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Diapers, Bites, And The Eyeball Lick Question
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A casual Friday check-in we start by getting honest about mental health: what depression and anxiety can feel like on a random morning, why taking meds can be hard even when you know they help, and how a support system can literally change the direction of your day. If you’ve ever worried about “being a burden,” we talk through why reaching out is worth it and how real friends show up.
Then we pivot into the wild topic of fetishes and kinks, pulling stories straight from Reddit confessions. You’ll hear our take on “don’t yuck someone’s yum” and the part people skip: you can respect someone and still say no. We break down what a fetish actually is, why some desires feel “normal” to one person and shocking to another, and how to hold a sex-positive mindset while still protecting your boundaries. We react to a roleplay scenario, an extreme biting kink, and even the idea of licking an odd body part. Yes, we laugh, but we also keep it grounded with real talk about consent, hygiene, safety, and the difference between curiosity and harm.
If you like messy, funny, honest conversations that also leave you with practical takeaways, this one’s for you. Subscribe, leave a review, and share the episode with a friend, then tell us: which story had you pausing the longest?
Cold Open And Weekend Vibes
SPEAKER_00Hey guys, welcome back. It's your girl Karina and Melanie. Melanie. We're back again. Back at it with the best trenches. Not twenty trenches. I don't know. That's just what came up.
SPEAKER_01I'm like, the one for like the army? The wars? They're down in the trenches. Like a real man. A little man. Like a real man.
SPEAKER_03Oh, I was like, don't you? I guess they gotta be little so they can fit us at the trench.
SPEAKER_00That you know what? Fair. Point taken.
SPEAKER_03Anyways. How was your day today? Girl. I'm fucking tired. Went to work all day. But it was alright. Uh, and then me and Ray went out to eat afterwards to celebrate our entire week. What did the other week? Chinese food. Mood. Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Did you see my Snapchat yesterday? That sushi plate? Yay. Man, that shit was delicious. I'm like, what the fuck are you doing in my hood? I worked over there. Yes. Um, I got I worked, I worked at that area um yesterday. My co-worker that I worked with, which is also my bitch. Oh, period. I am drinking a beer. Um, shout out to National Tequila Day. I am uh shot in. Thanks to shout out to my sister-in-law, and we're about to spark up this blunski because today's Friday. You're quite sale. Yeah.
SPEAKER_03Girl, my body's been telling me. She said either you need a blunt or a massage. And we kind of poor, so we're gonna have to go for the blunt.
SPEAKER_00Fuck it. We have the massage at the house. You better tell Ray to warm up that body oil. Literally, he's over here getting ready. Fucking done.
SPEAKER_03You're bad. We have Ray in the studio right now, and he's over here dancing.
SPEAKER_00Get the fuck out of here. Hell no, he's over here practicing TikTok dances. No, literally.
SPEAKER_03Hell no, he's like, let me get in that coochie.
SPEAKER_00Mood. Hell yeah, it'd be like that. But, anyways, so y'all celebrating Chinese food?
SPEAKER_03Yes. For y'all's week? For the end of the week, because girl, we've been working non-stop six days. Jeez. All week. We need to felt that. Gotta get that rent money.
Depression, Meds, And Support Systems
SPEAKER_00But how was your day today? You know, I'll bullshit aside. You know, it might get a little sad for a little bit, but you know, it is what it is. It was a really long day for me emotionally. Um this morning I woke up as we as some of y'all know, some of our old listeners, you know, I have a I have mental issues. I have depression and anxiety and all that good fun stuff.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_00You know, taste the rainbow type shit.
SPEAKER_03It's what gives you personality.
SPEAKER_00Facts. I woke up this morning and I wanted to take my medication. I did. Okay, period. With Jonathan's help, for sure. But I didn't want to take it. And today has been I've been feeling really shitty about myself. Okay. Not sometime last year. I actually tried to take my life.
SPEAKER_03Oh no.
SPEAKER_00In my kitchen. So I came home for break and I'm I'm journaling, you know, trying to get my feelings out. Yeah. And, you know, just trying to get out of my head type shit. And I'm just like sitting there on my table, just crying, looking at the floor, because I don't want to be here anymore.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_00You know? And it's just, it was a rough morning, a rough afternoon. Right now I feel better.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_00I feel better because I was on the phone with a friend. So I was crying to her. And she has Jonathan's number because we're all friends.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_00So she texted him. And she was like, hey, like your girl, she's not doing good. She's having a rough day. So you should go see her. So he came and saw me. At your job. At my job. And he brought me band dulce. He brought me some dubolinis. And my day got better. Yeah. Yeah.
SPEAKER_03Sometimes that's all you need. Yeah. Like it was you.
SPEAKER_00Like, yeah. And I was like, I literally told her. I was like, I called her and I was like, thank you. Like that really that I really needed that. And like I feel good now. You know? That's good. And it's just like, I'm like, I feel better. I I I feel like I also feel better because it's like I'm I'm at a I'm in my home full with people that I fuck with. Yeah. I'm not like alone type shit. So like I'm in a good environment right now.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, yeah, like more like your house, like your safe space and everything.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. So my day started rough, but it honestly looks like it's gonna end very well.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, so it's good. Yeah. That's what matters. Because it's okay for you to have like a rough day. I mean, no day is ever gonna be perfect, but at least, like, you know, you have the people to go ahead and confide in. You have your partner that's like is willing to support you, and that's always the most important thing is that you have a good support system. Definitely, I definitely do like shout out to them first, and shout out to you too, because like it's not easy to go ahead and reach out to people whenever like you're down. Like sometimes a lot of people just gotta keep it to themselves to not go ahead and affect others, or like to not like I like let's say that I'm having a good day, and then you come and talk to me, and then you're like telling me about your problems. Like, in your mind, you could be like, Well, man, maybe I made her day bummy because now she's sad thinking about my problems. But like, it's good to know that in your support system that that's not an issue, like
Venting, Work Stress, And Resetting
SPEAKER_03everybody's here to help you to make you feel good, and same vice versa.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, yeah, definitely yesterday. Yesterday I had yesterday was a different type of rough day. Yesterday I had like an angry day, like I had a short fuse.
SPEAKER_03Oh, okay, okay.
