what I'm saying? You know, and that imagine if I would have called CPS, right?

SPEAKER_08

Yeah, like you could have fucked it up for me. She could have put it on the worst off.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. But it's just like it was it was very stressful for me because it's like I've never been in that situation, so I didn't know what to fucking do. Yeah, I was just like, oh shit, like do I need to save them? For a certain to a certain extent, I felt like I needed to save them to save me because nobody saved me. So I was just like, okay, I need to hold on, pause. Yeah.

SPEAKER_08

Like really reevaluate the whole situation.

SPEAKER_01

Because like I needed a saving because I was going through some real shit.

SPEAKER_10

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Not that they weren't going through some real shit, but like I said, sometimes parents are struggling, but they're really trying. And sometimes you can tell that they're trying. Yeah, she just had her priorities fucked up, but she was trying.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah. She was still doing her responsibilities, just not financially and adulting-wise.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, because you never saw their her kids dirty. Her, like her, like her girl always had her nice tencitas or like pigtails, like those bien bañados, the uniform. They go, they actually went to a school where they had to wear like uniform. Okay. Siempre estaban planchados. Like, yeah, like she was always part of her kids. Like her kids were her life. That's why I was just like so confused. I was like, what are you doing? Like, but as I started getting closer to her, I realized that she was just going through a really rough patch, and I was just like, okay, like I think I just need to be here and just give her that ear that she needs to just bounce back. And eventually she bounced back.

SPEAKER_08

That's just so.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08

She's doing good too.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. They actually ended up having another baby. Yeah. But I don't know about that baby because that's I don't talk to her anymore. But like that's how long ago it was. It was like two jobs ago. You know, and like not saying that everybody that has a kid um will struggle because some people have financially are stable to make have a kid, you know, and that's good.

SPEAKER_10

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Um but that's one thing that scares me. Coming from somebody that grew up in a financial struggle. I feel like I marry someone and we we both make a great team, and we're once we put our heads together, we can actually make things happen. So I feel like if the day of tomorrow God is like, it's time for you to be a mom, and I'm like, fuck, fuck it, I guess. What am I gonna do? Right. Um, I'm just gonna have to dug it out. And I know that me and him financially, we will make it work. Like we make everything work. Yeah, like we literally went from a one bedroom to a three fucking bedroom.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah, that's crazy. You know what I mean? So it's like you went from an apartment to a house.

Money Management And Adult Tradeoffs

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. So it's like financially, we put our head together and we will make it work. And that makes me feel a little better. That I feel like I know that I said I don't want kids, but we're being adults and we don't we're not, I'm not on anything and we're gonna use condoms, right? Okay, so if the day of tomorrow You just let it and God be. Yeah, you know, I don't feel scared. Yeah, like I don't feel I'm not anxious about telling Jonathan I'm pregnant. I'm more anxious of how I'm gonna tell him to be excited because I know that he will be excited. Like, I'm not even scared that he's how I'm of her reaction. I'm actually I'm more scared of how am I gonna tell him? I want it, I want it to be memorable, I want it to be special because I know that it's going to be special.

SPEAKER_10

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

So it's like, but it's just I don't want to. I'm scared that what if something happens and then financially I can't do it. Yeah so it's just like, what am I gonna do? It's fucking late. Um the motherfucker already here. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_08

I mean, yeah, you fault.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, like go drop them off on my mother-in-law's be like, I'll be back later and never come back.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah, like I'm gonna go get some leche. I'll be right back. Not for real. She'll be like, I have some here and be like, no, no, no. I need I need two percent. Two percent.

SPEAKER_09

I got that too.

SPEAKER_08

Oat milk.

SPEAKER_01

You you ain't got no oat milk.

SPEAKER_09

I don't know.

SPEAKER_01

I need a different type of leche.

SPEAKER_09

Uh-huh. I need that la la leche from Mexico. Gotta go straight from the source. No, I'll be back in a few days. Hell yeah. It's better in Mexico, anyways.

SPEAKER_01

Hell yeah. I don't know. What else scares you about with having a kid?