SPEAKER_00So, like everything was like ticking me off, you know? And I called one of my cousins. I called Justin, and I was like, What are you doing? He was like, Oh, he he, I forgot what the fuck he said he was doing. Oh, he was house sitting because my fucking pipes broke. Oh, okay. So he came over here for the plumbing people to so he was just chilling here at the house. And I was like, Bet, I need a I need a vent, motherfucker. I need you to vent and listen. He said, Okay, hold on. I don't know what he did. I guess he was getting comfy. Yeah, he was like, Okay, I'm ready. Went to your room, got your something, right? Fucking got him a little wine, a cigar, a Cuban cigar. Literally, he wants to go sit outside, legs crossed, his legs up type shit. Uh yeah, so no, I talked to him for my whole lunch. My whole lunch, I was just going off about everybody and everything that pissed me off yesterday.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, and I was like, looking at me crazy eyes.
SPEAKER_00Not for real. And it's like this beyond like what the fuck is this going on? Yeah. And I I love it because it's like he he'll hit me back with like questions, or like he'll say something, and then I'll be like, you know what, motherfucker? What the fuck am I doing here right now? Literally, you know, like let me get my shit together. Cause it's like I obviously who I forgot who the fuck I am.
SPEAKER_03It'd be like that though. Yeah, sometimes you like too into your world that you're like, what the fuck? Like, I'm too invested. Let me take a step back. Yeah, remember that this is just a job, the same your everyday life. Like, you don't own shit, you can leave at any time type shit. But you can't go too far because then you'll end up jobless.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, no so six cierto. And you're gonna be homeless. And honestly, with this motherfucking Texas weather, baby, I'm too fat to be out here homeless in this heat. No, facts. Facts, it's way too fucking hot out there. Bitch, I'd be sweating in my house with the AC. You fucking bitch. Y'all. I hate this. It's all over my leg though.
SPEAKER_03Y'all, it's not even on your couch.
SPEAKER_00Uh, play elevator music while I beat Melanie's ass because she does drop her monster uh twice. No, the first one wasn't even my fault. Okay, elevator music, please. Ah
Back To School Anxiety And Fidgets
SPEAKER_00it sounds like you had a good day. It sounds like my day is getting better. Yeah, you know what else initially I didn't know. And you're off. I must I'm assuming you're off this weekend.
SPEAKER_03Uh only tomorrow, but I'm like busy the entire fucking day. Because guess what, bitches? We going back to school. We gotta go have our orientation. That shit's scary. I hate the idea of doing that.
SPEAKER_00I'm excited for you though.
SPEAKER_03I'm excited too, but like at the same time, I don't want to do it. Okay, they're not anxious. I get anxious.
SPEAKER_00So don't look at us because you're getting anxious.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, like so. I'm like trying to psych myself out to be like, no, no, it's fine, it's fine. But like once I'm there, like my heart's racing, I'm sweating, I can't think, I'm fidgeting too much. Like, definitely my Do you have a fidget toy?
SPEAKER_00Yeah, but it makes noise. I have one that's different ones, it's a cube, and each side has a different thing.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, that's the one I have, and then I like to play with the little clicky thing. Oh but then that's too much.
SPEAKER_00I like I like the the silver ball.
SPEAKER_03The silver ball? Yeah, because I can move it.
SPEAKER_00Because I move it, I can move it really, really fast. So then all the movement that I want to do just goes to my thumb, and I'm just like spin.
SPEAKER_03That's why I like do this a lot with my fingers, and then I notice that that's the like the yes queen. So I'm like, clock, yes, like people, but you'll just see me like randomly, like behind my head, and I'm just like that.
SPEAKER_00I'm like step, step, step, step, step. Make a stutter come out. We're so fucking weird. I don't love it, man. Talking about weird, okay, short update, because I'm ready to get into this motherfucking weird ass episode today.
SPEAKER_03Oh my god.
SPEAKER_00Okay, because these last two episodes, you know what? Mine, don't you think my credit is no? You're right. It was Melaney's, okay? So I don't know what's going on. So if y'all wanna give us if y'all want to give us some feedback, at Melaney. No, don't at me. Don't at me, nor the podcast. Ah, no, for real.
SPEAKER_03I'm like, I'm gonna hopefully fucking dumbass Malay Melani's idea. Was this? It was my Tism idea, okay, guys. Like, I was really just reading Reddit, and I'm like, oh, this is crazy, and then I could not find the rest. But um, you want to start it off? You want me to start it off? You start it off because yours are like, I feel like they're like regular kinks, bro.
SPEAKER_00Well,
What Counts As A Fetish
SPEAKER_00not really, like, I feel like I'd be getting some crazy shit, but okay. This topic, we're gonna talk about fetish. So we all have fetishes, right? I guess. Can you tell me a fetish of yours? Fetish, fetish, fetish. So, first of all, pause.
SPEAKER_03What is a fetish? Okay, based off what Google had to say, a fetish is a strong sexual attraction to an object in non-generic part of the body or a specific situation that doesn't typically view as sexual.
SPEAKER_00Okay, so I'm the cool, I'm not even gonna lie, bitch. I don't know what the fuck you just read. Oh the heli.
SPEAKER_03So can you dumb it down for a bitch? Okay, so like common examples are just like potophilia, which is like attraction to feet, you know, certain stockings, clothing, leather. I feel like that's like BDSM. That's what usually people think of when they think fetish.
SPEAKER_00I was just about to say that. That sounds like a normal like just regular kinks, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_03But we're not here for that shit.
SPEAKER_00No, I feel like we're so above normal. Yeah, I'm like, like it's Karina and Melaney, literally weird.
SPEAKER_03Okay, you're telling me leather is as big as we go.
SPEAKER_00Baby, I wear leather to go to to go to work. What you talking about? Literally, fuck out of here. I wear my toes. I wear I wear my toes. That's crazy. Yeah, I take them off every morning. Take them off every night, and I click those motherfuckers back on.
SPEAKER_03Literally, I'm like, nice to know that you got robot legs. You gotta put paint on your fake toes.
SPEAKER_00Type shit. Is those press-ons? On the lid with the little glue, and then I do the UB light.
SPEAKER_03Okay, she said pet to cure on my fake ass toes. All right, now I know what your sex doll looks like. Mm-hmm. She got the realistic guy.
SPEAKER_04Stupid.
SPEAKER_00That's funny though. It is funny. That was a good one. Okay, but uh no, yeah. Like, you know, like it's it is crazy how a lot of things like that is like normal to a certain extent. Like, you know?
SPEAKER_03It's like not for I guess like we live that abstra life, we don't live that manila life.
SPEAKER_00Oh yeah, I have I'm like a rainbow road, uh fucking rocky road.
SPEAKER_03Literally, I'm like, give me that pistachio.
SPEAKER_00Hell yeah, with a little bit of cherry.