SPEAKER_08

Uh, I don't really think the money scares me about it. Like financially. I don't know. I'm I know that's like not being me being realistic, but like I think it would be like it's easy. You just have to manage it correctly. I don't know. Some people can.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. Some people are are good with money.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah. I don't know, because like for me, like if I know I have bills and like when they're due and everything, like I just I'm like, okay, I need to make sure I have the money for this. And then I do, and then I just put the money aside. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. It's really good because a lot of people don't have that. Yeah, so like, yeah, like, like, I don't understand the people that like in it's not it's not like judging, but like realistically, it makes it seem like you are not managing your money because how do you still live at home and your parents don't make you pay bills per se, for example, and you never have money? Right. Like that doesn't make any sense. Like, how do you never have money? Like, what are you doing with your money? How is your phone bill always off? Yeah. Or like, how can you not maintain to pay insurance? Or what do you mean they re pull your car because you couldn't pay them monthly?

SPEAKER_06

Like, what?

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, like stuff like that. That's just crazy. Like, but that don't make no sense to me either.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah. Like, you know, you have like you wanted certain things, make sure you have the money for it. Like, you're just affecting your own credit, like you're making yourself look bad.

SPEAKER_01

Like, and those be the same people that'd be ready that be ready to move out the parents' house. And it was like, well, what fucking money?

SPEAKER_08

Yeah, like you you ain't gonna do it. Like none of us have said, really realistically, or you're gonna live in a such a slob that it's disgusting.

SPEAKER_01

Or they have like the latest, the latest iPhone. Yeah. Or or or the latest Jordans or the latest Gucci purse on the list. Or their eyelashes done. Like, maybe certain certain things. I like that shit too. But I'm not gonna walk around with a Gucci bag with no money in it.

SPEAKER_08

Exactly.

SPEAKER_01

I'd rather walk in a Walmart bag with a shilling of money in it.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah, like bro, I haven't got my nails done in like almost eight months. Just because like it wasn't.

SPEAKER_01

It's not a priority.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah, like it wasn't a priority, and plus like my money was put in other uses, like way better. And I'm like, I need to pay bills, like I need to I'd rather go out to eat than like my nails.

SPEAKER_01

No, yeah. Like I make cuts in certain of my departments where my money goes when I want to do certain things. Yeah. Like, since we got slider, I had to take one of I decided I willingly gave up a part of my money to get slider. So that went into my nail money and my weed money. So once I get that limit, like that's it. I gotta wait till next month because I gotta make sure that Slider gets food. I gotta make sure that we have the money for his shots. Like, you know? And it's like, and I'm okay with that because I don't mind managing money.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah, and plus it's like for a good cause too. Mr. Slider.

SPEAKER_01

Mm-hmm. It's just weird and it's just nails. Like, I don't have my nails done right now. I just took them off. But I normally give my nails like after every like two sets or so, I usually give my nails like two weeks of a break, anyways. Yeah. So it kind of just plans out.

SPEAKER_10

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Because it's like I'm gonna give them a break, and then in like a week or two, because I just took them off this week.

SPEAKER_10

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

So like in a week or two, I'll be ready for like not really Christmas nails. Mm-hmm. But like I'll have nails by Christmas, I guess you can say. Yeah. Like the like in the beginning of of of Chr December. Depending on what. Sometimes I normally get my nails done like in the beginning of December, which is around my niece's birthday. And majority of the times I do whatever theme she's doing her birthday. Oh, that's cute. Yeah, like what kind of get a like uh yeah. So I don't know. I'll see. I was kind of I was honestly going for I was thinking black. Really?

SPEAKER_08

Ooh, that'd be cute with some glitter or no?

SPEAKER_01

Probably. I was thinking like some black Silettos. Oh, that's cute. Yeah. Like the only holiday I I do my nails is Halloween. I don't do anything else.

SPEAKER_08

And that would still be like dark vibes. That's cute.

SPEAKER_01

Mm-hmm. Because my toes right now are black. And I would just keep them black. Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_08

That's cute.

SPEAKER_01

That's what I kind of want to do, honestly. Like, I won't I I want, yeah. Oh, I just have to talk to Jonathan because he's the one that pays for them.

SPEAKER_08

Be like, I got a discount.

SPEAKER_01

Right. Or like, cause his favorite color is blue. So I'm I can't even do like a royal stiletto. Like a royal blue.

SPEAKER_08

Or also like a midnight blue.

SPEAKER_01

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_05

The government is listening.

SPEAKER_08

You can't you can't know about what nail color we're gonna get. Okay, it's none of your business. You better not ban fucking midnight blue, okay? You better bet not. The freaking crypts are gonna go after you, bro.

SPEAKER_01

Batting the whole game. For real. Um, we should go to an aquarium.

SPEAKER_08

No, like I wanna be in the water.

SPEAKER_01

Oh shit. No, yeah, you're in your own sweetheart. Yeah, I know that's scary.

SPEAKER_08

Like, if there's a shark, that's crazy. I would I would mad just freeze. I'm like, uh, you better not.

SPEAKER_01

She says, gonna be like, what is that bitch doing?

SPEAKER_09

She knows I'm gonna eat her, right?

SPEAKER_06

Hell no. That's crazy.

SPEAKER_10

Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_08

But I see if you like, I want to say punch their nose, but you just like push their nose, like you just redirect them. They're like, it's a reset button on them.

SPEAKER_06

You said that? Wait, wait, what?

SPEAKER_08

No, like that's facts. Oh, for real? Yeah. Like if you watch, like, because I watch a lot of scuba diving videos, and I love that. It's so interesting. I love the sea so much. It freaks me out though. Why? Because like it's so huge. Oh, yeah. Like, what 70 75% of it hasn't been completely discovered? That's fucking crazy. And like, what 90% of our world is water? Like, what? We don't even know what we're on. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08

Like it's crazy. I believe in mermaids too.

SPEAKER_06

Yes! Oh, yes, uh, there has to be slider.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, I believe in I I believe in mermaids. And I believe that they don't look like the ones that they be showing on TV. Like the cartoons? Yeah, I do feel like they do have like the human upper body. And then they do have the waist down as of a fish. But I believe that their face are scary. Like they kind of look like like their mouths kind of like piranhas, like they have a shitload of teeth. Like I I feel like that's what they like. That's how they look. I don't feel like they look beautiful.

SPEAKER_08

What if they have a freaking beak? Like an octopus.

SPEAKER_03

Interesting.

SPEAKER_08

What if they have a fish mouth?

SPEAKER_06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah. It's like a bubble.

SPEAKER_00

Oh, that's ugly. What would they eat? That's not even scary. That's just straight up ugly.

SPEAKER_08

Like they eat only like algae and shit.

SPEAKER_01

They're fucking an eaters of the sea. Yeah, because they're vegetarians.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, I guess so.

SPEAKER_08

That's crazy. Well, if they have a mouth like that, they would have to be vegetarians. Yeah. Because they would evolve to like what they need.

SPEAKER_06

I don't think so.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah, because they have to have like that body of fish to go ahead and swim fast.

SPEAKER_05

A big fish. Big body fish.

SPEAKER_08

I think an octopus body. Ew. What other animals are the things? They all have the same body.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. Majority of them.

SPEAKER_08

It has to be fish then.

SPEAKER_01

An octopus? That would be crazy. Ursula. That's what I'm thinking of.

SPEAKER_08

They have a body of a whale.

SPEAKER_01

Oh shit.

SPEAKER_08

They're huge.

SPEAKER_01

That's me.

SPEAKER_08

It's because Titans, remember? Yeah.

SPEAKER_09

Well, I don't I can say remember, like, we were there.

SPEAKER_08

Right?

SPEAKER_01

Oh, but oh. Back in 2005.

SPEAKER_09

Back when I was five years old. There was huge people.

SPEAKER_01

No, yeah, wheels are fucking huge. No, yeah, but like also like aren't you like sharks like longer than school buses sometimes?

SPEAKER_08

Great rights.

SPEAKER_01

That's crazy. Imagine if the memories were that size. Like, I don't want to say capture, but realistically knowing our fucking world that will capture something like that, how would you even maintain something like that?

SPEAKER_08

You have to make you have to build something. We're building something.

SPEAKER_01

That's crazy though. Like, if there, if there's stuff like that that exists, I hope that we never see them.