SPEAKER_03Mm-hmm. Get them nuts in there. Ah, wink.
SPEAKER_00She said, do not pause.
SPEAKER_03I'm like, did I stutter? I don't think so.
SPEAKER_00I'm fucking dead. And when she sing when she says nuts, she means race nuts on the side.
SPEAKER_03Literally, just the right one. The left one's for another reason. I've been saying that at work. I'm like, you can suck my left one because the right one is for Ray. Period! Hell yeah, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_00I like that one. Write that one down, motherfucker.
SPEAKER_03Literally, have that in your notes ready for a clockback.
SPEAKER_00Okay, yeah. We're back at it again with confessions, yeah, secrets, um, reality. Give me that hidden truth. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. So today we're reading Stock Home. Stock Home Syndrome.
SPEAKER_03I wake. Is that what it is? I don't know. Stockholm syndrome is like that show where like you fall in love with your capturer. Like you What do you mean your capture?
SPEAKER_00Like if somebody, if somebody kidnaps you, you fall in love with a person that kidnaps you.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, like you see them as like either a parental guide, like a partner guide. Like they make they like alter your realities for you to be into their reality, and then their your new home.
SPEAKER_00All right, guys. So we're reading from Stockholm 77. Um, it says, This is oh shit. This is kind of like laid back. Not I'm sorry, not laid back, but like old. Oh, how long ago? 16 years ago. 16? Yeah, once.
SPEAKER_03Oh my god. Yes, he says. I was a child. She said, Oh, I was about to say 19. Dumbass. We're in 26. Shut the fuck up. Oh my god.
SPEAKER_00Anyway, so we see why she's going back to school.
SPEAKER_01Literally, I'm like, obviously, I can't even do fucking math. You see, this is what's happening.
SPEAKER_03I'm getting scared. Oh my dumbness is coming out. Oh, you're gonna be fine, man.
SPEAKER_00You're smart as hell. They're gonna write me up the first week. Not to write me up is not it's not work. I'm detention. They don't give detention out in college.
SPEAKER_03They're like, you're disrupting my class, get out type shit, yeah.
unknownAh!
SPEAKER_00But you're not disruptive. Not right now. Bitch, you never are. You're chill. You like to learn, especially when it's something that you want to learn about. You're gonna do great. I know so. I'm like, watch, I'm gonna have my nails done. I'm gonna be like, cleck, click, click, click, click, click. In the fucking middle of the lesson, the teacher's gonna tell you to get the fuck out. She was like, I'm done with shit, girl. Hell yeah, hell, motherfucking yeah. Okay, yeah. Before you really interrupted me, I'm trying to read this person's struggle. Ah, no, cierto. It's not a struggle.
SPEAKER_03It's their kink.
SPEAKER_00It's their yeah, you know. You don't yuck someone's yum. I I'm pretty sure, and I hope y'all know about this already, about us already, I'm seriously. We're not judging. Oh, hell no. I like I did ask, I'd be thinking I had I have a gray imagination. I'd be coming up with 30, 20 million fucking scenarios and shit. But oh, I never thought about something like this. Literally, damn.
SPEAKER_03I'm like, we really be confused on how some people's lives is just so abstract.
SPEAKER_00Right. And you know what's crazy? Because it's like we're reading this 16 years ago, but how do I know that this motherfucker is not my neighbor? Oh, how do I know that this motherfucker is not my co-walker?
SPEAKER_03Oh, literally, he's gonna catch your over here bagging your potatoes. Telling me God bless you. Literally, first of all, sir. I'm like over here with your dirty ass kinks.
SPEAKER_00Not for real. But eat to each their own.
SPEAKER_03Yes. To each their own. Yuck your yum. Okay.
SPEAKER_00I have my own stuff that I like.
SPEAKER_01Oh, like everybody else does. Not it. Reveal?
SPEAKER_04Put it on Reddit?
SPEAKER_01Put it on Reddit. We're gonna find that shit later. But I'm gonna put my real name on it. Just cut out. I think that's the right word for it.
unknownOkay.
SPEAKER_02If you got a bitch. See Savez? First of all, the Lupe taught me right. Okay. Literally, some
The Diaper Date Story Reaction
SPEAKER_02of us.
unknownOkay.
SPEAKER_00Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. I met a really cute and sweet girl. Things started well, and we hit it off fast. On what was probably our third night together, she started to call me daddy. Oh and took out what do you think she took out? I promise you, you're not gonna guess. She called her daddy? Yeah. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_03Like a little gag ball.
SPEAKER_00No. Oh she pulled out diapers in children's clothes. No, she didn't. She was that like that's the end of his sentence. He's he's letting he's giving us some information. She was very petite, so I believe she couldn't fit, she could fit in a bigger size. Like the kids' diapers, like the ones that are like five, six years old? I guess so.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_00I really weird out at this point and begin and began to explain. I'm not sure I'm comfortable with this, but before I can even finish, she tells me she really needs to be changed. As I don't shit in the diaper? I don't, bitch, I don't know. Oh. As I don't understand, she takes the what the fuck to a whole new level by showing me she actually wears diapers under her skirt. And it looks like she needs to be changed. So probably, bitch. She over here took a shit. Well, she was on the date. Eating dinner. Bitch, let me find out what fucking hair out here eating a bowl of spaghetti like Lady and the Trap. Yeah, the meatboat, you suck into this meatball, you shitting out. Literally.
SPEAKER_03First of all, bitch, we have second of all, congratulations because you're a like digestive system.
SPEAKER_00Period. Um kids can't have that shitty get out. At the same motherfucking time. I said, come in to celebrate. And then toddlers, kids that are shitting on themselves, normally go sit in the corner. Literally. So why didn't he go find a corner? She did. She was sitting down. She was eating dinner. Hell no. Okay. It took me a few seconds for me to commute compute. Yeah, like to understand. Oh, okay. I'm like, what is that? Okay, to compute and realize how truly fucked up this was. Then I just politely said I can't do it and left. We never spoke again. I guess she changed her diaper herself that night. Dumb dead. Too bad. She was awesome otherwise. But this freaked me out. I was wondering how cute and awesome a girl like her was still single, but understood. I wonder if she off if she does it often and if ever she found someone to share this with. Damn. He yucked her young. Yeah. Damn.
SPEAKER_03But I mean, what will what will be your reaction? If I see a grown-ass man over here in a library?