SPEAKER_08

Because we I would love to see it.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, I would too. But I feel like once the world finds out about them, they're gonna try to kidnap it and and and make it miserable and poke it. And that's not what they were meant to do. They were meant to live their life. So it's like I would love to see that.

SPEAKER_08

Yes. No, but I believe that they're big people. Like they're big. Whenever they look uh like whenever they build the like the scavenge in I want to say Egyptian people, but I know that's not true. Los que van and they be digging up like bones and shit. They be finding like human bones that are like huge, huge, yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, I'm pretty sure we were huge back then. I mean, they say that humans came from apes, and apes are known to be pretty big. Really, especially when they're standing up like on your feet, they're like fucking huge. So I mean some of us some of us as humans are like almost seven feet tall.

SPEAKER_08

That's rare, yeah.

SPEAKER_01

You know, majority of the basketball players are like six six something, and that's that's tall.

SPEAKER_08

That's too tall.

Oceans, Mermaids, And Big Creatures

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. So if they if those people exist, the even the ones that are almost seven feet, how can you tell me that we didn't exist we didn't exist bigger?

SPEAKER_08

Yeah. I believe my brains might have whale bodies now. That's crazy.

SPEAKER_03

That is crazy.

SPEAKER_01

I love the new world that we just opened in my brain.

SPEAKER_08

I love underwater worlds.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah. Those are pretty cool. Or space.

SPEAKER_08

Space freaks me out. I love space. I like looking at it, but the idea of being there freaks me the fuck out.

SPEAKER_01

Oh no, yeah. No, no, no, yeah.

SPEAKER_08

It's pretty.

SPEAKER_01

I couldn't be an astronaut.

SPEAKER_08

Mm mm.

SPEAKER_01

There I need walls. There's no walls, there's nothing. Like, no.

SPEAKER_08

You I mean you you do have walls, but if that but wall has a crack, you're fucked.

SPEAKER_01

No, like yes. I'm I'm thinking about being loose in space. Like just you lose and you have like the little string attached to the spaceship type loose. Like I couldn't do that.

SPEAKER_08

I better have five pieces of ropes on me, and I would.

SPEAKER_09

I would, but you need to attach me. Like, I want my buttas, I'm my arms too. Like, you gotta have me from the fucking pelo. I don't give a shit, bro. You better have like 10 pedos también. I can grip you with one finger. I'm gonna be like, I would do it though. Yeah. Because that's crazy.

SPEAKER_01

No, that's scary. I can't do that.

SPEAKER_09

I can't do that. But you better make sure there's no meteors. Because I ain't trying to be like, oh, there's rocks flying somewhere. Bitch, fuck no. Pull me in right now. I'm like, I wanna feel that little from six flags. You better pull gravity. Make gravity happen. Don't do that slow shit. I'm like, yeah. Did you ever see that movie Gravity?

SPEAKER_01

Yes. Oh my god. I love that movie.

SPEAKER_09

I watched that movie High. Yeah, oh freaking out.

SPEAKER_01

The first time that I watched it, I watched it high, and now it was stressing myself. The second time I watched it was the first time that Jonathan was watching it. And I already knew what to expect. So I just went for the ride. But I enjoyed watching Jonathan being stressed the fuck out. And I'm like, yeah, that was me. It's a good ass movie. If you haven't seen Gravity, go watch it. It's very stressful movie.

SPEAKER_08

So it's just crazy.

SPEAKER_01

Just be ready for your booty hole to be.

SPEAKER_06

Are we already there?

SPEAKER_01

Oh yeah. Well, that's how good the movie is. This is the second episode that we brought up. Uh Gravity up. It's a really good movie. I love it. I fuck with it. I might have to watch it now this weekend. I make that strawberry leches cake. You know what? I'm gonna watch it too. Yes, period. And I'm gonna let you know. I'm gonna let you know when I make that cake.

SPEAKER_08

Yes, dude. My only day off is Saturday, not gonna lie.

SPEAKER_01

I'm gonna be off Saturday and Sunday. We'll come over and watch it on Saturday.

SPEAKER_08

Yes. I'm like, that is my proposal. I'll bring some milk. I'm gonna put this lettuce cake or some ice cream.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. You know, that's one thing that I haven't made is an ice cream cake. But I have all the stuff to make a circle ice cream cake.