SPEAKER_00Yeah, like you go on a day, you go back to his place, or you go back to your place. Like he starts calling you mommy, mommy. I need to be changed.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. I'm like, hmm? You need to change your clothes? Yeah, I can take them off for you. Take off his pants. Pincha pañal. Yeah. What are you gonna do? Um easy access. Oh, honey, we need to go to the changing room. Let him go in, then be like, oh, let me go get your pañal. Run my ass out of there. Cause you told me you took a shit. You want me to clean that up? I gave up my CNA license for this shit.
SPEAKER_04I'm like, I'm not doing that no more.
SPEAKER_00I'm like, I've done and done. I retired that career. Literally, a moment.
SPEAKER_03I didn't know it was with the Viejito today.
SPEAKER_00You don't have you don't control you can't control your anus. Mm-mm. Oh, so sad.
SPEAKER_03Hell no, he did control it. That's the weird faces he was making at me at dinner. Ah, because kids will be doing face break. He was like scrunching his face. I'm like, what? He was like, I don't like my broccoli. And I'm like, okay, yeah, broccoli's good. Ew. Making the faces too while he's over here taking a shit.
SPEAKER_00Damn it. He could have fooled you for real.
SPEAKER_03No, literally. We didn't have found out until I was there.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_03The bell smell. I'm like, oh, you must have stepped on sugar.
SPEAKER_00You know, and or or you could have been sitting next to a kid and you could have just in the kid next to you with a shape. Yeah. And then have to ride home with the windows down, type shit. Yeah, and I'm like, man, it's kind of chilly outside.
SPEAKER_03Why are we doing this? He's like, oh no, I like the breeze. You know what? Nighttime breeze.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_03And then it feels nice. It's like, okay, and not uh summer nights. Literally, dumbass bitch. Over here, fucking making excuses after excuses. There are people be like that.
SPEAKER_00Okay, but like red flags with a red flag after red flag, and we'll be like, I look good in the color red.
SPEAKER_03Make it all the way to the painalis, and I'm like, oh, there's caca in here. Yeah, this is where I draw the line. Be like, crazy girl, you had all these hints to go ahead and leave. But the caca's the one that did it. Yeah, caca is what I draw the line. Yeah. I don't do two girls, one cup.
SPEAKER_00Unless she traumatized me. You know what? I can tell you, I can tell you right now, I never seen a video that two girls on a cup. I heard about it. But the moment I heard about it, I said, ah I'm good. My curiosity went out the window.
SPEAKER_03I said, Oh good. My hoe ass friends went ahead and were like, oh, go ahead and watch this. And I'm like, what the fuck am I watching? Until I saw what the fuck was going on.
SPEAKER_00Yes.
SPEAKER_03And I'm like, oh, y'all disgusting. Is this on YouTube? Uh bitch! I'm like, where did you even find this?
SPEAKER_01Send me the link. Send it to me on kick. Oh, that's crazy.
SPEAKER_00Not on kick. I'm dead. Hell yeah. Fucking the old days. I don't know. What would I do? What would you do? What would Karina do? I don't know what Karina would do. Hell, I don't fucking know. I feel like the moment I honestly, like knowing me, I would have had some drinks at dinner. Knowing me, I would have had some smoke on the way to dinner. Okay. So I'm gonna be feeling real good. Yeah. So by the time we get to his house or his or her house or their house, I feel like I was gonna smoke again. Mm-hmm. So I'm gonna be feeling good, you know? Good enough to treat him? No, bitch. Wait, listen, I'm not done. So if a motherfucker does that, you know, we're over here getting getting freaking dicky, we're like, mm-mm-mm. Insert seconds. Yeah, fucking briding my pony type shit. If we get to take out taking off their pants and I see the diaper, oh baby, I'm gonna buckle them hoes back up. Yeah, like and I'm gonna be like, come on, listen now. Cause I need to I need to know what we're not fucking, we're gonna be some bum ass friends though. Like, you need to talk about that. Right, yeah, cuz I need to know what the fuck is going on right now, Willis. But you know, I'm gonna fuck with you. Like, I just respect you, yeah, yeah, but we're not fucking uh until I get up this house. Go get go get a bottle, uh keep drinking, and I'm gonna run another blunt. Cause bitch, what the fuck is going on right now?
SPEAKER_03I'm like, oh, so I know something was going on down there.
SPEAKER_00I ain't never met one of you before, so I don't need I I got questions. Yeah, like and respectfully, I'm just curious. Because it's just like, what about that gets you off? Like all bullshit aside, like to this girl. Like, I genuinely just want to know because it's like me thinking about it, me personally, person, personally, the things that I like. Sitting on a diaper with my own poop or my own pee, it ain't it. He just said that it looked like she needed to be changed, and you know, some diapers, it depends if she if she was wearing kid diapers, like some of the kid diapers come with that blue-yellow line. Oh, for the cheek is so they change color when there's time for them to change. So it's like so that's what I'm saying. Like, I don't I don't I don't even think I could just wear a diaper for sexy time. Yeah, like you know what I mean? Like, I don't think I could dress like a baby for you, yeah. And I don't know if for me it's a little different because I was molested as a kid, but that just don't sound right to me. It don't sound right for me either. You're not touched sex. I would just like to ask, like, well, what about that really gets you off? Like, just not to judge, just to really understand, because I don't understand it. Yeah, and one thing about me is I like to understand things, you know, and anything wrong. I'm not judging you, I'm not gonna tell you not to do it because, first of all, you're a grown-ass person, and that's and as long as you are having sex with another grown-ass person, and none of you motherfuckers are minors. I'm not gonna, it ain't my motherfucking business. That's all it is.
SPEAKER_03I'm you can keep doing what you're doing, not with me, but I can keep doing it.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, yeah, yeah. Not with me, baby. Not with me.
SPEAKER_02Maybe from the other fields, from outside the club, type of thing. From the window. You can look out there and I'm gonna be like, oh yeah, yeah, through FaceTime. Yeah, not even in the same state.
SPEAKER_00But I appreciate you. Yeah, yeah. That's honestly what I that's what I feel like I'll and then eventually I will laugh. I'm gonna be like, hold on, let me laugh real quick. What the fuck right now, bitch? Like, what are you doing? Like, I feel like I'm a I you know, and you know who I will call immediately, immediately after I leave. You know who I will call?
SPEAKER_03B B I'll be like, bitch! I can't wait to tell you. I took a video. Bitch, I will face some her while you there.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, yeah. I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna text him and be like, mute yourself, ASAP when you answer and walk around. Fucking I'm gonna be like, so and I'm gonna be like, bitch, screen record. We need this for later.
SPEAKER_03And my bitch will be like, why is there a cage in the corner?
SPEAKER_00Mm-hmm. Big ass huge crib. So who would have thought that wearing a diaper? Because we don't even know if she was acting like a baby. I'm assuming like she was, just for the fact that she was like daddy, I need to be changed. I'm assuming she was acting like a toddler type shit. Yeah. So quem sabe? She might have daddy issues.
SPEAKER_03I don't know, because look, okay, have you ever seen like any of the seasons of Euphoria? No, ma'am. Okay, well, like on season three, Cassie, which is like the blonde chick, she ends up working for OnlyFans, and she does a bunch of like the weird kinks, like not normal. And there is a scene where she is dressed like a child. That I'm like, I I don't really like it because of what it's really containing of. Because I'm like, how are you gonna watch a grown person but also in child clothes? Which one of the two are you attracted to? Type shit. Yeah, but there that is a thing. I mean, at least it's more adult-like, so it's a little bit better.
SPEAKER_00I see you trying to try and lie into that, but no, bitch, it's not because I feel like those are just pedoph I like I don't even know if I want to say this because I don't even know. Don't yuck their yum. Like, no, no, no. The thing is, like, the people that do that, like the the adults that look at adult human in kid clothes, but never touched a kid, never looked at a kid, never looked, never saw kid porn. I appreciate y'all. Y'all are still wrong. But I appreciate the fact that you're not working, you're not acting. No way. They're not they're not uh doing the action, like they're not actually doing that.
SPEAKER_03They're not acting on their actions.
SPEAKER_00There we go. That's what I was trying to say. God damn me. Sorry guys, my first language was Espanol, okay? But anyways, you know, I get like it's it's a weird topic for me. It's a weird topic. It's a weird topic in general. Yeah, because it's just like, you know, like I because it's like you're looking at these grown people dressed like kids. I was just dressed like a regular kid. Like I was a kid, like, but no, like the thing is like they're wearing this, like the they're it's like these grown women wearing wearing infant clothes. I was a kid, I was eight years old wearing just sweats and a t-shirt.
SPEAKER_03You know what I'm saying? Like, well, that's the difference though. Like, some people have like a fetish for the child's clothing, and other people are just pedophiles. Like there, there is a line. I feel like there is a line. You probably and as long as like they don't cross the line, I feel like it's a lot better than people that have crossed the line that they are pedophiles because that's don't act on it, yeah. Like you that there's other ways, like you're you're literally seeing there's literally other ways.
SPEAKER_00We're weirdly, but reality and truly, there's a lot of adult people that are really petite, they're looking at kids that are old, they're old enough. Why can't you go after them?
SPEAKER_03That they're consensual enough, you know what I'm saying?
SPEAKER_00Yeah, they look like kids okay. Pummafucker 35. Yeah, they she looked like she ate, but she's not, so it's okay. You know what I mean? And you still get your fetish. Yeah, you know, like I don't know. I don't know. I don't want to talk about it anymore. Next, anyways, next story. So we're gonna read another one. Clean out, clean out, clean put up in chipell or no matter Claritin. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_03Allergy drugs, cover girl. I love that. That is the new name of the subreddit.
Extreme Biting And Safety Risks
SPEAKER_00I'm fucking dead, anyways. Um, it says had a buddy that dated a girl that was really into biting. Okay, Bella Swand. Okay, hold on. Let's talk about it. How do we personally feel about biting? I love biting. I love biting. I love getting bitten.
SPEAKER_03I love biting. To me, and I've checked it, and scientifically, it shows that whenever you bite, it's like how you express love. That's how you express it because words are not enough.
SPEAKER_00So you gotta do something about it. I gotta beat your skin.
SPEAKER_03Do you want me to bite you or do you want me to deck you in the face? Okay, which one is it? Not for real. I'm like, because sex is not enough. Me telling you I love you isn't enough. So I just need a hurry. Yeah, literally, she's coming out. Just for you, boy. I'm like, what you want? You want me to mark you with as my territory, or you want me to bite you? Ah, she said, golden showers.
SPEAKER_00Golden showers. I don't this that's another subject right there that I'm interested, Damianna. Okay, back to this story. How do you feel about biting? Hold on. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, I said it. I like biting and I like getting bitten. I don't like getting bitten. That shit hurts. No, I like getting bitten. I like getting nubbed on. Oh, like a little nibbles. Yeah, I like it. See, that's cute. Yeah, like I like that like before sex type shit to kind of give me like goosebumps and stuff. Uh-huh. But like during sex, if you give me like a good bite, not a bite that hurts, but just a good bite, it can make me climax.
SPEAKER_03You'd be like, that's enough. No, don't bite me. I'm gonna cry. I'm sensitive. My skin flares up, but I like to bite.
SPEAKER_00No, because I can also hear I like to do both. Okay, so she was really into biting, you know, and I just wanna I just wanna talk, I just wanna share this with our readers. Yes, because nobody's seeing it but me, type shit. The really, the word really, it's big and bolded. Okay. Okay, so they really are into biting. Okay, yes, not the occasional hickey kind of thing, though. This guy was head to toe with bite marks. Oh, head to toe? Head to toe. Huge bruises in various stages of healing. He got an occasionally got him in black and blue, and occasionally deep, bloody white wounds everywhere. So there goes the answer to your question.
SPEAKER_01Fucking vampire. Okay, Bella, let me find out her name was Bella. Uh-huh.
SPEAKER_03She said, I'm experiencing this human life. I'm fucking human-like biting, I guess. Fuck him, this bitch.
SPEAKER_00He was lucky he never got an infection. Okay, pause. I just want to say a comment real quick because I feel like the alcohol is kicking the real, you know that call is kicking. But just because a bitch isn't too biting doesn't mean that the bitch is dirty.
SPEAKER_03No, but that doesn't mean like she just got done eating. She over here eating ice cream and shit, and then she's like tearing your skin. Milk can give you an infection. Oh, for real? Yeah, okay. Educate me, man. Yeah, no, like depending if you don't clean your mouth, uh-huh. You can go ahead and like carry bacteria because your mouth is full of bacteria.
SPEAKER_00Right. At all times. You know what? You goddamn right.
SPEAKER_03So if she's like tearing skin, yeah, you like yeah, you have like those dias que no se baña, like se lava la boca or some shit.
SPEAKER_00And then what if he's dirty time, yeah?