SPEAKER_08

Would you make the ice cream from scratch?

SPEAKER_06

No.

SPEAKER_08

That's too much work. Well, I don't think so. You just need ice and salt.

SPEAKER_06

I just know. For me, that's too much.

SPEAKER_01

Like if you want to make it or if you want a certain ice cream from a certain place, then that's fine. I don't know how to make it, not gonna lie.

SPEAKER_08

Cause I would literally just try to put milk and vanilla in a bag and just shake it. If it like once it gets mushy, I'm like, yep, ice cream. I don't know. Yeah, I don't know how to make ice cream. I know it involves salt and ice. I did it once in high school. I know that.

SPEAKER_01

I did it in middle school. I did it in sixth grade.

SPEAKER_08

Damn, advanced. You hear that? Joshua Way. You got so no.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, I did it in sixth grade with Miss Brown.

SPEAKER_08

Damn, I don't even know what teacher I had.

SPEAKER_01

She was funny looking.

SPEAKER_08

Bruh.

SPEAKER_09

That's so fucked up. We all have that one teacher.

SPEAKER_01

I'm sorry, Miss Brown. She was cool though. Like she was cool. She, but sometimes I felt like now that I'm an adult looking back, I feel like she she needs help. Bruh, that's so mean. Why? No, like no, not in a fucked up way. Like in like I feel like she needed therapy. Like she needed to talk to a therapist about something. I feel like she was going through something and she just needed to talk about it. Why was she talking about y'all then? Like, no, sometimes she was just like just all over the place.

SPEAKER_06

Like I don't know. Like it just seemed like she tried so hard to stay busy to stay out of her head.

SPEAKER_08

That's crazy.

SPEAKER_06

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_01

It's just like, what are you going through? What are you not trying to think of? What what what what what trauma are you trying to forget about right now? Unless that or she just had really bad ATHD and she was just bouncing off the wall. Either that or she was on drugs. Something was up. That's what I'm saying.

Space Anxiety And The Movie Gravity

SPEAKER_08

But she I dead ass. I think she we found out she had cancer. Oh bitch. Yeah, so she I think it was for pain or something. But she was definitely on weed. Oh you could tell. Fuck it. And then at one point it was no longer weed. Oh no! Yeah, I don't know what it was, but she was cool at all times. Like she wasn't tweaking.

SPEAKER_01

But she was cool. Well, what what else did it become? Do you know?

SPEAKER_08

Mm-mm. There were they just like rumors? Okay. Yeah, like people were just saying rumors that she was like on something else. And I'm like, I don't know, but she's pretty cool. Like and she still taught like well. Yeah. Like she still gave a shit about the class and stuff. She let us watch a lot of movies at one point. Period. Yeah, she was like, hey, I can't do lights right now, so wants to watch a movie and we're gonna write a report about it. I'm like, fuck yeah. Okay, and that's how I got to watch Lord of the Rings. That movie's actually No, it was a Hobbit movie.

SPEAKER_01

I don't know the name. Um I don't know anything about that. I've never watched Lord of the Rings and I don't know what a Hobbit movie is. Uh I don't know.

SPEAKER_08

I just saw the first one and it was pretty good. Nice. I like the I like the animation that they had and the wall of land. Yeah, wall. Wall of land? Yeah. Oh, it says Masala the Wall. Ooh. Yeah. Yeah, British accents.

SPEAKER_01

I love accents.

SPEAKER_08

Yes. I like almost certain words.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08

I like accents.

SPEAKER_01

Uh well since you since we're ending the episode with recommending TV shows. I recommend The Secret of the River.

SPEAKER_08

The Secret of the River. Where is that?

SPEAKER_01

On Netflix.

SPEAKER_08

Netflix.

SPEAKER_01

It's a Spanish show. It's originally in Spanish. You can do English subtitles or English audio. I'm assuming so.

SPEAKER_10

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Uh, but it's it's originally in Spanish. Uh-huh. And I recommend I personally recommended it to three people. And I can't remember of two. But one, Jackie. Like, she she I think she said that she almost cried, or she she cried, and I'm like, yes. Like she watched it and one day, just like I did. Like, if you want to see me in tears, bro. It didn't make me cry. It kind of just like pissed me off. Because because like I understood it. It was more of a relatable anger. I recommend it. I loved it. I really loved it. Yeah, Netflix. Yeah, for sure.