SPEAKER_03Literally, like he could just get off of work, all sweaty and everything. She bites and then like tears skin. His sweat's getting in there and it's full of just dirty, como basura.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. And what if he works in a dirty place, like trash or or construction? Oh, but she's also getting infected. You know what? So erase my comments. Yeah. Backtrack. Thank God he ain't getting no infection. No, literally. We will sue you, bitch. We'll find out. First of all, now that I understand the the seriousness of breaking skin. Okay. The really weird part was how precise she was. They exactly cover the part of his body normally covered by clothing. Oh. They started at the neck and covered his whole torso, but stopped just past the shoulders. He started dating her in fall, so it was warm and he wore shorts. Okay, so I'm what I'm thinking right now is that this bitch is bruising him up like if he's wearing like a muscle shirt. Oh, yeah, like just from like up here. Okay. Yeah, yeah, that's what I'm picturing right now. Um, so it was warm, he wore shorts. The bruises stopped abruptly above the knee. Once the weather cooled, the bruises expand rapidly to cover his arms to the the wrist and the legs to the top of his feet.
SPEAKER_02To the top of his feet, yeah.
SPEAKER_00He was always sure to talk about how the bruises really cover everything. And once again, the word everything, it's not bolded, but it's slanted. So synthesizing on the things. So at this point, I'm thinking butt cheeks. That's what I'm thinking. I'm thinking nut sack dick, booty hole, toes, yo, booty hole, nipples, everything is everything, baby. Don't play. Anyways, we all call her the black and decker pecker weker.
SPEAKER_02That's crazy.
SPEAKER_00We call her. We call her the black and decker pecker wacker. That's crazy. We encouraged him to continue dating her until spring. If she could time the healing to coins with the shift of the shorts, he wouldn't go for it. Now you're trying to not now you're trying to use your friend as bait.
SPEAKER_03No, literally, he's like, How far is she going? Like, can she calculate this correctly? That is insane.
SPEAKER_00He said he finishes it up with shit that still cracks me up, poor bastard. First of all, poor bastard. You were trying to get him to fucking do it longer than he needed to do it.
SPEAKER_03No, he was over here encouraging the bad behavior. For real.
SPEAKER_00Like, what the hell? Okay, so let's talk about it. Let's get into it. I don't know how to think do you think she would have do you think she if he wore shorts from the knees? I feel like she does have to calculate.
SPEAKER_03If she's like over here, do you think she would though? Yeah, probably. Like, do you think she did? I because she obviously doesn't tell people, so she's got a little shame behind it. How did he even find this girl? How he managed to last that long? For four seasons.
SPEAKER_00Four seasons?
SPEAKER_03An entire year?
SPEAKER_00No, no, no. F-O-R. Four seasons. Like he was with her for some time, type shit.
SPEAKER_02That's insane.
SPEAKER_00Because he was with her from the summer to winter. Yeah. Yeah. And they were waiting for her. They were they were wanting him to make the full year to hit fall again.
SPEAKER_04Oh my god.
SPEAKER_00To see if she will stop like bruising him up from the knees down. Yeah.
SPEAKER_03Bro, your shin? That's what I'm thinking. I'm thinking of like not the second places. That's bro. Shit like that has to hurt. I'm like, don't bite my calf. Like, what are you what? If she's saying everything.
SPEAKER_00I feel like that will give me like a a um like a muscle reaction thing.
SPEAKER_03You're gonna make my leg spasm out.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, there we go. That that's what I was talking about. Yeah.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, you would. Over here getting me, getting me in my long house, bitch.
SPEAKER_00That's gonna make me laugh.
SPEAKER_03That's gonna hurt.
SPEAKER_00That's not gonna turn me on. That's gonna make me turn me. That's not even gonna make me laugh.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, I'm like, that's just gonna make me mad. Yeah, instantly dry. Bro, fart in your face. Get out of here. Try to get my butt cheeks. I'm over here chilling in a little fat just laying down. And you wanna try to get on my ass? I am gonna drop the Dukeus fart in your face for trying that shit. That's insane. You're fucking super. It's time to read yours. I have one too. And this one is crazy. I didn't these people. That one's still funny though. Okay, hold on. Let me pull it up. Let me pull it on. So the one that I found is under confessions, and it's by Chocolatey Pringles. Period. Okay. I like
The Bathroom Wait Thrill Confession
SPEAKER_03me as sweet and salty, slow, snacky. And it was four years ago. That's whenever they posted it. So it says, I am a 53-year-old woman with a weird fetish that I have never told a single soul about. It's not necessarily sexual, although it can be, but it goes, it gives me a huge thrill and often turns me on a bit. So what I like to do is go into business, maybe like a cafe or like a doctor's office or even a dentist and ask them to use the toilet. I like to imagine that they'll assume that I'm just needing to quickly pee, and that they'll suddenly realize that I've been in there too long that I've actually needed a poop. And when it's and that is what gives me the thrill. I don't actually need one. Most of the time, I just like them to think that that's what I'm doing. I like to stay in there as long as possible and I can as long as possible and can give them an impression that I've been caught short by needing to really desperately poop the longer the better. I can usually manage 15 minutes, although sometimes I do freak out a bit and encourage encourage a bit sooner, but I rarely have less than 10 minutes. Yeah, no, that's it. I'm like, because I can't find that part where she's talking about it. All she's saying is that like she loves to go. Her new fetish is that she wants to go ahead and make an appointment somewhere where I have to excuse myself in the middle to go to the restroom and not come back for at least 10 minutes. So it is obvious that I've had to rush off at an urgency to poop, and that a person I have an appointment with has to wait while I realize that I need to do this. But I don't think the scenario in which this could work and not actually cost me money. If I was in the middle of a massage, I would lose about 10 minutes of time paid for, and that maybe that's where I need to draw the line. So I live in a massive city, so I can get away with this. And by driving to different parts of where I don't know a soul and won't be seen, my biggest fear is that someone I know will catch me coming out, and it doesn't but it doesn't stop me from doing it. But yeah, she's a 50-year-old woman doing this.
SPEAKER_00Okay, pause. On that last part, why would it be weird if one of your family members or a friend see you come out of the restroom? Bitch, you pee and poop like a normal ass human.
SPEAKER_03But that's her kink. They don't want to see her getting all like sweaty and blustered from it.
SPEAKER_00I don't understand it.
SPEAKER_03But she gets her kink is that she likes the satisfaction of people thinking that she's taking a shit. Yeah, people thinking that she's taking a shit.
SPEAKER_00But like, my questions are does she get like wet? Does she orgasm? Does she play with herself while she's on a toilet? Like, you know what? Okay.
SPEAKER_03No, she doesn't. She just like she just sits there.
SPEAKER_00So she's like over here, how does she get turned on? Yes, she gets wet, yes, and does nothing about it. Does nothing about it? She doesn't go home and finger herself, she doesn't go home and fuck.
SPEAKER_03No, she's 53. Well, I mean, that wouldn't stop a lot of people, but she just likes the idea of having someone wait on her, thinking that she's taking a shit, and that makes her wet. She gets off on that. I'm pretty sure she's she's orgasmed just by sitting there.
SPEAKER_00So you're saying there's a possibility that she orgasmed to the to the thought of the waiter thinking she's taking the shit. Yeah. You know what? It is what it is.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. Oh my, but the the you can't even ask no questions because it's like girl, okay.
SPEAKER_04Yeah.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. Because she's not doing anything about it. She's just like, I love the idea of this, like, this turns me on.
SPEAKER_04Yeah.
SPEAKER_03That people are thinking that I'm taking a shit. Or have the urgency to take a shit.
SPEAKER_00To each their own. You know what's I think it's funny because I grew up with girls saying that they don't shit. Like, oh, they don't want to make some poop. Right. So like I grew up with that. So to hear that this woman is getting off about the fact that I'm taking a shit.
SPEAKER_03Mm-hmm.
SPEAKER_00That turns me off. Like it's a 180.
SPEAKER_03Someone needs to introduce her to Fort Spray. Maybe she'll like full-on climax on that point. Cause then she's leaving a trail of pooping.
SPEAKER_00Oh, you're smart!
SPEAKER_03But this was like six years, four years ago.
SPEAKER_00So fucking commentation and be like, girl, have you tried the poop fart thing? Have you tried poop spray? Yes, you should do it. You should definitely do it.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, because that's what I'm thinking. I'm like, if you want the illusion of people thinking you took a shit, make it smell like you did. Make it smell like you did.
SPEAKER_00Smart. Mm-hmm. You're fucking smart, man.
SPEAKER_03New perfume, poop spray.
SPEAKER_00Hell motherfucker. From the gorillas. Will that turn me on? No. Um, knowing me, I almost smell like shit.
SPEAKER_03Girl, I don't know. And the worst part is people already know when I need to take a shit. That's embarrassing.
SPEAKER_00How do they know, bitch? How do they know?
SPEAKER_03I have a little speed walk. Because I wait until like I gotta go. And when I gotta go, like, girl, don't talk to me. I need to go. And then I get called out on that. They're like, ah, we know what you went to go do. Okay.
SPEAKER_00I'm a human. I'm a human that likes to wait till the last minute. Thank you very much.
SPEAKER_03I'm just a girl that she poops. And I don't care. I don't come out smelling like it. I wash my hands.
SPEAKER_00You know, shout out. Cause a lot of motherfuckers don't like to wash their hands.
SPEAKER_03That's disgusting.
SPEAKER_00And it's like, what's going on with that, y'all?
SPEAKER_03I'm like, why your hands smell like coochie? Not coochie. Girl, she front wiper. Ugh. And hygienic ass woman.
SPEAKER_00You're so
Eyeball Licking And Eye Health
SPEAKER_00fucking stupid. Because first of all, our coochie shouldn't be smelling, y'all. You know, it should only be smelling like a natural coochie smell. I had a friend that dated a guy who liked to lick her eyeball. Huh? Eyeball, bitch. I feel like you can get pink eye or some shit like that, right?
SPEAKER_03Pink eye.
SPEAKER_00I don't know. You yeah, you do have bacteria in your mouth. You have to get some type of infection. You're telling me you want to put your raw ass tongue on my raw ass eyeball? Bitch, I I don't even let you put eye drops on my eyeball. What he dated a guy who liked to lick her eyeballs. So that made him hard? Read it. Did that make him climax?
SPEAKER_03We need to find out.
SPEAKER_00Damn.
SPEAKER_03What'd they say?
SPEAKER_00How long ago was this? You know what? 16 years ago. Why are you so an old ad? Hey, that's what Brittany took me. 19 or 10. What you want me to do? I'm an old soul, baby. Literally. Going with the old kinks.
SPEAKER_03These kinks are crazy. No, literally. Go to the back to the stone ages.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, I couldn't do that. Licking my eyeball. No.
SPEAKER_03I can touch my eyeball.
SPEAKER_00Ah, I don't even like touching my eyeball. You know, I'm a blind ass bitch. People always ask, like people, and by people I mean females, because I wear lashes. Right. And like, why don't you just put contacts? I tried. You don't like the context? I tried the contacts. The whole touching my eye freaks me the whole freaks me out. I never I I yeah, I can't do it. I can't do it.
SPEAKER_03See, I can do it, but I just broche, I don't like how I look like without my glasses.
SPEAKER_00You know what? Me neither. I'm not gonna say any names, but I remember exactly who told me, but they told me that I look better with my glasses on. Uh! That would hurt my feelings. Yeah, it did, and I still talk to that person.
SPEAKER_03Throw a little shadeful comment everyone.
SPEAKER_00That's what I'm saying. I'm like, and I hope that person knows who I'm talking about. And if you don't, then Brittany. No, it was a guy. Oh. Yeah. McGill. It is what it is, but that person really likes my glasses. I do too. I like my glasses. Yeah, like it's it adds character to me. It's me. It represents me. Like it's like it gives you another, it's like another point of view on who I am. That's another feature. Yeah.
SPEAKER_03Unlocking a feature. I got glasses, bitch. Hell yeah.
SPEAKER_00Type shit.
SPEAKER_03I'm more expensive to buy.
SPEAKER_00Bitch, I don't even want to say how much my glasses do be costing. Ridiculously.
SPEAKER_03That's what we got. Insurance.
SPEAKER_00Oh, bitch. That's why I work.
SPEAKER_03Oh bitch. Okay. You need to steal money from the government.
SPEAKER_00You know, I I do be trying, but on my chin down because I make too much money.
SPEAKER_03Oh my god. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
SPEAKER_00You know what fucking saved me from paying taxes was the fact that Jonathan got me a new car. Not gonna lie, it really decided to save you. That same that saved me from paying taxes because I normally have to pay taxes because I make too much money. Bitch, what where? Where is this too much money at? So can I put that? Yeah, definitely 100%.
SPEAKER_03But do I have my own apartment and that I pay taxes?
SPEAKER_00That you pay a car, that you just got a car. Yeah, if you didn't know, like I don't know who told me. I think Jonathan told me, but I don't really know. But um, it helps you when you buy a new car. So when you do your taxes, and I think you can use it for three years. No, and then the fact that you're going to school to me to buy you that. I know. So make sure you put your school and your car in there, bitch.