SPEAKER_04

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_01

I I recommend it. I loved it a lot. I hopefully they come back with another season. Yeah.

SPEAKER_08

Oh, so it's just one right now?

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. It's eight episodes. It's very sh it's a short series.

SPEAKER_04

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like, it's it's I oh that's still about a day then. Yeah. I did. I watched it in a day. I loved it. Like I loved it. That's so funny. So go watch it and then let me know. So Lord of the Rings. I'm not watching it.

SPEAKER_08

No, dude. I I wouldn't re-watch it. Well, it I wouldn't say it was bad. I just don't remember it anymore. I just remember like the the screens. Ooh. Like the edits that they made, like how they were in caves and things like that. Like it was crazy. Yeah. The creatures that were there.

SPEAKER_01

There was there was one show, and I don't know if it's related, relatable to that one, but it was the Meloreca Mundaron también iste como se llama Um House of Dragon or something like that. Oh yeah, they told me about it too. I watched a couple episodes. It was kind of like something, like entertaining. It was it it's it did something, but I didn't catch on to it. So then I stopped watching it. But yeah.

SPEAKER_06

Oh, in Game of Thrones, sex.

SPEAKER_08

Oh hello everywhere.

SPEAKER_01

I might have to check it out.

SPEAKER_08

I was told the proper name, but I forgot. I call them whorehouses. Mm-hmm. Period. And they show everything.

SPEAKER_01

I'm sold. Yeah. Where do I sign? Um Max.

SPEAKER_08

It's real Max.

SPEAKER_01

I already signed.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah. But yeah, that's where it's on.

SPEAKER_01

That's pretty cool. Okay, so so you recommend that show then?

SPEAKER_08

Yeah. What is it called again? Game of Thrones. Game of Thrones. I'm on season two, episode seven.

SPEAKER_01

Nine. Or ten. I forgot. Okay. Well, next week, when we come back, I'll let you know if I visit it. And then you let me know if you got to check out The Secret of River. The Secret of the River.

SPEAKER_08

The Secret of the River on Netflix.

SPEAKER_01

Yes. Don't quote me on the title exactly. But it's something about the I'ma need the title. No, I think no, it has some. I think that's what it is. Like I think that's what it is. The secret of the river. I'm just not a hundred percent sure. So, but I'm pretty sure if you go on Netflix and put that in there, you'll see it. You know what I mean? But with that being said, okay, make sure you download Max. Ah no. Andale. No, because we're not being uh sponsored, okay? Fuck them, Nosh plane. No, but for real, if you want to watch the Game of Thrones, um The Secret of the River. Okay, yes, I was right. Yeah, Secret of the River is in Netflix. Game of Thrones is on Max. Yes. So we'll see if we'll like it. We'll catch up next time. But until then, remember to wash your hands because goodies are still real.

SPEAKER_08

Yep. Bitches beginning pregnant left and right.

SPEAKER_01

It's crazy out here. Like, especially now that abortions are not allowed. Ladies, please be cautious.

SPEAKER_02

Yes.

Ice Cream Cake And School Memories

SPEAKER_01

Apparently, there's a pill that the pill that you can buy over the counter now that is kind of like birth control. Look into it. Uh y'all take care of yourselves, ladies. Yes. Answers. Answers. Wrap it up. Yes. For real. At least for the ladies. Wrap that shit up. I'm pretty sure you don't want to get either.

SPEAKER_08

And you only getting freaking uh what's it called? Taxes for four.

SPEAKER_01

That's crazy. Damn four. I thought it was six. No.

SPEAKER_08

I heard it went down.

SPEAKER_01

Oh yeah, makes sense.

SPEAKER_08

But yeah. But they want us the turf. We have more. Crazy.

SPEAKER_01

This world is too crazy. Yeah. Be careful. Chop up. Catch y'all later. Bye.

SPEAKER_08

See ya.

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Karina O

Host
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Maleny G

Co-host
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Johnathan D

Producer