SPEAKER_03You know what sucks though? No, Mazarato.
SPEAKER_00Okay. So our last one. Okay. I have a friend that dated a guy who liked to lick her eyeball. Ew. I can't even do eye drops.
SPEAKER_03I don't. We just talked about mouth full of bacteria. Right. You can get pink eye or some type of shape. You can get salamella in your eyeball. I don't even get that cookie dough dust in your eyeball. That's what it's called. Sal Salamella Salam editors. Help.
SPEAKER_01I don't know how to say it.
SPEAKER_03You're your own bitch. Salamella.
SPEAKER_01Insta word right here.
SPEAKER_03No, but fuck that shit. You could go ahead and sit, you can lose an eyeball for that. Can you really? Yes, because okay, so this was like way, way, way, way back then. But I heard like a story where like this lady, um, she she had um HIV and she kissed a baby on his like forehead and his eye, and then he like lost sight in his eye because your mouth carries diseases. And you're telling me over here this man is just like come here. Your eyeball wrecking my retna? You can wreck this ass, bro. Not my retna. What are you doing? Facts.
SPEAKER_00This bitch went in. I was like, bruh, hold on. No, yeah, that is wild. I can't do it. I can't do that. I don't I can't even do contacts. No. I can't. I don't mind touching my eye. You know, blind to blind. Um, you know how when you go to the eye doctor and they do the little Oh the little eye air pressure? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I fight it every fucking time. You gotta do it 17 times? Times 10. Oh, because I just I can't do it. I hate it. I fucking hate it. And now that I'm fucking pre-diabetic, now I gotta get my shit dilated.
SPEAKER_03Dilated?
SPEAKER_00Uh my ows, because they gotta make sure that I'm not because I'm since I'm pre-diabetic, they check me like they check my eyes like I am a diabetic. And something about first, first of all, you're asking the wrong person. Uh uh. Um you need to ask Jonathan this. But something about the back of my eyes bleeding, but you can't tell that my eyes are bleeding until they're dilated because of the way the exam goes, type shit. You can look inside, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I fucking hate it because it burns, bitch. Have you?
SPEAKER_03It burns and then you go blind. Like you're literally blind, you can't see shit.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, no, literally, no, leaf that Jonathan had a go get me though.
SPEAKER_03No, because yeah, you're over here, like already without your glasses, you can't see. Yeah, and then now they put stuff in your eyes where you can't see even more. Girl, cover my eyes at this point.
SPEAKER_00Just take them out. Yeah.
SPEAKER_03Literally. I'm like, uh-uh. So I like putting contacts in, but like colored contacts.
SPEAKER_00I I no, I can't. I wish I could.
SPEAKER_03Because if I use regular contacts, um my eyes are like oval shaped, like my pupil. I forgot what that term is called. But oh um, there is a term for it. Um but it's like where I have like too much stigmatism or some shit like that. Like in my eyes, we're like they're not, you can't, I I gotta rotate them bitches constantly, and then they have to sit in that position. But once I blink, like they move. Ah no, put a pinch, you better not wearing glasses. Literally, I'm like, or go blind. I'm not that blind. No, put for real. I'm like, I can tell who you are. No, put a pinch up, no matter from right here. I'm like, what's you going to your room? I'm like, oh, it's that La Vicina? What's your bitch over there?
SPEAKER_02Let me adjust. Fucking start rotating your fucking cuck.
SPEAKER_03I'm like, hold on. Let me what's that one toy kids toy where you keep rotating to go to the room?
SPEAKER_00I don't know, but I was thinking like binoculars and stuff. Oh, let me adjust my binoculars. Your sister.
SPEAKER_03I'm gonna be like, Karina's sister? Be like, no, bitch, don't you ever fucking disrespect me? At my own house, get out.
SPEAKER_04Not for real.
SPEAKER_03I'm like, it's okay, and the microphone works outside.
SPEAKER_00Compare me to my sister. Bitch, that bitch could never be me.
unknownFacts.
SPEAKER_03Wants to be me, couldn't be me. Period. Leave that shit in. That's crazy. Like she needs to know.
SPEAKER_00Facts. I said it with my chest. Okay.
SPEAKER_03And I'll say it against her face.
SPEAKER_00I'm not at her in this episode.
SPEAKER_03That's crazy. In the post if you'll go ahead and say, at sissy.
SPEAKER_00So you know, kinks are crazy. We all have our kinks, the kinks that we spoke about tonight. I'm I'm honestly gonna go and look into them. I'm not even gonna lie, I have so many more questions.
SPEAKER_03Now look into it because you wanna try their I wanna try it.
SPEAKER_00But it's like, what about a diaper really makes you go off?
SPEAKER_03Period. Um, what was I saying? You saying that you want to try people's kinks? No, bitch!
SPEAKER_00She said Right, and I'm gonna start with that diaper one.
SPEAKER_03Literally, I'm gonna go to CVS right now. Get them adult diapers, yes, bitch. You got two people to change them. Let's go. Cut the mics. Oh bitch.
SPEAKER_00Don't yuck someone's yum until you try it. You know that you got them right, but I'm not gonna try it, so it's okay. Somebody else can. Um, I'm gonna just be over here. You know, I'm gonna cheer you on from outside of the club. Mm-hmm. I see the window. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Type shit. You know, from my house. Yeah. From the TV, from the outside, from the YouTube. I'll like it, I'll subscribe, and I'll comment. Be like, type shit like y'all should do with us.
SPEAKER_03Literally. Yeah, like that upper making your ass look fat, girl. Fill it up even more.
SPEAKER_00Type shit.
SPEAKER_03Uh-huh.
SPEAKER_00Like them, like them fat asses that Melanie be showing Ray. Oh. Oh. Yeah, yeah. Oh, cut, cut.
SPEAKER_03Let's not forget about that. It's my kink, okay? My kink is looking at blessed women. Period. Mm-hmm.
SPEAKER_00As it should be.
SPEAKER_03Yes. Hell yeah. They have God's blessings. Whether they work for it or it's natural. We don't care. We approve. As long as it's not botched.
SPEAKER_00That part.
SPEAKER_03It can be bogged, but it can't be botched.
SPEAKER_00We don't look that botched booties. Tampoko, tampoco. Mm-hmm. We have a limit.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. I'm like, my fetter stops at one point. Okay. Is that on my comfort zone? I'm like, uh, looking like that diaper, okay? Obviously, you peed more to the left than not to the right. Okay.
SPEAKER_00Goodbye.
SPEAKER_03Anyways.
Final Thoughts And Sign-Off
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